Stream's Thought of The Day

**Stream** · 03-24-2009, 03:10 PM

Welcome to Stream & RoxStar's thought of the day.

This post will be like an 'archive' of the thoughts, it will be updated everyday with a new thought so as to allow people to look back easier... of course why anyone would want to look back is something we'll never know.

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Tuesday, 24 March 2009

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To have bacon, one must first aquire a pig.

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Wednesday, 25 March 2009

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Ice is nothing but frozen water.

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 26 March 2009

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Before setting off in your car, you must first invest in some fuel.

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Marius' Thought of The Day - Sunday, 29 March 2009

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When playing GTA 4 and using the Rocket Launcher, it is best to launch yon rocket away from yourself.

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Monday, 30 March 2009

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Opinions are like butt holes - Everyone has one and everyone thinks theirs smells best.

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Tuesday, 31 March 2009

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Only an American Teenager could come up with this. (Though it is pretty cool).

Of course a video like this you do not view all at once.
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 02 April 2009

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Nuts!

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Friday, 03 April 2009

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It is typical of many Norfolk people to go around the pee pot numerous times before finding the handle

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Saturday, 04 April 2009

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Of course these should have been called "Brain Ache with Flashing Images of The Day!" - think about it.

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Sunday, 05 April 2009

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You can only do your best.

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Monday, 06 April 2009

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Few problems ever go away on their own.

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RoxStar's Thought of The Day - Tuesday, 07 April 2009

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Originally Posted by RoxStar

If you can't please everyone, please yourself!

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Wednesday, 08 April 2009

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Wurzel says "Oh Bugger!"

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 09 April 2009

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More Green!

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Friday, 10 April 2009

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Bank Holidays are a waste of sodden time.

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Saturday, 11 April 2009

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I'm sorry guys but I can't come up with a thought of the day going to the fact some pratt keeps electronically communicating to me on MSN.

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Sunday, 12 April 2009

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Ignorance is not bliss... unless of course you are the one who is being ignorant, then it is total bliss.

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 23 April 2009

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RoxStar's thoughts are better...

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Friday, 24 April 2009

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Kit Kat!

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Monday, 27 April 2009

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Orange Kit Kat!

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Monday, 27 April 2009

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If it at first you do not seem to succeed... Just give the hell up as the bugger cannot be worth it!

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 30 April 2009

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Wouldn't it be nice if we could all live to see the end of the DFS sale?

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Friday, 01 May 2009

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Nigella Lawson!

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Saturday, 02 May 2009

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Captain Janeway!

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Saturday, 02 May 2009

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Nigella Lawson & Captain Janeway!

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 07 May 2009

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Mr T hit Wurzel around the head!

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Tuesday, 12 May 2009

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These buggers are drying up!

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--Stream

LordOfTheFish · 03-26-2009, 10:13 PM

My thought on your thoughts, is " good advice."

Marius Fett · 03-29-2009, 04:49 PM

So really, it's Marius's thought of the day..

**Stream** · 03-29-2009, 05:03 PM

Alright then....

Marius Fett · 03-29-2009, 05:56 PM

fanks matteh <3

Marius Fett · 03-30-2009, 04:28 PM

It's this kind of insight that makes getting up in the morning worth it..

**Stream** · 03-31-2009, 02:54 PM

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Tuesday, 31 March 2009

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Only an American Teenager could come up with this. (Though it is pretty cool).

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Of course a video like this you do not view all at once.

--Stream

**RoxStar** · 04-02-2009, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Stream

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Tuesday, 31 March 2009

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Of course a video like this you do not view all at once.

--Stream

I just watched that five times straight! :X

**Stream** · 04-02-2009, 01:34 PM

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 02 April 2009

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Nuts!

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Marius Fett · 04-02-2009, 01:36 PM

Well that's just fantastic.

**Stream** · 04-02-2009, 03:37 PM

You'd best lay down for a while now mate.

**Stream** · 04-03-2009, 04:09 PM

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Friday, 03 April 2009

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It is typical of many Norfolk people to go around the pee pot numerous times before finding the handle

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Marius Fett · 04-03-2009, 05:09 PM

^Pics or it didn't happen.

**Stream** · 04-04-2009, 11:59 AM

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Saturday, 04 April 2009

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Of course these should have been called "Brain Ache with Flashing Images of The Day!" - think about it.

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Wedge Suron · 04-05-2009, 08:40 AM

lol, nice one.

**Stream** · 04-05-2009, 03:28 PM

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Sunday, 05 April 2009

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You can only do your best.

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Marius Fett · 04-06-2009, 01:01 PM

What if someone does their worst?

**Stream** · 04-06-2009, 02:47 PM

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Monday, 06 April 2009

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Few problems ever go away on their own.

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**RoxStar** · 04-07-2009, 10:24 AM

Let me take a shot at this...
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RoxStar's Thought of The Day - Tuesday, 07 April 2009

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Originally Posted by RoxStar

If you can't please everyone, please yourself!

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**Stream** · 04-07-2009, 01:34 PM

Me like it very much.

Marius Fett · 04-07-2009, 03:55 PM

RoxStar.

I am sorry to confer unto you, that it is that you are not qualified to participate in yon postings of yon thought of the day.

Yon reason for yon afore spoken lack of qualification is that you have not conferred unto Stream an ability to forsake yon Queen's English, and communicate using yon dialect that is in the use of I at this moment.

Once it is that you have gained yon afore spoken necessary qualifications, you may ride on yon teetermatorter, and post as many thoughts as you so see fit.

Fear not, if this post has confused you, Stream (who is a qualified translator) can no doubt confer unto you what it meant..

**RoxStar** · 04-07-2009, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Marius Fett

RoxStar.

I am sorry to confer unto you, that it is that you are not qualified to participate in yon postings of yon thought of the day.

Yon reason for yon afore spoken lack of qualification is that you have not conferred unto Stream an ability to forsake yon Queen's English, and communicate using yon dialect that is in the use of I at this moment.

Once it is that you have gained yon afore spoken necessary qualifications, you may ride on yon teetermatorter, and post as many thoughts as you so see fit.

Fear not, if this post has confused you, Stream (who is a qualified translator) can no doubt confer unto you what it meant..

So if you hook me up with some land in Bristol, I can speak like a true Englishman?

**Stream** · 04-08-2009, 02:20 AM

Actually most of that is good old Norfolk talk, years ago we nearly had a completely different language going on.

Yon = The
Unto = Onto
Teetermatorter = Seesaw

So in English, here is a translation of what young Marius is saying;

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Originally Posted by Translation of Marius' Ramblings

Dear RoxStar

I am sorry to have to tell you this but it would seem that you are not yet qualified to post a thought of the day.

The reason I am saying you are not qualified is because you have not proven to Stream that you have the talent to speak in a language that would go completely against the Queen's proper English and be able to communicate successfully in the language that I have just mentioned which is not unlike the way in which I am currently speaking to you now.

Once you have proven that you can talk in the language required for this thread, you may indulge in riding the seesaw and post as many thoughts of the day as you see fit.

Fear not if I have confused the flying heck out of you as Stream, who happens to be a god, can successfully translate what the the hell it is I'm talking about.

I hope that clears things up for you.

--Stream

Marius Fett · 04-08-2009, 01:22 PM

Bearing in mind i'm not actually from Norfolk, I think I did quite a good job, myself.

Oh and RoxStar, to you, a see-saw would be a teeter-totter.

**Stream** · 04-08-2009, 02:19 PM

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Wednesday, 08 April 2009

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Wurzel says "Oh Bugger!"

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Marius Fett · 04-08-2009, 02:21 PM

^My favourite so far I think.

Some people just aren't fit to be bear owners.

**Stream** · 04-09-2009, 02:47 PM

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 09 April 2009

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More Green!

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Marius Fett · 04-09-2009, 02:51 PM

^

You can never have enough green..

**Stream** · 04-10-2009, 04:09 PM

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Friday, 10 April 2009

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Bank Holidays are a waste of sodden time.

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Marius Fett · 04-10-2009, 07:03 PM

^As are sell by dates on crouton packets..

It's stale bread for god's sake..

**Stream** · 04-11-2009, 05:02 PM

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Saturday, 11 April 2009

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I'm sorry guys but I can't come up with a thought of the day going to the fact some pratt keeps electronically communicating to me on MSN.

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Marius Fett · 04-11-2009, 05:07 PM

Now, now, say that in correct English...

'I am unable to facilitate yon construction of yon brain ache with flashing images of yon global planetary rotation, due to yon fact that some imbicile is transferring onto me a quantity of electronically communicated correspondences.'

Honestly, your language really is slipping...

**Stream** · 04-11-2009, 05:12 PM

As too is yours, that should be transferring unto me.

Marius Fett · 04-11-2009, 05:15 PM

No, no, 'unto' would be Queen's English. The devil's tongue.

**Stream** · 04-12-2009, 03:33 PM

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Sunday, 12 April 2009

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Ignorance is not bliss... unless of course you are the one who is being ignorant, then it is totally bliss.

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Marius Fett · 04-12-2009, 05:19 PM

Once again, your intellect bedazzles me. I feel truly privileged to be a part of this experience.

M@RS · 04-22-2009, 12:06 AM

Stream, you're slacking. It's been 9 days since your last thought of the day...

Marius Fett · 04-22-2009, 05:39 PM

This must be rectumfied.

**Stream** · 04-23-2009, 12:45 PM

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 23 April 2009

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RoxStar's thoughts are better...

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I do apologise for the lack of thoughts - I had difficulties in thinking of thoughts.... and if you know me then you'll know that thinking is a task I struggle with everyday.

And at the moment I'm in the caravan and I'm parked too far away from the office, the wireless signal is crap at best.

However - Wireless connection permitting, I do have a cracker of a thought lined up for tomorrow - If all else fails I shall transfer a text message containing yon afore spoken thought unto young Marius' portable telecommunication device and ask that he post it here in my honour.

--Stream

Marius Fett · 04-23-2009, 05:07 PM

^You are lucky. Had yon Maths teacher I had transferred knowledge of unto you earlier had been successful in her attempts to gain yon afore spoken portable telecommunication device, we would be in a bit of a pickle!