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Old 11-15-1999, 03:34 AM   #1
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Question Bad Kitties in Space

No...this has nothing to do with Oreo. Or Pesto, Bebee, Cuddles or Little Footses. They've all been good kitties today, except for whoever got into the garbage last night.

This is about something I noticed while playing Rogue Squadron. Is it just me...or does Moff Seerdon sound just like the evil lion in The Lion King?

You know...Scar! That's his name. Or is it Moff Scardon?

...And Kasan Moor sounds like a girl I knew in highschool. Maybe that's why I hate her. (?)

So many questions.

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Old 11-15-1999, 08:44 AM   #2
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I don't want to sound like I have something against the "larger" part of the population, but have you seen Kasan's picture in Rogue Squadron? Ye Gods! I wonder how that Interceptor of hers kept above ground.

"Will you stop shooting? My craft has been disabled for a good 5 minutes now, and ... TREE!"

Bang.



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Old 11-16-1999, 04:06 AM   #3
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AAAWW-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH! HAW! HAW! HAW! (Snort!) HAH-HAH-HAH--!

Howzabout dis one:

"Watch your fire, Skywalker! Those are civi--AAAUUGGH!"

...And there IS no talk about "landing safely," because on Taloraan, well...there's no ground!

Bye-bye, Kasan! Too late to cut back on the twinkies now, huh?

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Old 11-16-1999, 01:06 PM   #4
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- Capt'n, we can't jump to hyperspace! We have a mass planetary shadow blocking our exit vector!

- You dumbass! That's no planet's shadow, it's that fatty KASAN MOORE. Shoot her out of the way.

- Aye!

<Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzkkkkrrrrrrrrrrt>

Fatality.



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Old 11-16-1999, 01:34 PM   #5
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<font size=-2>(hoping the guys don't notice her)...*giggle*...*chuckle*...*snort!*...BAH-ha-ha-ha! *tee-hee-hee...*
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Old 11-16-1999, 02:09 PM   #6
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I NOTICED YOU!

A Pokemon told me.



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Old 11-16-1999, 03:22 PM   #7
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Kint, is it true that we have a spy pokemon on our side? I hope so.

I hope its Squirtle!

squirtle squirtle

hehe
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Old 11-16-1999, 07:42 PM   #8
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Yeech. Pokemons .... Gotta Kill'em All!




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Old 11-17-1999, 05:58 AM   #9
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NO POKEMONS!!! ( )

Oh, all right. Maybe ONE pokemon...a dead one, hanging from the halyard in grim warning to other pokemons.

...Just to show them we're serious. And for laughs.

As for Kasan...beam that b***h into the nearest black hole. Her additional mass will cause the space/time continuum to fold back in on itself and we'll finally get to meet God. Cool, huh?

"...On the ground, still waiting for someone to pick me up..."

Well, MY mommy warned me about girls like that...!

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Old 11-17-1999, 07:24 AM   #10
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Could you get your dealer to contact me by comlink? I would sure like to try some of those apparently excellent drugs of yours.


*wink*



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Old 11-17-1999, 05:26 PM   #11
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As for your mom IMLADIL, i mean Kasan, I say we toss her a pit of POKEMON!!!!

Who's with me?

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Old 11-17-1999, 07:44 PM   #12
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Well, the DRUGS are second rate at best, but I do have a gold-plated titanium hammer with Tibetan yak leather handle that I use to hit myself on the head.

Stars look pretty any time of day!

As for YOU, Force Guy...!

HUMMMMMMM--! (Lightsaber noise.)
"Today IS a good day to die...!"

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Old 11-22-1999, 06:30 PM   #13
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where exactly do you see kasan's picture?
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Old 11-22-1999, 11:48 PM   #14
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..... uh never mind. It would have been too easy.

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Old 11-23-1999, 03:39 AM   #15
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Okay, I'll take it then.

I saw her picture on the side of a milk carton.

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Old 11-23-1999, 04:25 PM   #16
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I saw her butt-ugly face on the side of a nuclear submarine.

"Nucular!"

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Old 11-23-1999, 05:00 PM   #17
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She'saLadil,

Strike me down and I will only become more powerful.

**lightsaber noise**

OW THAT HURT!

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Old 11-24-1999, 03:31 AM   #18
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Hmm. (Turns off lightsaber, hops into A-wing.) I'll fix him...

YEEEEEE-HAW! Comin' straight out of the sun at ya, guns goin', missiles and all that! And if that don't work--

BANZA-AIII!!!

(CRASH!) (Boom!) (Flames.)

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Old 11-28-1999, 12:48 AM   #19
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If Kasan was here we could use her to patch up the hole in the ozone layer.
How about this one?
Kasan:Hey!
Luke:where are you?
Kasan own on the ground.My weight loaded my ship down.
Luke:I advise you to go on a diet Kasan.
Kasan:Good idea.
10 years later
Kasan:Im still weighing my ship dooooooooooooo..........AUUUUUUGH.BOOM(ship exploding)
BOING.(Kasan transformed into a ping-pong ball.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Old 11-30-1999, 06:50 PM   #20
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I'll just take out my golf club and hit ur tiny a wing right back at ya...

FORE!


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Old 12-01-1999, 05:22 AM   #21
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The state of being Kasan Moor is akin to being at the speed of light, because one's mass becomes infinite.

Note: an advanced civilization could derive all of its energy needs from a teaspoon of Kasan Moor. If Kasan Moor were here now, the world would be destroyed by the gravitational stress.

Let's ban twinkies!

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Old 12-01-1999, 12:54 PM   #22
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Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

Ban the twinkies and die Imladil. (Raven pulls out a thermal detonator) Come on buddy, make my day!
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Old 12-01-1999, 05:15 PM   #23
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For the last time...

Ravens like corn. CORN! Not twinkies! A raven eating twinkies is too bizarre an image for my fragile mind to accept.

However...we can discuss keeping twinkies as long as I'm allowed to have scotch in the cockpit.

(Sigh. I am NOT serious. Do NOT drink and fly spacefighters--it is not safe.)

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Old 12-04-1999, 02:47 PM   #24
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Oh, really? Imladil, I remember you sitting in your xwing with raven on the left...You were drinking scotch and a tie fighter came along. raven shot and missed, you fired and got it. raven said "wow, good shot" and you replied "nah, I usually get 3 or 4 out of a squad ike that."
Keep twinkees...ban scotch.
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Old 12-04-1999, 04:08 PM   #25
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Um, close. It wasn't Raven, it was Chief Crazy Horse...and we were chewing peyote buttons, not scotch. And, I think it was a '66 Impala, not an X-wing.

But I DO remember the TIE fighters! Dang fast, them TIE fighters...

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Old 12-04-1999, 04:51 PM   #26
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I thought the rumors were true...and they are!

Oy, this thing's even more pointless than what we have at Xwingalliance.com. And that's saying a bunch.

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Old 12-05-1999, 12:56 AM   #27
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(To the rhythem of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)Starkel, starkel little twink. What the heck of me you think. I'm not under the alcofluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I are. The drunker I sit the longer I be, I just don't know who is me.
Remember to raise your blast shield before you take a slash of yer favorite libation boys and girls!!
It's probably ok ta have a nip on your starfighter, but d@#$mn, don't drag alcohol out on the real road with ya!

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Old 12-05-1999, 03:08 AM   #28
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Words of wisdom, Shootist! the following is a tanscript of myself and a friend in a bar.

"Give me those keys. You are not driving."

"Why? Don't you trust me?"

"I trust you...not your reflexes right now, though."

"My reflexes are...I'm at my best right now!"

(Imladil smacks him upside the back of the head.)

"OW! What was that--?"

"Semi. See what I mean?"

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Old 12-05-1999, 10:36 PM   #29
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Y'know, Imladil, I think ye were hittin' a nip o' scotch while ye were typing, eh lassie? That might explain a wee bit o' the fuddle ye typed.
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Old 12-06-1999, 04:04 AM   #30
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Well...I see that I typoed "transcript." As for fuddle--my mom's maiden name was Twaddle. Coincidence?

--And before any of you wiseass mensa scholars point out that "Twaddle" means "Nonsense"...I already know! In fact, it's central to my personal worldview.

Nine out of ten church elders don't watch "Beavis and Butthead" at home.

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Old 12-07-1999, 03:08 AM   #31
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<font size=1>Aussi...yo no soy girlie-chick, capiche? Ie, tovarishch, I am uno hombre.

Zut! mucho des languages! Casse tete en mein kopf...Jimji samja ni! Dasvedanya!</font>
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<font size=-2>"Also, I am not girlie-chick, capiche? No, friend, I am a man. Darn! So many languages! Puzzle in my head..."
Sorry...I have no idea what the rest says!</font>
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Old 12-07-1999, 04:31 PM   #33
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I worked in a Punjabi Indian restaurant for a while. "Jimji samja ni," means, "Jimmy doesn't understand."

"Dasvedanya," means "Asta!" in Russian.

(Note: I am not some kind of linguist. English and French are the only languages I occasionally make sense in.)

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Old 12-07-1999, 07:48 PM   #34
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Du besser nicht sprecth Duetch. Ich felish fersten zie. Ich sprecth nur Gasthaus Duetch. Ich murshta ein kalt bier bitte. Nein, forgessen das, Ich trinken nicht.
I still remember a little German. I can speak and understand a little bit but I've forgotten more than I remember.
My spouse is Korean, bubba, that's a tongue twister.
Anyone like Korean food?

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Old 12-07-1999, 07:59 PM   #35
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Mm, me! Dat's good stuff!
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Old 12-08-1999, 12:21 AM   #36
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My better half makes absolutely the BEST Korean goodies I've ever chop skicked! Man, I'm spoiled. The Korean community around here can't get enough either. I'm sitting here just trying to digest about one full chicken, half a bushel of sauted mushrooms, scallions and green bell peppers. Woof.
Given the right spcies, I bet even tough ol' R.A.V.E.N. would tender right up!
Just JOKIN' there R bird.
No, I'm NOT being threatened, cajoled or brow beaten... Just bribed...Buuuurrrrrghppp!!!


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Old 12-08-1999, 01:30 AM   #37
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LOL! So I'm a tough bird now? Come on bring it on! (*j/k*)

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Old 12-08-1999, 02:37 AM   #38
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I am totally into the Korean barbecue thing. Is tomorrow at seven okay?

As for raven meat--it's my understanding that the bird's diet has a lot of effect of the flavor. And since this one is known to munch twinkies, I say we pass on it...

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