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Old 06-09-2003, 07:50 PM   #41
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Das mole you *bleep* I'm gonna *bleep* your *bleep* you *bleep* *throws a chair randomly at the camera*.

And then you, Philbrush, my son, or should I say my wifes son who's father is unknown and soon to be ex-wife! You are no longer my son, or never was, and therefore, I disown you! *audience gasps*
And then back to you Das, or should I call you *bleep*! No, that wasn't a curse, I was saying *bleep*! Hey, stop that, it was *bleep*! Stop bleeping me! you *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*!

Muss. Hah! Said it! That'll show *bleep*.

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Old 06-09-2003, 07:58 PM   #42
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*slowly wakes up*

huh? what happened? *sees neil*

*gasps* neil!! you stupid *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...(etc., etc.)...eeeep*!!!!!!!!!!!

*shot by tranquilizer again*
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:18 PM   #43
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**Jerry brings down tranq gun**

Jerry: And i've got plenty more where that came from.

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Old 06-09-2003, 09:12 PM   #44
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*walks in calmly, looks around, and starts to back out*

Hello, dear, just stopped by to ask if you put the roast in on your way out, but.....you look busy....guess I won't bother you. Das, mind yourself. There are PEOPLE watching. It's positively shameful.

Aw, Neil, and it's SO sweet of you to disown pHIL, but as you had no money to begin with, it doesn't matter much. I've got all the money in this family, and I'm scooting if you disown him ever again. So there.

I don't even remember who pHIL's dad is anyway, so it doesn't matter that much. Right?


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Old 06-10-2003, 05:19 AM   #45
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My family is a mess


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Old 06-10-2003, 12:45 PM   #46
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I'm not too sure if i even have a family, Natty, hows about me and you go run away together (andy was only second rate compared to you!)

Oh, and Andy, yes, i did put the roast, in, now, would you kindly STOP HASSLING ME!!!

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Old 06-10-2003, 03:54 PM   #47
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*walks in* omigod, look at all those bodys!!!!mint. *gets out 2 Uzis and starts killing audiance* HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!! *GTA2 voice*: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL FRENZY!!! *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!*
*Gets out trusty lightsaber* HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! Neil, how can you disown me IF YOU HAVE NO ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!! Jerry: Why I'm sure that'd be easy..... Me: WHO THE *bleep* ASKED YOU, YOU *bleeep*IN' *beep*ETY *bleep* *bleep* *slices off Neils arms and Jerry's nose* !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 06-10-2003, 04:17 PM   #48
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i'm telling on you! dad!!! *philbrush presses secret button on saber, turning it into tranq gun, he then shoots me*
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Old 06-10-2003, 08:01 PM   #49
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Okay, that's it, go to your room! I'd point dramatically, but thanks to someone both my arms are over there. Igor! Get over here with that needle and thread, you've got a lot of work to do.

Igor: Yeth sir.

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Old 06-10-2003, 08:08 PM   #50
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Oh my *BLEEP* *BLEEP* Natty's a man!

Oh, and I'm kicking the impudent, armless man out of the house.


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Old 06-11-2003, 04:04 PM   #51
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*Stabs Cap'n Andy in the hand* NO ONE calls my girl a man!
*repeatedly kicks Cap'n Andy in the head*





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Old 06-11-2003, 08:21 PM   #52
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Matricide? Oh no you don't!

*dodges*
*spanks naughty child*
*he cries*
*sends psychotic violently-inclined child to boarding school*

Bye bye, darling boy. You always WERE a lot of trouble.


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Old 06-12-2003, 08:44 AM   #53
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Old 06-12-2003, 06:15 PM   #54
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WTF is that? Wait a second... HEHEHEHEHAAAAAHEHehehe..hee..hoo..oh. And as for YOU, you lousy mother *****in piece of mother *****in **** headed ****ard of a mother!!! **** off, Jerry! any ****in way, ****in send mother ****in me to a mother ****in boarding ****in ****ed up piece o' **** of a *****in school, mother****er!
You never ****in cared for mother ****in me, you lousy ****in piece o' ****cks **** head mother piece o' ****! *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!* *puts away gun* And as for you, neil, mother ****er, you ****ard! dis ***in ownin' mother ****in me, mother ****er! ****in look at you! your *****cks exuses for ****in arms are mother ****in danglin' the **** off!!!! Mother ****er ****ard mother ****in ****er!!!!! Anyway, apart from all this crap, it's been quite a nice day. Ice tea, anyone?

*get's shot with tranq gun*


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Old 06-12-2003, 09:50 PM   #55
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Hi, I'm the Ghost Zombie Pirate Andy, here to announce that I poisoned the the dart in the tranq gun, and that's why he hasn't awakened yet, if you're wondering. ****ing little piece of s*** that he is. BWAHAHAHAHA! I'm a powerful demonic force! And I am INVINCIBLE! Bow to your mother, dead boy!


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Old 06-13-2003, 03:05 PM   #56
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I am your long lost son or something like that.
pHILBRUSH just told me to do this for him
*shoots capatain andy with the all new evil demonic zombie pirate buster dart 2003editiontm*
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Old 06-13-2003, 04:00 PM   #57
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hey, who the *bleep* *bleep* is this *bleep*? anyhoo, i think you're all *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* and i want you to all stay *bleep* the *bleep* away from me! well, i gotta go. *hits wall with tranq needles poking out of it*
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