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Old 10-23-2001, 12:06 PM   #1
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Natty: (1:45 PM) ya really reckon you're a 90% chance of becoming prime minister one day?
© Fender: (1:46 PM) Nope, an hionest prime Minister.
© Fender: (1:46 PM) The people will love me!
Natty: (1:47 PM) i know they will
© Fender: (1:48 PM) And Tony blair will hate me!
Natty: (1:48 PM) awww why?
© Fender: (1:50 PM) Because I'll beat himn in the election!
Natty: (1:51 PM) huh?
© Fender: (1:51 PM) I'm gonna beat him in a general election!
Natty: (1:52 PM) oh ok
© Fender: (1:52 PM) I'll be the first male Prime Minister since Winston Churchill!
Natty: (1:54 PM) hehehehehe
© Fender: (1:54 PM) thats *counts on fingers* 55 years!
Natty: (1:55 PM) hmmmm
© Fender: (1:55 PM) What you hmming about. Ok, I'll be the first m,ale Prime Minister since Maggie Thatcher!
Natty: (1:57 PM) oooookay, you sure you dont wanna be PM of australia?
© Fender: (1:57 PM) WHy? You want me to?
© Fender: (1:57 PM) I could be the Prime Minister of the World!
Natty: (1:57 PM) a better job than what our currant PM does
Natty: (1:58 PM) ohhhh there's an idea
© Fender: (1:58 PM) what does he do?
Natty: (1:58 PM) a really crappy job
© Fender: (1:59 PM) So you think I should be pM of the world? great!
Natty: (1:59 PM) yeah
© Fender: (2:00 PM) I think I'll post that remark!
Natty: (2:00 PM) lol
© Fender: (2:00 PM) Maybe the whole convo!
Natty: (2:01 PM) hi everyone Fender is posting this whole convo, so i'm taking the oppertunity to say hello to everyone *smoochies*
© Fender: (2:01 PM) OK, so back to world domination..........
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Old 10-23-2001, 04:51 PM   #2
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Old 10-23-2001, 07:05 PM   #3
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chances of u becomming prime minister: 90%
chances of u becomming honest:0.000000001%

well, theres a chance...

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Old 10-23-2001, 07:21 PM   #4
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Snoogans!

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Old 10-23-2001, 07:27 PM   #5
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it sais that there r 4 messages in this topic, but i only see gb122's and mines

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Old 10-23-2001, 07:51 PM   #6
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look Fender,
I would vote for you, but only if you were a really honest politician.. but politicians can't be honest by defenition, so no way sorry <IMG SRC="http://www.ukobservers.net/cwm/otn/funny/hapfac01.gif" border=0>


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Old 10-23-2001, 11:45 PM   #7
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Anyone has gotta be a better and more honest politition than Australia's currant Prime Minister. Let's see, he promised we'd never have a GST, and we now have a GST (although that was also partly thanx to that bytch from the democrats, whatever her name was) But they also promised that gas, electricity, bread, milk and fresh fruit and vegies wouldn't be taxed, and they were. Now they have the nerve to say that funerals should have a GST on them. The private schools get more funding a year, and as a result the public schools suffer. The health system is shyte, that doesn't get enough funding, hospitals are closing down, major waiting lists to get a bed (also applys to nursing homes)

But now that the government realize how crap they are, they're backflipping on election stuff, trying to buy votes (like giving pensioners a one off bonus of $300, that was nice of them too bad no one fell for it)

Ahhhh bless the election, I gotta vote this year I don't understand politics. This country is screwed up, I'm sure anyone could do a better job than John Howard, even Fender

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Old 10-24-2001, 12:39 AM   #8
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I think you have a chance of becoming prime minister as i can throw manhatten!!!!!!!!


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Old 10-24-2001, 01:18 AM   #9
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I'll vote for you if you give me some *cough* kickbacks *cough*. Like, you could depend on my vote for, let's say...Argentina.

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Old 10-24-2001, 04:20 AM   #10
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Have you ever heard of the spoils system? *wink wink*

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Old 10-24-2001, 04:45 AM   #11
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Spoils be damned! I want my Argentina and I want it now!

ˇOlé!

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Old 10-24-2001, 05:58 AM   #12
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Well, if Met gets Argentina, can I at least claim the majority of the Caribbean? You and your Patagonia and former Nazi population, I'll have a tropical paradise!

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Old 10-24-2001, 01:55 PM   #13
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Quote:
Originally posted by Natty:
Anyone has gotta be a better and more honest politition than Australia's currant Prime Minister. Let's see, he promised we'd never have a GST, and we now have a GST (although that was also partly thanx to that bytch from the democrats, whatever her name was) But they also promised that gas, electricity, bread, milk and fresh fruit and vegies wouldn't be taxed, and they were. Now they have the nerve to say that funerals should have a GST on them. The private schools get more funding a year, and as a result the public schools suffer. The health system is shyte, that doesn't get enough funding, hospitals are closing down, major waiting lists to get a bed (also applys to nursing homes)

But now that the government realize how crap they are, they're backflipping on election stuff, trying to buy votes (like giving pensioners a one off bonus of $300, that was nice of them too bad no one fell for it)

Ahhhh bless the election, I gotta vote this year I don't understand politics. This country is screwed up, I'm sure anyone could do a better job than John Howard, even Fender

curruption=BRAZIL

im not gonna say every single happening in BR, just the new one: our president said 4 years ago that he donst believe in reelection, and now he is reelecting himself... AND HES WINNING! WHATS WRONG W U PPL! well, all the other competitors are much worse, and one of them is a commie, so i kinda forgive those brazilians...



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Old 10-24-2001, 06:26 PM   #14
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Agh, I must register to vote as well.

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Old 10-25-2001, 07:19 PM   #15
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I don't think that becoming the Prime Minister of the world will be achieved through voting.

It takes careful staging, like a chess-game.

Anyway, G W Bush is making his bid for that office. Tread carefully, he is moving HIS pawns in postion as we speak.

Heil Bush! Seig Heil!

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Old 10-25-2001, 07:46 PM   #16
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I don't think that becoming the Prime Minister of the world will be achieved through voting.

It takes careful staging, like a chess-game.

Anyway, G W Bush is making his bid for that office. Tread carefully, he is moving HIS pawns in postion as we speak.

Heil Bush! Seig Heil!

must you take everything so.......seriously?


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Old 10-25-2001, 07:49 PM   #17
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must you take everything so.......seriously?


whatcha talking bout gb? this is Ravens funny side.



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Quote:
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Anyway, G W Bush is making his bid for that office. Tread carefully, he is moving HIS pawns in postion as we speak.
Well, my right knight is in position to stop any attacks from the two end squares, and my quuen is in the middle of the board, while my king is protectedf by my two rooks! See, I knwo about chess!

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Old 10-25-2001, 11:44 PM   #20
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ive never toold a lie *tries to look serious* WHY R U PPL SO SUSPICIOUS?!?!?! SHEESH!!!! *bangs the door when leaving*

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