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09-26-2009, 01:09 PM
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Start a joke
Ok i thought of this while contemplating over a nice hot chocolate and a nuttela sandwich.
What happens is someone will start a joke and the next poster will make up a punchline.eg
person 1: What is round, fat and ugly?
person 2: Your mum!
first off, rules:
1.If someone has alredy made a joke you thought of dont repeat it please.
2.no overly rude stuff.
3.If moderators dont like this or have already seen it please close the thread and tell me.
4.If anyone else has seen anything like this please say and direct me to it.
Ok i'll start:
Two pigs go out to a bar and one pig says to the other _______ ________ _______.
He's real....and he's coming to get you....
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09-26-2009, 11:34 PM
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"OINK OINK OINK!!!"
why did chuck norris cross the road?____ __ _____ _ ______?
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09-27-2009, 01:14 AM
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English spoken in What
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Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they follow in his wake.
Two Jews went (insert own punchline of choice).
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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11-03-2009, 12:26 PM
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^Fail. Overuse of profanity, and failure to read the rules of the thread. 
So, a pope, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a zoo...
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11-03-2009, 02:36 PM
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^^ "Ouch" they all cry
Two Lions are hunting when one turns to the other and says.....
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11-03-2009, 10:29 PM
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Baron von Sexy
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I wish I could quit you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Let's kill ourselves.
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11-03-2009, 11:07 PM
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To see if she could figure out the joke.
What did Hallucination say when Te Mirdala Mand'alor showed up at his door?
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11-03-2009, 11:36 PM
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Baron von Sexy
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Your name, that is, Te Melanin Man o' War. 
What did one Mandalorian say to the other in their first date?
Let's kill ourselves.
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11-04-2009, 02:25 PM
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Kandosii!
So, a giraffe walks into a bar and the bartender says...
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11-04-2009, 10:49 PM
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Baron von Sexy
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"For ****'s sake, someone call the zoo, that alcoholic giraffe escaped again."
So, a bartender walks into a zoo and the giraffe says...
Let's kill ourselves.
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11-04-2009, 11:26 PM
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English spoken in What
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"Pour me a 2X, pal."
A man walks into a lesbian bar and the bartender says......
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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11-04-2009, 11:40 PM
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Baron von Sexy
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"Seriously, Totenkopf, **** off."
How many Dadaists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Let's kill ourselves.
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11-05-2009, 01:55 AM
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English spoken in What
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None, they can't be bothered.
Stupid Stella was so dumb she.....
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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11-05-2009, 02:49 PM
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Went on a second date with Totenkopf! 
(I kid you  )
When I look into her eyes I see...
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11-05-2009, 05:22 PM
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chicken!
A duck walks into a bar and the barkeep says...
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11-05-2009, 08:52 PM
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Tragic heroine in making.
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Look what the wind breezed in from the dumpster!
What is it called when you have a dead chicken in your muffler?
Electra: "Let's go...together"
<Shot fired>
Vincent: "When I was with you, it was the only time I felt real"
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11-05-2009, 09:34 PM
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Under the right conditions: Bar-B-Q!
What do you get when you mix a demon with a politician?
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11-05-2009, 10:15 PM
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Nancy Pelosi.
A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into an Irish pub and the barkeep says....
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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11-06-2009, 09:52 PM
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What is this, a joke?
What do you get when you cross Nancy Pelosi with Darth Malak?
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11-07-2009, 03:46 AM
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A dominatrix from hell, or somebody's mother-in-law.
AHEM! (Been there, seen that. )
Why did the hairless Wookie shave his crotch?
SITH HAPPENS
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11-07-2009, 11:45 AM
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because his skin was flaking?
What happens when you cross a Doberman with a sheep?
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11-07-2009, 11:40 PM
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Tragic heroine in making.
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You have a fluffy toy that bites back.
Who made a butcher shop, killed 27 people and later ate their dead bodies?
Electra: "Let's go...together"
<Shot fired>
Vincent: "When I was with you, it was the only time I felt real"
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11-08-2009, 01:09 AM
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GTA did.
Why was the wolf afraid of the lobster?
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11-08-2009, 08:07 PM
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Did you see the size of those claws!!
Why does space suck?
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11-08-2009, 08:53 PM
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Because lollipops are made for it.
(Btw, totenkopf's post wins.)
Why did the cactus become thirsty?
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11-08-2009, 09:07 PM
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He had low blood saguaro.
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(Btw, totenkopf's post wins.)
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QFT 
Why was Totenkopf made of win?
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11-08-2009, 10:21 PM
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Because his mother and father loved each other very much...
Why did the Lemming cross the road?
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11-08-2009, 11:31 PM
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It was following the other lemmings.
Why didn't the mouse cross the road?
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11-09-2009, 06:20 PM
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Tom was waiting on the other side.
Why did George Clooney win?
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11-09-2009, 10:04 PM
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Because Snidely Whiplash lost.
Why are cats worse than dogs?
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11-10-2009, 10:52 PM
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Because Dog spelled backwards is a lot better than Cat spelled backwards.
What is Green, large, has 6 legs, and if fell from a tree would kill you?
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11-10-2009, 10:54 PM
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A giant caterpillar.
What is the square root of cheese?
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11-10-2009, 11:02 PM
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Rats.
When Chuck Norris sneezes.....
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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11-10-2009, 11:22 PM
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Buildings fall.
When Barney Rubble sneezes...
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11-11-2009, 03:52 AM
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It knocks him back into the stoneage...................................oh, wait....damnit!
How do Sith Lords electrocute theirself?
SITH HAPPENS
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11-11-2009, 12:37 PM
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(LOL WIN UP THAR, PURIFIER ^^)
They run too many cords into an outlet while using the Force.
When a mommy and dady love each other very much...
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11-11-2009, 12:53 PM
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They don't do housework. =_=
When construct attempts to give a d*mn...
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11-11-2009, 04:01 PM
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They end up failing
A man walks into a bar with three ducks under his arm...
He's real....and he's coming to get you....
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11-13-2009, 02:55 AM
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Tragic heroine in making.
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And gets a facefull of can can dancer jugs. 
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11-13-2009, 03:38 AM
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'Tis the worst punchline of them all.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third...
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