points game

[Das Mole]

registration ended!!! (again, what eltse is new) actually, it ended yesterday, i was just too lazy to post it.

guys, please register.

maybe i'll just call the whole thing off
or i could do the first two challenges for the guys, then we could do challenges for both. what do you guys think?

[Yufster]

Have a qualifying round!

[Das Mole]

hmmm... i dunno. you want to do the qualifying round for me?

[Yufster]

No. Okay fine. What sort of challenges are they?

[Das Mole]

uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........i dunno.

actually, well, wait. qualifying round? i'm just confused today.

maybe i'll do it. i don't know. just, whatever. i'm confused. somebody help meeeee!!!!!!!!!!

[Yufster]

Well you either need more females or less males, so i vote that
since there's only four females, there needs to be a qualifying round to knock out all the surplus males.

[Das Mole]

but then there'd only be 4 guys. well, whatever. ok. we could do something where the guys have to answer some questions or something and the two with the lowest scores get bumped off...

ok. i got the questions. here we go. there's twenty-five of them and the answers are due by monday at 11:00 gmt. or should we make it at 11:00 gmt tomorrow? we'll do monday. ok, here they are:

absolute trivia

1)what entree do spaniards call chuleta de cerdo- a ham steak, a pork chop, or a t-bone steak?

2)what german tennis star hada slippery sea snail named after him in 2000?

3)what sport features the fastest-moving ball?

4)what 1999 film was shot under the working title "the black hills project"?

5)what russian leader lost two fingers as a youth when the grenade he was playing with blew up?

6)who is depicted in a wheelchair, in a life-size statue unveiled in washington, d.c. in 2001?

7)what does a pluviometer measure?

8)what insect can weigh as much as a mcdonald's quarter pounder?

9)who complained, after steffi graf pulled out of their wimbledon mixed doubles match: "it was like my first marriage. i was the last to know"?

10) what FOX tv special gave darva conger her 15 minutes of fame and a groom with a shady past?

more absolute trivia

11)what river flows above the holland tunnel?

12)how much monopoly money do you collect for finishing second in a beauty contest?

13)what governement position is held by the resident of 11 downing street, london?

14)what was odysseus called by the romans?

15)what ship sank the british battleship hood?

16)what country's people stand up for the anthem the reign of our emperor?

17)which of the five senses are you most likely to lose if struck by lightning?

18)what emperor was known as the lion of judah?

19)what was the first book set in type?

20)who was the first woman to fly solo across the atlantic?

movies!!!

21)what was the supposed destination of the space mission in capricorn one?

22)what was the family motto in sometimes a great notion?

23)who played emiliano zapata, marc antony, and napoleon?

24)what made popeye strong before spinach?

25)what comedian did dustin hoffman portray in a 1967 film?

[Yufster]

Damn, I'm glad I'm not male. Anyway they could look answers up on the internet. Noooo. It needs to be more.... spontaneous. We need to all meet in a chatroom or, or something.

[Das Mole]

we could buy a hotel room and have everybody come in that's on the male side. or can you only have one person?

[Das Mole]

girls- if you want to answer these questions, you can. it will help you when we start the game. however many you answer correctly, you will get that many points added to your score x3, same with the guys. so girls- answer these questions by pming me, they'll help you out.

[Huz]

1) Dessicated horse.

2) Herr Sluganski.

3) Brockian Ultra-Cricket.

4) Coal Mine Death Orgy XLVIII (US title: Blair Witch Project).

5) Michael Palinski.

6) God.

7) Precise discomfort level of an uncomfortable silence in a social situation.

8) The common canine flea.

9) The court.

10) "When Planes Fly Into Buildings 16!"

11) Leaky River.

12) £25

13) Official Neighbour to the Rt. Hon. Tony Blair, MP.

14) Crapface.

15) Bismark.

16) United States of America.

17) Your sense of well-being.

18) Jesus.

19) My Crap Life, by Johann Gutenberg.

20) Lois Lane.

21) Battlestar Galactica.

22) "Exterminate!".

23) Their violins.

24) Muscles.

25) Meksilon.

[Yufster]

Um... congratulations! Full....full points.
....(security! Security!!!!!!!!!)

[Das Mole]

huz- you should've pm'd me the answers!!! oh well. now other people will just use your answers....

[Das Mole]

and btw- if those were your actual answers (which i hope are not) you would've only gotten three right, just to let you know. i'd seriously pm me the answers and look into those a bit more.

[Yufster]

Yeah! Stupid people like Fundamentalist Bastard!

[Joshi]

these are my actualy answers
1) Dessicated horse.

2) Herr Sluganski.

3) Brockian Ultra-Cricket.

4) Coal Mine Death Orgy XLVIII (US title: Blair Witch Project).

5) Michael Palinski.

6) God.

7) Precise discomfort level of an uncomfortable silence in a social situation.

8) The common canine flea.

9) The court.

10) "When Planes Fly Into Buildings 16!"

11) Leaky River.

12) £25

13) Official Neighbour to the Rt. Hon. Tony Blair, MP.

14) Crapface.

15) Bismark.

16) United States of America.

17) Your sense of well-being.

18) Jesus.

19) My Crap Life, by Johann Gutenberg.

20) Lois Lane.

21) Battlestar Galactica.

22) "Exterminate!".

23) Their violins.

24) Muscles.

25) Meksilon.

[Das Mole]

ANSWERS DUE IN 40 MINUTES!!!

or do i need to extend this deadline as well?

[Gabez]

What? Oh, I really can't be bothered.

[Huz]

This was all part of my cunning plan.

Incidentally, I only meant to get two answers right.

[Das Mole]

okay, due to lack of participation and/or even caring about this, i'm going to cancel the game unless i get answers to these questions from everybody by tomorrow.

if i don't get answers from everybody by that time, the game will be cancelled, i'll have somebody go in to the account, give back all the credits, and have a mod close this thread. you have until (i'll change it) 12:00 pm gmt tomorrow to get in the answers.

so get to it.

[Das Mole]

okay, guys, apparently from the looks of it, the game is going to be cancelled. there are only 20 minutes left to get the answers in and i still need them from relatively everybody. so unless some freak thing happens where everybody signs on, remembers, and esnds in the answers, the game is gonna be cancelled.

[Huz]

I win.

[pHILBRUSH]

We have two minutes left, and I don't know any of the answers, so I quit the game and go back to being a bartender(Wich will save the whole thing, right?).


P.S. I wan't my 50 bones back, guv.

-pHILBRUSH

[Das Mole]

everybody should have recieved their 50 credits back, except for the first three to donate credits to me, who will be recieving theirs shortly. if you want to know why, it's because those first three had sent me their credits and not given them to the b.o.t.s. bank, creating somewhat of a mix-up. but you'll get your credits back, don't worry.

[pHILBRUSH]

Let us start a new game like this! Das.....?


-pHILBRUSH

[Das Mole]

uhh... okay... should i start a new thread? i think i will.

[pHILBRUSH]

Big Brother'll work out well!


*lock* oh, wait, I can't lock things.... *unlock*


-pHILBRUSH