The Betrayal

[Orca Wail]

Originally posted by Siv
if you don't tell then.... then er, Ray and I will turn this thread into a discussion of panties!

He probably will anyway...

...and since I'm not going to Jamaica or Turkey anytime soon, I will only accept dollars or maybe euros...


But now...

THE BETRAYAL AWARDS!!

MOST ORGINAL- Drk

MOST STRANGE- Siv (Sivvy B!)

MOST WTF- Das Mole (cheese in the turkey? hmm...I will try...)

and um...yeah...

...heres your chocolate-covered VCR...

[Sivy]

Originally posted by Orca Wail

MOST STRANGE- Siv (Sivvy B!)

meh, another 'most strange' award... i'm running out of room!




so you're really not going to tell us are you?

[Orca Wail]

No, that was the point!...

...unless...

...unless someone can tell me...

heehee MORE AGRAVATION!

(hey, it gives us stuff to do, oui?)

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTIONS
1. What was the Phantom of the Opera's orginal instrument of choice?
2. In the novel Frankenstien, what was DeLacy's instrument?
3. What do I have in my pocketes? (its not string, or handes)
4. True or False...There are Coke machines connected to the internet
5.T/F...Blood can "bounce" on ice
6. T/F...the anaconda is the longest snake in the world
7. 3, 9, 81, 6561. Whats the next number?

I WILL ONLY TELL IF SOMEONE ANSWERS THESE ALL CORRECTLY
BONUS
8. Why am I doing this?

The real story isn't that fantastic...however...

[Ray Jones]

6. sivs anaconda is the longest in teh world
7. 43046721
8. attention whoring.friendship.



somebody really has to explain that pantee thing to me.

[Sivy]

Originally posted by Orca Wail


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTIONS
1. What was the Phantom of the Opera's orginal instrument of choice?
2. In the novel Frankenstien, what was DeLacy's instrument?
3. What do I have in my pocketes? (its not string, or handes)
4. True or False...There are Coke machines connected to the internet
5.T/F...Blood can "bounce" on ice
6. T/F...the anaconda is the longest snake in the world
7. 3, 9, 81, 6561. Whats the next number?

I WILL ONLY TELL IF SOMEONE ANSWERS THESE ALL CORRECTLY
BONUS
8. Why am I doing this?

1. scalpel
2. tuba
3. your hand
4. true! 'give me a coke internet!' *waits* mmmmm... maybe its false
5. true
6. false
7. 65612 or something
8. because you have nothing better to do

bong!

[Skinkie]

So wait a second, we did all this guessing for nothing? Feel my rage building! FEEL IT!

[Alien426]

Originally posted by Orca Wail
...and since I'm not going to Jamaica or Turkey anytime soon, I will only accept dollars or maybe euros...

That was my whole point, that Jamaican currency is called dollars just like US currency is. Then some shmock came along with poultry money...

[Ray Jones]

we got to get to know the truth.



tell us already or else..!





*points to tapestry and cement shoe set*

[Orca Wail]

Originally posted by RayJones

8. attention whoring.

Me? An attention whore? never!

the answers

are...

1. Volin
2.Guitar
3. The preciiiooousss....
4.TRUE! they have one at MIT, I think. Had to do a 9th grade mini-report on them
5.True. It looks awesome
6.FALSE! the anaconda is the heaviest snake, but the boa constrictor is the longest.
7. I'm failing math...T_T...

ANNNDDD...
8. Because I can!

THE TRUE STORY OF THE BETRAYAL
everybody! SHHH!

In the 8th grade, a friend of mine lent me some weird Japanese cartoons (no hentai, you freak! ) as well as The Lion King (i never really got to watch it), The Nightmare Before Christmas and The Iron Giant. It was like, her whole cartoon library. It was insane.

She had lent me them for Thanksgiving break. She was going away so she really didn't care, w/e...

Okay, the first thing you must know is that in my house, its better to be caught watching porn then cartoons. I'm not kidding. Espically with a sister who looks for "fodder" at every turn.

So naturally, I wanted privacy to watch my movies. I was moving the baby TV/VCR 13 inch-piece-of-crap into my room when my mom caught me. I explained, and she was like okay, sure. I asked her to PLEASE TELL NOONE...and she was cool. She even went out and bought me special surround sound headphones for the TV.

Then my sister spotted the headphones in the SamGoody bag. She asked what they were for so my mom TOLD HER.

I watched my movies happily, with my headphones and a bowl of cereal...

Then came Thanksgiving itself. Went off without a hitch. Then came post-meal TV watching, and we all argued about what to watch.

My sister said "Hey, Kris. Why don't we watch one of YOUR movies?"

And my mom was like "Yeah thats a great idea! Go pick one, chop-chop!"

I wanted to tackle her. I refused to pick one, so she stormed into my room and picked Iron Giant.
I felt like and idiot, and it was fodder for my sister she's never afraid to use...when my mother's back is turned, of course...

Now, Brad Bird directed the movie. Bird once worked on "The Simpsons", so there was alot in Iron Giant that was Simpsons influenced. Blah. So...

Every now and then, the giant makes a cameo in some form on the show. Watch the Halloween episode with the AI house carefully. THAT F*CKER IS THERE, I TELL YOU!

So there it is...yeah...exciting and thrilling, isn't it?

*kills self*

[Guybrush122]

I'd plant some random cartoon movies in your sisters room, and "stumble" upon them while your mom was there. That way you could conquer northorn Europe....and soon THE WORLD!

Plus I hear that after every cartoon movie is watched, an angel gets its wings...

*sigh*











Great story, though...but it would've been better if you ACTUALLY tackled your mom.

*deep thought*

[Ray Jones]

when comes the part with the pantees?

[Drk]

Originally posted by Orca Wail

MOST ORGINAL- Drk

Oh boy, oh boy! My very own Betrayal Award (TM) !
On the ocassion i'd like to thank my mom, my dog, my ISP, the producers and the whole cast - you were really supportive guys...
(Hell! What am i saying?)

Orca - send me over the champagne. And please have it delivered by Uma Thurman...Ok, i'm not picky- it might be Natalie Imbruglia as well. Do we have a deal?

[Orca Wail]

Originally posted by Drk
Orca - send me over the champagne. And please have it delivered by Uma Thurman...Ok, i'm not picky- it might be Natalie Imbruglia as well. Do we have a deal?

How about a half-finished bottle of Pepsi I found under my desk duck-taped to monkey?

[Skinkie]

You have a monkey under your desk?

[Drk]

Orca - i'll accept ANYTHING as long as the delivery part is in force...

[Orca Wail]

Originally posted by Drk
Orca - i'll accept ANYTHING as long as the delivery part is in force...

please allow 560 weeks for delivary...

@Skinkie: A monkey UNDER my desk?! xD how would I ever get any homework done?

PS I was talking to the old friend who lent me all the movies, and she SCREAMED at me. She told me to get over it. Then I asked her if she ever forgave her father for making her watch the entire four hours of "It" when she was nine. She said OF COURSE NOT.

so I told her to stfu... in a joking way, of course...

[Sivy]

Originally posted by Orca Wail

I was talking to the old friend who lent me all the movies, and she SCREAMED at me. She told me to get over it.

i have to agree with your friend.

i mean if i wanted to watch Miss Congeniality or something, then i would damn it! and i wouldn't care what anyone says.

blarg!

[Skinkie]

Originally posted by Orca Wail
How about a half-finished bottle of Pepsi I found under my desk duck-taped to monkey ?

^
Hey you were the one who said it. monkey

[Guybrush122]

Orca, if it makes you feel better, I forgive your mom.




But you shouldnt.

[Ray Jones]

although i have this funny picture in my mind.. question: is duck tape something that peta should be concerned about..?

[Orca Wail]

NO, NOT THAT KIND OF DUCK TAPE, RAY! T__T....

@Guybrush: I attempted to tackle her today.

@Siv: yeah, I should get over it...as soon as Warner Bros. pays my ransom...

My sister's always like, if I say ANYTHING bad about her, she says "oh, cry me a river so I can build a brigde so you can GET OVER IT."(i swear, thats what she always says xD). And when my moms not around she's still like "ooooo, go watch a cartoon. Do you need a diaper, too?"

My sister is a pain in the ass because my mom is so blind she can't see what that &H$JN does. RARRGH.

And the worst part?

Sister is, like, 21. She's in colledge and she acts like this.
NOONE IS ALLOWED TO CALL ME IMMATURE ANYMORE.

[/attention whore]

[Joshi]

Wow, that was so not worth it. Nobody got hit in the face with a custard pie, nobody got a bucket of water dropped down their pants (and if you'd made it pantees, ray would have been a lot happier) and no one was white washed! I swaer, a little bit of all that in Romeo and Juliette and the bloodty play would have been perfect. I'm off to get into a very small car with a lot of very big people (whoa! deja vu!)