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Old 02-11-2004, 03:35 AM   #1
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I...am...a...bonehead!! Thats Righ!!

Yeppers, 4 days to find something for my g.f. for that blasted VALENTINES day, and I've got no ideas. Someone give me some help so I don't look like a goober.
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Old 02-11-2004, 04:06 AM   #2
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I'm thinking nothing says I love you like a chainsaw.



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Old 02-11-2004, 04:27 AM   #3
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hmm...

you could spell out the words "I love you" with rose petals on her bed or on her bedroom floor, write her a poem, do some other stuff, and end it by giving her a night of hot sex!


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Old 02-11-2004, 05:45 AM   #4
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hmm...

you could spell out the words "I love you" with rose petals on her bed or on her bedroom floor, write her a poem, do some other stuff, and end it by giving her a night of hot sex!
Maybe I shoulda mentioned she's still in school and lives at home, not to mention I get the sneaking suspision that her family doesn't like me, so that makes it hard to get in her room(a room she shares with a sister), poem writing is my bane, and we don't have a sexual relationship.
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:47 AM   #5
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Hell, I just got a new girlfreind yesterday. How do you think I feel?
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Old 02-11-2004, 06:33 AM   #6
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Hell, I just got a new girlfreind yesterday. How do you think I feel?
The groovy is the pimp man! score I say, SCORE
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Old 02-11-2004, 07:09 AM   #7
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All ladies like is to have your complete attention and devotion for the day. Start with flowers, go out to dinner, get her a special, highly individualised present(jewellry or something you know she really likes) as long as it is *just you two* you'll be fine....

BTW, this means you are not allowed to visit the swamp, or any other such places on Valentines day !

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Old 02-11-2004, 07:14 AM   #8
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Hell, I just got a new girlfreind yesterday. How do you think I feel?
Wow, after seeing your photo Groovy I think you've used up alot of your luck quota for the year,,,,,, kiddin

but seriously, first valentines after a short period into the relationship should be very informal. Just some flowers, and do something nice together, have dinner, and just get to know each other, and DONT TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE(ie in terms of your relationship)......

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Old 02-11-2004, 07:46 AM   #9
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I need ideas too - for my husband! Name something that I can get him for $40.00 - we set a spending limit!!


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Old 02-11-2004, 07:56 AM   #10
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I need ideas too - for my husband! Name something that I can get him for $40.00 - we set a spending limit!!
6 pack of beer and a pillow fight in your underwear
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Old 02-11-2004, 07:57 AM   #11
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I need ideas too - for my husband! Name something that I can get him for $40.00 - we set a spending limit!!
things male like that cost up to $40.00

1. DVD
2. CD
3. Bottle of Wine. or other favourite liquor
4. Girlie Calendar(its still feb)
5. swanky shaver set w cool aftershave
6. hat, if he likes wearing caps !
7. golf balls, if he likes golf
8. cool t-shirt

do i need to go on STTCT ???

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Old 02-11-2004, 07:57 AM   #12
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I need ideas too - for my husband! Name something that I can get him for $40.00 - we set a spending limit!!
a $40 gift certificate to the nudie bar



You have the internet, why not look it up. With each new woman I am blessed with a new set of rules. Things that applied in past relationships don't mean squat in a new one. To keep myself out of the dog house, I just did some recon (you know ask her mom, sister, etc). I also looked up the most popular gifts and voila... I'm back in the saddle again!


BTW: Don't get her flowers, it's too predictable notto mention this close to the big "V" day you may get the bottom-feeder leftovers. Give her chocolate instead (unless she has a eating disorder like mine did). Teddy Bears work too.


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Old 02-11-2004, 08:57 AM   #13
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I hate being broke, otherwise I could get her some more bellybutton jewelry

On our anniversery, we got pierced together. Maybe I should get her pierced again.
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Old 02-11-2004, 04:30 PM   #14
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I need ideas too - for my husband! Name something that I can get him for $40.00 - we set a spending limit!!
nah, forget the money. you know there's something you can give him for free that he'll reaaallly like. yea, you know what i mean...


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Old 02-11-2004, 09:19 PM   #15
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Hell, I just got a new girlfreind yesterday. How do you think I feel?
Hey groovy congrats on the GF.


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Old 02-13-2004, 07:48 AM   #16
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Wow, after seeing your photo Groovy I think you've used up alot of your luck quota for the year,,,,,, kiddin



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Old 02-13-2004, 08:07 AM   #17
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ok..........one question i got is can you cook and how old are you?

if you're 18+ and can cook

cook her a candle lit dinner and have a night between the 2 of you by yourselves and have some nice conversation. this is what i do and it's the day that she will remember the whole year.


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Old 02-13-2004, 08:21 AM   #18
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Kain = Cook as Hitler = Nobel Peace Prize winner

Seriously, I could burn soup in a microwave.
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Old 02-13-2004, 08:29 AM   #19
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Oh I did teh candle dinner thing like 2 or three Vdays ago. Turned out pretty good. He's supposidly taking me somewhere though I'm not so sure where.

I ended up getting him a pair of "Catfish" sunglasses Arnettes. I went over the $40 budget...but I'll just tell him Matthew pitched his $40 spending limit in too.


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Old 02-13-2004, 08:32 AM   #20
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burn soup in a microwave??? is that even possible?


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Old 02-13-2004, 09:07 AM   #21
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My hubby and I are having a day out tommorow. My mum is babysitting for us. We are going to see ROTK (finally) and have a nice meal and just basically enjoy each others company. I still haven't got him anything yet, but I'm gonna go up the shops soon and get him some kinda gadget as he's gadget mad. The problem is, we have just about every gadget known to man, so I have no idea what yet, but I'm sure I'll find something. =)


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Old 02-13-2004, 09:26 AM   #22
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get him a whos a wuzzit

or a wuzzle wazzle


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Old 02-13-2004, 10:25 AM   #23
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burn soup in a microwave??? is that even possible?
Believe me I'd find a way. I'm just that way with cooking. Horrible experiences when I was forced to take home ec...horrible...

I decided to just say fuggit and take her to the mall tommorow...er, today, so she can pick something out.

Today as in we're 'celebrating' 'Rip-Off-O-Rama-V-Day' today.
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:36 PM   #24
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For Valentines day -
me and my lady are going antiquing, followed by dinner at cosy tuscan restaurant...... thats' what us olde people do....

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Old 02-13-2004, 05:02 PM   #25
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dont score right before valentines day, you need to buy a present then do like me, score ON valday, much easier as well

Ideas? CHOCOLATE! makes you happy (really does, eating a LOT of chocolate has the same chemical blahblah feeling like beeing in love) Purple things.. (if you really want an original idea i'm afraid you'll have to look for yourself, start by lisitng everything she does/likes..meh)


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Old 02-13-2004, 11:30 PM   #26
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I don't have a girlfriend, but I did give a girl I like a big ass chocolate bar today. ^_^


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Old 02-14-2004, 12:04 AM   #27
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burn soup in a microwave??? is that even possible?

Turn it on, on high for the maximum time limit, yes it is possible (like, doesn't a microwave heat up water molecules?)


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Old 02-14-2004, 01:27 AM   #28
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Ummm.... To burn something it has to solid and really hot or on fire... Soup just boils and turns into a gas
Of course, I've no doubt that Kain would find a way
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Old 02-14-2004, 08:01 AM   #29
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Of course, I've no doubt that Kain would find a way
Not so much as I'd FIND a way, the way would be MADE for me. It just happens.

Joke from post pic thread: My girlfriend decided she wanted a Legolas shirt for V-Day...yay. (read Tyrions post about my pic, very ironic).
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Old 02-14-2004, 09:43 AM   #30
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