well, i've begun to undertake a very serious project- every time a teacher says something stupid, i'm writing it down and seeing how many stupid quotes i can collect within the next five months
here's what i've got so far:
"uranus had babies with gaea." (she pronounced uranus 'your anus' and gaea 'gay uh') -english teacher
"we got the flu from my baby nephew who got it the other day. and i thought there was an incubation period, but i guess not. so all the four of us, me, my husband, and my kids, all we did yesterday was just like barfing and diarrhea." - my english teacher.
"oh, zut! c'est comme les spaghetti!" - my french teacher. it means "crap! it's like spaghetti!". she was talking about some tangled-up electric wires. she was trying to figure out which one went to the overhead projector.
"right. good job. so you go corresponding up, corresponding up, congruent, congruent, isosceles." - my math teacher.
english teacher: "i'm trying to think of the word you guys use...it means 'meretricious'...i can't find it."
student: "slutty? whorish?"
english teacher: "no, not slutty."
and that's all i've got. believe me. i started last week friday. these things are gonna start comin in like...pancakes. or something.