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Old 02-10-2004, 06:49 AM   #1
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Arrow Slow News Day

Balancing 11 utensils on his face, fifth-grader Tim Johnston appears to have Oregon boy's world record beaten by Two






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And let me save some of you the trouble by going ahead and posting this:


There is no spoon.
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Old 02-10-2004, 06:54 AM   #2
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*stares*



spoon.


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Old 02-10-2004, 06:54 AM   #3
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Are those spoons red-hot? They don't look very red to me. If they were red-hot, I might be impressed.

Maybe if they were leaking acid. I don't know.

That was actually in the news? I guess it beats reading about Janet's tittah.
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Old 02-10-2004, 06:54 AM   #4
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Does it say anything about the super conductor he is standing???!!!

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Old 02-10-2004, 07:20 AM   #5
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How.... did.... he... do that?....

Must be born with some special power or a gift?




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Old 02-10-2004, 07:26 AM   #6
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"When he's got the spoons on his face he can't talk,'' she said. "He can do the spoons whenever he wants.''
What a lovely sister he has lol


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Old 02-10-2004, 08:10 AM   #7
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There is no spoon, there is only a soup spoon!

It's called glue





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Old 02-10-2004, 08:15 AM   #8
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I was going to ask if he used something to stick them there...I don't buy it.


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Old 02-10-2004, 08:19 AM   #9
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...

*reads again*





i'm disappointed Rhett , a world of wacky news out there, like 'man marries hamster', "my uncle is now my step-sister" and you bring us this....

shame on you




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Old 02-10-2004, 08:23 AM   #10
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Whatta ya want? I ran out of uncles and I killed the last hamster. At least... he should be dead by now. Hmmm...
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Old 02-10-2004, 08:40 AM   #11
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I told you to put the hamster in the water!
Not in a boat in the water!





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Old 02-10-2004, 08:54 AM   #12
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Ah, so they have found the real spoon boy. Maybe he will have a role in Matrix Reincarnated.


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Old 02-10-2004, 04:07 PM   #13
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That kid has no friends.



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Old 02-10-2004, 04:39 PM   #14
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Bah! They've been glued there.


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Old 02-10-2004, 05:16 PM   #15
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That little kids cheating, he's looking up to keep them on his head. :|
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Old 02-10-2004, 06:12 PM   #16
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I wanna see him do that with knives, sharp knives.

Perhaps he'll accidently stab himself <.<
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Old 02-10-2004, 08:33 PM   #17
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What a friggin dork!



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Old 02-10-2004, 08:39 PM   #18
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Originally posted by |GG|Crow_Nest
How.... did.... he... do that?....

Must be born with some special power or a gift?
Its called super glue hehe


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Old 02-10-2004, 11:35 PM   #19
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I wish I could ben spoons, then I could ben Spidey!!!!
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Old 02-11-2004, 12:33 AM   #20
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There are no spoons. What you see is merely an illusion...
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Old 02-11-2004, 08:04 AM   #21
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There are no spoons...



.... or is there in fact no boy?


Hmmmmmmm.


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