helloooo, cause I'm new!!!!

[Sam Fisher]

Hello, and welcome to Lucas Forums! I hope you enjoy your stay...



plz don't leave like all the rest...

[Samuel Dravis]

Stay away from those...people. They aren't normal. I noticed you like to be lazy - that's the primary occupation of most of the swampies. You'll fit right in.

One more thing: don't ever let Rhett (or anyone else, for that matter) come too close. Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Sam Fisher]

*looks at his missing pants*


He got too close to me!

No one warned meh...

[DarkLord60]

Wait just a minute what are pants.

[zoidburg]

Hello!!! Another new friend for Zoidburd!!!! More Anchovies!!!!!!!! and welcome to the wonderful world of the swamp...watch where you step.

[RoxStar]

Originally posted by DarkLord60
Wait I am confused what team am I on. :cries in all the confusion:

I don't know about you but I'm on my own little team.

[Crow_Nest]

Heya, welcome to LF.

If you see rhett coming your way, hide.

[TheHobGoblin1]

What about me.... I'm crazy..... I'll steal your shirt or wallet........ nobody likes me........ *walks away with |GG|Crow_Nest's wallet* why, nobody likes me *Takes zoidburg's shirt*

[Sam Fisher]

Oh crap, now Zoid's practiaclly nude No pants/shirt

[Astrotoy7]

Stop talking about stealing pants(you know who you are) you'll frighten poor lizza off..... this forum needs more intelligent ladies to keep all you *young boys* well behaved.....

Welcome, Lizza. I am Astro. I am a recent addition to the swamp, having wandered over here from other areas at LForums.....

There have been a few necomers here lately it seems.....nice to see another.....Im sure the other ladies who frequent here will appreciate another girl to back them up when they start a "I'm a Woman, hear me ROAR" thread... apart from that its just young boyz fighting over how fast their computers are, jokes about pants(and lack thereof) and people posting "Hi, Im new to this forum" threads....

Have fun

MTFBWYA

[MennoniteHobbit]

Originally posted by ET Warrior

His delusions of grandeur are getting way out of control these days.

Nope... ur delusions of grandeur. The only times I have delusions and hallucinations are when Rhett moderates these forums.his pants smell of something awful... is that you leXX, or is it Rhett?

[TheHobGoblin1]

yumm fresh meat!

[[RAA]-=Chi3f=-]

I am so lazy I made a response ahead of time.

Originally posted by [RAA]-=Chi3f=-
-GENERIC RESPONSE 2.2

This will help you answer threads easier. Be sure to mis-spell a couple of words; this will make you look cool and cover the fact that you can't spell in teh first place.



1) I'M NEW THREADS [SINCERE]

A) Hi (NEW USER), Welcome to (FORUM NAME); Enjoy your stay; yadda yadda yadda (RANDOM SMILEY); Avoid (POPULAR FORUM USER)'s (NOUN); I bestow the (USLESS ITEM) of (VERB PLURALIZED) apon you; always remember (STARWARS/FAMILY GUY/ANIME/MOVIE QUOTE)!!!
B) If user is a former antagonist... I know it's you (FORMER USER); Don't try to deny it!; I'll tell (MODERATOR) on you... oh and do you still have that $5 you owe me?


2) I'M NEW THREADS [SHAMLESS SELF-PROMOTER]

A) If user claims to be important... /Sigh, yeah yeah you are teh L337 token-cowboy whoop-te doo la la, (NEW USER); Oh I think I know you from (GAME NAME).. yeah you are such a (VERB ENDING IN "ING")(VERB ENDING IN "ED")(NOUN)!
B) If user proclaims administrative importance elsewhere... You posess the (VERB ENDING IN "ING") traits of (PLURAL NOUN)!(EXCLAMATION)... (RANDOM SOUND)!
C) If user claims to be intelligent/artistic... Pfft, I can do that too; (MADTV STEWIE VOICE) Look what I can do!; Here's some of my work (DOWNLOAD AND EDIT MATERIAL IN PHOTOSHOP) Cool huh?!; It's not my best stuff, I was (VERB) that day and didn't feel like trying all that hard (PREPARE A "LEAVING FORUM FOR GOOD!" SPEACH)


3) I'M LEAVING THREADS [ANGRY]

A) If I know you... I'm sorry you are leaving. Too bad, so sad, have a nice life
B) If I don't know you... Wish I knew you; sad I don't... blah blah blah... and don't come back!


4) I'M LEAVING THREADS [HURT]

A) If I know you... Sorry you feel that way; I agree; have a nice life.
B) If I don't know you... Yeah yeah cry me a river already and get out of here.


5) IM BACK THREADS [NOSTALGIC]

A) If I knew you... Hey, welcome back (NAME)! Now stop spamming the threads before you get Lynched (FAKE LAUGH)
B) If I don't know you... Who the hell are you; I don't remember you; Leave my sight; your presence sickens us (RANDOM SMILEY)


6) IM BACK THREADS [CRAVING ATTENTION]

A) If I knew you... Oh hi (NAME)! Didn't know you left... never really cared either (SHRUG)
B) If I don't know you... Welcome back for the (NUMBER)th/st time; Have you ever seen the sun?


7) WHO'S THE (VERB)est IN THE SWAMP

A) Don't know; don't care
B) Anybody that joined the same time I did (give or take 2 months)

8) VS AND POLLS

A) If it's a pointless vs. thread... (RANDOMLY CHOOSE ONE). (PREVIOUS WINNER) vs. (RANDOM NOUN). (RANDOM SMILEY)
B) If it's a rediculous poll... ("ASH CATCHEM" VOICE) (MOST UNAPPROPRIATE CHOICE) I choose you!


-END

Hi lizza_swfan, Welcome to LucasForums > Network > JediKnight Series > Community > Yoda’s Swamp

Enjoy your stay

yadda yadda yadda

Avoid LeXX's Eggplants

I bestow the Chainsaw of grester-reckoning apon you

Peter: Well, we promised Lois we'd use our powers responsibly, but I suppose doing the exact opposite couldn't hurt.!!!

[Pie™]

@ Chief

Did you make that yourself, or just rip it off some site?

[[RAA]-=Chi3f=-]

Originally posted by MMMPIE!!!
@ Chief

Did you make that yourself, or just rip it off some site?

I made it a while back on another forum. I just ran out of things to say so I made a template.

[Grace]

Good gosh! That was odd. Thanks to all for the lovely (and not so lovely) welcomes. I hope I'm here to stay.

[leXX]

There's absolutely nothing wrong with my eggplant's!

[Writer]

Hey! I'll take an eggplant! Truthfully, I've never had eggplant, but hey, there's always a first time for everything, right?

BTW, Lizza, nice goin' on joining the RPG forum. It's fun, ain't it?

[Captain Wilson]

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!!!

evein' Madom

Into the woods!!!! Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!!!

[Elijah]

Originally posted by MennoniteHobbit
Hello, and welcome to LF! Now that you are here, a place called "Yoda's Swamp," you have to worship many people. Let me say that you must worship me first, then comes the admins, such as Boba Rhett, Swoosh, matt-windu, among others, and mods/super mods, such as Darth Groovy, Jed, Darklighter, C'jais, SkinWalker, leXX, and any other mods. You can call us the "LF Pantheon" if you wish. Oh, and I am NOT a mod or admin, I just like greeting newcomers and assuring them that I am important. () Oh, and be careful around here, cuz just follow this linky here: click here! NOW! , and you'll soon quickly find out that Yoda's Swamp's motto should very well be, "The Sanity stops here."

I would have given you a welcome gift basket, but that's Rhett's job here.

I feel so left out :-p half of my old school buddies now mod these freakin forums... WHERES MY LOVE?!111!!11ONEONETWOEIGHT

[Grace]

Hey, CaptainWilson! You're having a bad hairday! must be the reason for the hat, right?

sorry, i like to joke around a little, even with people i don't know


Yes, Jedi, the RPG stuff is fun, but i'm having a hard time keeping up with all you daily posters. My character had to be knocked out because I was to slow posting. I woke her up and a couple of Grans were coming to take a look at me. one of the got me and the other didn't believe.

[DarkLord60]

Um I never got a welcome or an eggplant and ive been here since a month November, so consider yourself lucky