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Old 12-14-2003, 06:12 PM   #1
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Saddam voted off Survivor Iraq

In a shocking twist, Saddam Hussein was betrayed by his tribemates and voted off Survivor Iraq early last night (Iraq local time). The former dictator, who looked most likely to win the competition, was clearly in shock following the vote (below, left), and saddened by the betrayal, found himself at a loss for words.



At a press conference later that night (above, right), Hussein stated, "I played a cutthroat game, but that's how it's supposed to be played," shrugging off accusations that he was the most ruthless Survivor in the history of the game. Questioned about his constant scheming, and the particularly vengeful early elimination of fan favorite "Comical Ali" Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, the former leader of Iraq replied, "I have no remorse," and later referred to al-Sahhaf as a "longwinded monkey with bad hygiene." The show's host, George W. Bush, defended the "funniest Survivor yet", saying, "He was great."

With Saddam out of the game, the remaining Survivors are in a power struggle, and viewers say it doesn't look like it's going to be settled any time soon. The show's producer, Donald Rumsfeld, was unable to be reached for comment, but a spokesman for Rumsfeld stated that the producer, "has always maintained that 'shock and awe' is what keeps viewers hooked on the show."



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Old 12-14-2003, 06:23 PM   #2
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Well, I heard he's recording an album right now, building on his immense popularity with the viewers. That sucks, cause he really can't sing.

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Old 12-14-2003, 07:42 PM   #3
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This reeks of conspiracy theory.........

....why on earth would Saddam think that by growing a beard he somehow becomes 'invisible' to US/UK forces?

I vote that the US altered some random guy with plastic surgery to cover the fact that Saddam is really in Tahiti partying with Elvis and Princess Di!!!


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Old 12-14-2003, 07:47 PM   #4
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How many Saddam threads do we need?!?!?!?!
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Old 12-14-2003, 07:52 PM   #5
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When Arnie bumps off George Bush with his usual Uzi/Smart one liner combo, I'll be posting 30 messages in celebration!!!!


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Old 12-14-2003, 08:01 PM   #6
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I would hope he'd use a minigun at the very least.
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Old 12-14-2003, 08:09 PM   #7
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....yeah....I vote Jesse 'the body' Ventura gets involved somehwhere along the line in a comedy Arnie/Minigun/Wrestling type scenario!


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