We can't seem to keep a story for long...
Perhaps we can make one last longer if we have a set of rules!
*is imedatly pelted with dirty looks from all over the globe*
NO SUDDEN ENDINGS
NO ACTING AS SOMEONE ELSE
unless it induces laughter/resembles person's actions
NO RIDICULOUS CLAIMS OF POWER
e.i., you cannot suddenly drop a H-bomb, you cannot be Death...(sorry, my friend :P)
:/ ....i see noone jumping to it...i will do it...
The sea was angry, like a nun on Valentine's day. It thrashed and fussed like a baby with a heavy diaper.
The mighty ship, The Sea-Kangaroo
, was right in the thick of the storm. Captian Orca WaiL, scrouge of the seas, stood fearlessly at the steering wheel (not a bit of self glorification
She wouldn't let down the sails. She was determined to sail thru the storm.
"ARE YOU ON CRACK!!?!?!!!!!1" She heard her first mate scream.
"No," Orca replied over the din . "Chicken."
Her first mate...