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Old 06-19-2003, 11:28 PM   #41
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*throws folded-up very sharp post-it notes at samnmax, giving him lots of owies and leaving him out for two posts*
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Old 06-19-2003, 11:42 PM   #42
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Roy Tordes returns Neo-Matrix like from his fall, gets out a 10 disk copy of MI2 for the Amiga and throws the disks almost ninja like at Das Mole, making the poor fellows head look like a slightly abstract version of Pinhead from Hellraiser, before turning (in slow motion) and walking towards the door, getting the girl, saving the day and leaving Das Mole out for 3 1/2 posts!
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Old 06-20-2003, 12:11 AM   #43
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*reminds Roy that girls here aren't acquired quite that easily by shooting him with a potato gun and leaving him potatoed for three posts and demanding he work on his counting and logical thinking.*

Das can't come in halfway through someone's post!


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Old 06-20-2003, 11:55 AM   #44
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*Sam picks a sissy fight with Captain Andy... and loses, knocking Sam out for three posts*


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Old 06-20-2003, 12:28 PM   #45
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wait, uh, arrrgghhhh!!!

*becomes very confused and goes into a coma for three posts*
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Old 06-20-2003, 02:15 PM   #46
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See that hand in my avatar? It's going to-

*notices that everyone is out already*

Well, dang, I came in to give Das a wedgie, and here he is lying on the floor!

*revives Das very carefully*

Das Mole: (confusedly) What......what the.....I......where....oh....

Ok, from the beginning. See that hand in my avatar? It's going to give you the wedgie of your life!

*hand picks up back of Das' pants and swings him around, breaking furniture and generally being destructive for two posts*

Bwahahahaha!


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Old 06-21-2003, 12:43 PM   #47
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Roy picks the potato out of his ears and picks up his full length leather coat and shades from the coatstand. After dressing himself appropriatley (trying hard to get that Matrix style cool - but probably looking a lot more like Ben Stiller in Zoolander) Roy turns himself into a human cyclone, knocking out Captain Andy with the first blow and working his way around the room until everyone else has been obliterated.

In a show of total disrespect, Roy dances around Das Moles comatised body, before tripping on the coat and head butting the poor infortunate guy....oops
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Old 06-21-2003, 10:24 PM   #48
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Oh, but Roy didn't say how many posts I was out for! A loophole!

*gets back up and dusts self off*

Ok, dude. This might hurt.

*kicks Roy in the mouth and then knocks him over with a blow to the stomach, he lies in fetal position, nearly dead, for two posts*

That'll show you, you bar-obliterating bully!


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Old 06-22-2003, 03:49 PM   #49
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see the hand in andy's av?

*takes hand, breaks it off the arm, then proceeds to break the fingers off and throw them into a mulcher, ruining her av, and forcing her to look for another one for three posts*
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Old 06-22-2003, 04:53 PM   #50
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*Ummm... Umm, Oh, screw it. Sam leaves the bar for three posts*


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Old 06-22-2003, 06:55 PM   #51
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Hey, you can't just walk out from a bar fight!
*madmonkeygal sprints after SamNMax, grabs him by the collar and drags him back to the bar, where she proceeds to repeatedly slap him accross the face for trying to escape and eventually knocks him out for two posts*


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Old 06-22-2003, 11:00 PM   #52
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*rips apart voodoo doll in madmonkeygal's avatar, making her sew it back together and occupying her for two posts*

what can i say, i like dismembering avatars. mainly because i'm too unoriginal to think of anything eltse to do.
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Old 06-23-2003, 01:23 AM   #53
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Now I have you, my pretty!

*new cyborg hand in Andy's av grabs Das by the collar and pins him to the wall that would have hit him eventually anyway*

All right, now what? Hmm...something TRULY diabolical...

*sets Das up with her sister*

BWAHAHAHAHA! You cannot escape! Now exist in misery for the next three posts!


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Old 06-23-2003, 06:33 AM   #54
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Roy, realising that behind all that Manly talk, Captain Andy is all woman, proceeds to chat her up (badly), before losing his cool, realising he doesn't have a chance, and taking out his frustrations on everyone else in the room with a soup ladel and some golf balls, putting them all out for three posts each!!!!
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Old 06-23-2003, 09:59 PM   #55
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Why, I thought I hurt people in a very feminine manner...I guess I need some practice, then. All right, here's to you and your crummy dealings with the opposite sex! Ok, honey, give it to him.

*Andy's handsome, strong, courageous boyfriend knocks Roy out in ONE FELL BLOW! Yes, that's all it took!*

Anyway, I'm not putting you out for any posts because I feel generous and *looks around at comatose people* because you knocked everyone out in the last post. So I guess you can spar with my boyfriend 'til they come around.


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Old 06-24-2003, 06:37 AM   #56
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Roy gets up from feigning injury after being hit on the back of the head , looks around for Andy's strong, courageous boyfriend, but can only find a scrawny kid with baggy trousers. Roy ticks him off for his unfriendly behaviour before making him a packed lunch and running him along to school.

Roy compromises his principles by putting Andy into the 'Tordes Death Lock' (what?!?) and puts her to sleep for three posts. Since her boyfriend is now in woodwork class with Mr Outred, and everyone else was knocked two posts ago, that means Roy is the winner.

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Old 06-24-2003, 12:55 PM   #57
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*Andy, who was feigning sleep, wakes up and watches Roy's victory dance, laughing uproariously*

Ha ha ha ha! See? I TOLD you he was a monkey!


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Old 06-24-2003, 03:35 PM   #58
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Roy accepts defeat graciously
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Old 06-24-2003, 06:55 PM   #59
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*Sam jams a knife in everybody's temple.*

There, that should keep them busy.


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Old 06-24-2003, 10:12 PM   #60
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Nahh, it was already over and I was taking Roy Tordes out for pizza to celebrate. Go start yourself a new fight somewhere.


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Old 06-25-2003, 06:53 AM   #61
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....better be a damn good pizza!!! None of that burnt crust rubbish!!!
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Old 06-25-2003, 04:53 PM   #62
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It's EXCELLENT pizza. Only the best, and not poisoned either.


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Old 06-25-2003, 05:07 PM   #63
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Nahh, it was already over and I was taking Roy Tordes out for pizza to celebrate. Go start yourself a new fight somewhere.

I hate you all! *Socks everybody right in the colon for the hell of it*


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Old 06-25-2003, 06:22 PM   #64
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Its NOT poisoned.....so if it's NOT poisoned, why did you feel the need to emphasise the lack of poison? I think you're bluffing and it really IS poisoned!!!
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Old 06-25-2003, 06:49 PM   #65
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I was emphasizing the lack of poison in the pizza because of its distinct presence in the ice cream cone I gave Das a while back. That's all. I'm not a criminal, you know......*here Roy looks disbelieving* Oh, fine. Hmph.

*takes boyfriend out for pizza instead*


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Old 06-25-2003, 08:45 PM   #66
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betcha didn't get desert though!!!
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Old 06-25-2003, 10:05 PM   #67
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i got dessert. from oberweis. a few nights ago. i'm lost.
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Old 06-25-2003, 10:20 PM   #68
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Oh, I assure you, Roy, I got whatever I wanted. Don't you worry about that.


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Old 06-26-2003, 06:50 AM   #69
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Ha ha, excellent
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Old 06-26-2003, 06:54 AM   #70
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By the way Andy, I read somewhere about something called an 'ample chested lurve vixen'. You're not one of these are you
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Old 06-26-2003, 10:11 AM   #71
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Not that I know of. *gasps* Are you?!


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Old 06-26-2003, 11:06 AM   #72
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Definately!
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Old 06-26-2003, 11:09 AM   #73
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Dude. I'm just your run-of-the-mill pirate wench.


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Old 06-26-2003, 11:11 AM   #74
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*kicks in the door, waves the .44*

..

ok everybody. calm down. anyone thats trying to leave.. i pump one in your a#s.

*goes araound with some sort of bag.. punishes the people around to smile at him and give all their grog into the bag..*


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Old 06-26-2003, 12:04 PM   #75
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*looked around for a while, after anybody is busy with getting new grog, he grabs some chic.. er chips and sat down .. *

Hey barman.. will he turn on tv ..?

*cleans his silver .44 while he's watching sledge hammer to get new ideas for brutal handshake methods.. *

*drinks som grog out of the bag*


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Old 06-27-2003, 06:17 AM   #76
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*stands up and goes because noone wants to give him what he needs.. some real cruel hits against his nose combined with some razorsharp insults, followed by some hard and definite sticked two fingers in his eyes.*

*struggles about his own feets, smashed against the ground and keeps sticked to the ground with his foreteeth*

mmmfffpphendte wwwrrtedsen ..


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Old 06-27-2003, 06:48 AM   #77
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Roy reckons Ray is asking for trouble so uses his extra long tweezers to remove Das Moles 'Khaki Shorts' (dont ask!), before rolling them up and repeatedly slapping ray about the head with them until he passes out unconcious.

Ray appears to be out for 2 posts!!
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Old 06-29-2003, 07:54 PM   #78
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*pHILBRUSH grabs cloth, stuffs it in a bottle of whiskey, then tries to light it, but the gas from the lighter ran out so just whacks RoyTordesLegend on the head with a chair, putting him out for 2 posts(tho a molotov cocktail wudda been cool)*


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