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Old 07-09-2002, 11:47 AM   #1
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Thumbs up Most Impressive

I'm glad to see that people have started to take interest in the good ole JK forums again. I hope it lasts.


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Old 07-09-2002, 10:13 PM   #2
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Me too. Though I doubt it will last.





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Old 07-10-2002, 09:28 AM   #3
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*grrrrr*

"Again?"

We have been here all along, you nimwits.

And if one more person says "oh, boo-hoo, JK is dying," I will personally eat their entrails.


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Old 07-10-2002, 09:54 AM   #4
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oh, boo-hoo, JK is dying

Hope you like eating metal.



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Old 07-11-2002, 10:17 PM   #5
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Red face

Dragon versus battledroid. You have got to be kidding me.

*flaps into the air, avoiding a flurry of badly-aimed blaster fire*

*circles, then spits a fireball at 598, which he dodges*

*swoops in while the droid is dodging, and smashes him into spare parts*




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Old 07-12-2002, 06:36 AM   #6
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*Imp Landing Ships land and disgorge every land unit the Imperials ever though up*



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Old 07-13-2002, 07:32 AM   #7
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Hmmph.

I invoke the power of Tiamat's name,
arise and set this air aflame!


*the air around BeastMaster suddenly becomes a firestorm, incinerating troops, slagging most of the hardware, and exploding the ordinance*

Don't know why I bothered; they can't hit the broad side of a planet anyway.


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Old 07-13-2002, 07:52 AM   #8
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*An orbital bombardment from a Satr Destroyer high in orbit silences BM and makes quite a few craters*

"Care to rephrase?"

*Orbital Bombardment continues*



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Old 07-13-2002, 08:07 AM   #9
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*a vorlon battlecruiser (the Machina ex Deus) flares into existence and fusion beams the ISD into sparking wreckage*

This can keep escalating until we wipe out a universe or two, or we can let it go.


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Old 07-13-2002, 10:59 AM   #10
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*Pulls out of hyperdrive in Jedi Starfighter*


R4, What the @#%$$#@ is going on?

*beep beep beep*

Hmmmmmmm

Whose side should I take?

*looks at opposing forces*




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Old 07-14-2002, 08:07 AM   #11
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*pulls out of hyperspace next to the Jedi Starfighter in an A-Wing* How's about we fight the imperial lads?
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Old 07-15-2002, 07:24 AM   #12
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*pulls out of hyperspace next to the Jedi Starfighter in an A-Wing* How's about we fight the imperial lads?
Let's blast the bloody Imperials.

R4, get a lock on the nearest star destroyer. We're going in.

*R4 beeps, STarfighter zooms into action*




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Old 07-15-2002, 09:50 AM   #13
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*All 200+ Capital Ships of the Black Sword Command jump in and begin laying waste to the area*


The Black Sword Command has at least one Super Star Destroyer, a rather large number of Imperial Star Destroyers.

BTW, destroying galaxies and universes was my previous occupation.





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Old 07-17-2002, 01:13 AM   #14
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WE are severely outnumbered, R4. Time to call in some favors.......


*a wormhole opens, and United Federation of Planets ships pour into the area, along with the entire Klingon Empire's battle ships*



That ought to even out the fight......


We're here with ya, BeastMAster!




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Old 07-18-2002, 04:48 AM   #15
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*The Black Sword Command jumps out but leaves a small round object*

[Back on the ground]

*The broken and dismantled body of the Commander wavers and dissapears, nothing more than a hologram*

*The small round object simply explodes, taking the entire system out with it. Nothing, not even a star is left*


"As I stated. My previous occupation was mass destruction."

[View shifts to the Star Destroyer Intimidator's bridge]

*The Commander, had he been human, would be grinning from ear to ear.*



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