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Old 02-26-2004, 04:20 PM   #41
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Maybe she's sexually frustrated with carry on films. Waht's a carry on film?


Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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Old 02-26-2004, 05:16 PM   #42
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it's when something is carried on and on..



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Old 02-26-2004, 05:30 PM   #43
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You mean like your pantees joke?

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Old 02-26-2004, 05:42 PM   #44
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err..

o___________O

unk...


^^;;;;;






no thats a running gag.



like that wall thing.









no..

it's is more like.. y'know..


carry on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and

and on and on and on and on




and on


..

like in those movies..


carry on movies.


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Old 02-27-2004, 07:54 AM   #45
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What's a carry on film?
http://www.carryonline.com/carry/cofilms.html

a long series of British films that basically packed as much innuendo in as possible. very popular in the UK, they're on the TV all the time.
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Old 02-27-2004, 03:46 PM   #46
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I'd never even heard of those, so that can't be the problem.

I'm thinking of getting a tongue and hand removal, like in that girl in Titus Andronicus. Of course, she got brutally raped at that point as well, so maybe not JUST like her.


The man who hesitates goes home with jack. And his kids hate him.
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Old 02-27-2004, 07:05 PM   #47
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i'm tried to ask why?


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Old 03-01-2004, 11:59 AM   #48
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(*ressurect...agian...*)

Me: "I wanna touch it! Can I atleast touch it? Just once? A little tap?"

Translation: I got in trouble yesterday, so I couldn't use the computer. I argued with my mom alittle, and it degraded to that...

Me and Taiji: "We got wood! WE GOT WOOD!"

Translation: In sculpture, sometimes say "Wow, they trust us with KNIVES! Hey, we got knives! WE GOT KNIVES" just as a joke. Then we got wood for wood carving, and we both said that at once. We reliezed if we were male, it would have been worse...
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Old 03-01-2004, 12:14 PM   #49
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err? explain!


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Old 03-01-2004, 12:15 PM   #50
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err? Explain what?

...wood?

*cracks up* THINK ABOUT IT!
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Old 03-01-2004, 12:20 PM   #51
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wood, wood, wood, wood..

..
got wood?
..



aaaaahhh!!!!




hmm.

no.

what's so funny about "if males say we got wood"???





*really not sure*


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Old 03-01-2004, 12:39 PM   #52
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what's so funny about "if males say we got wood"???



i believe it means when the little soldier is standing to attention, ready for battle to commence, if you know what i mean.
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Old 03-01-2004, 12:44 PM   #53
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Watch out for your wood, cause I've got a big pecker!















What?! I'm talking about a bird of course.

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Old 03-01-2004, 01:06 PM   #54
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*click*


ayayayayay.




a wooden anaconda.. ready to rush through the jungle..



alien.. CRAP! if you'd only NOT spoken about a bird. ENDLESS possibilities..


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Old 03-01-2004, 09:10 PM   #55
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Some birds eat snakes...


Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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Old 03-01-2004, 11:12 PM   #56
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"they're on top of each other"
-mrs. joiner, 8th grade math teacher (talking about two lines or something)
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(door to classroom was open, in the middle of french class, someone walks by in the hall, my french teacher is in her 50's...)

someone (most likely brent cohen): *singing* i've got ho's...
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my friend (mo goya): it's a nice day out. i like it. *unzips coat slowly*
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ms.logan (8th grade science teacher): what chemical does "Sr" stand for?
some student: scrotum?
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and that's all i've got...i'll see if i can remember more tomorrow...
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Old 03-02-2004, 09:24 AM   #57
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Some birds eat snakes...

swallows?
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Old 03-02-2004, 11:39 AM   #58
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sicko...

College Fair Man: "Yes, we do that here. Oh, yes. Yes."

Translation: The college just started an art programme...
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Old 03-02-2004, 12:05 PM   #59
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Quote:
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sicko...
what? i was just inquiring to what bred of bird eats snakes




Iím having some difficulties in getting it up

my boss was talking about a website...
he didn't appreciate the viagra comment i made when he said it though
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Old 03-02-2004, 12:45 PM   #60
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probably you should have asked if "the bird ate the snake?" ..


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Old 03-02-2004, 11:46 PM   #61
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Ray, you'll like this...

someone was watching me post here, and she asked this fantastic question:

"He doesn't GET wood?! Whats wrong with him?"

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Old 03-03-2004, 08:37 PM   #62
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i've got an interesting one...

yesterday we were doing current events in world history (my favorite class!) and it was for extra credit on the test that i failed miserably on. anyway...there was a picture of that pulaski guy or however you spell it from the american revolution, i think? and here's what my teacher said:

"that's a nice sword he has. i wish i had one."

my history teacher is male, by the way.
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:27 PM   #63
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Quote:
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someone was watching me post here, and she asked this fantastic question:

"He doesn't GET wood?! Whats wrong with him?"
i can say that i now GOT wood..!!

and who is this mysterious someone?


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Old 03-04-2004, 02:22 AM   #64
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i can say that i now GOT wood..!!

Dude, don't say that so loud.


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Old 03-05-2004, 12:51 AM   #65
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i have another interesting quote...my life is chock full of these things. it's not as wrong as it is stupid, but it could be portrayed as an "oops did i just say that" kind of quote...i guess.

girl in my bio class: "is this banana ripe?"
another girl: "i wouldn't eat it."
girl: "well, how do i make it ripe? warm it up? cool it off?"

and here's another thing that happened:

this week at school has been the "live life well week" so today they had free breakfast in the cafeteria before school. we got our first period teacher to agree to let us go down to the cafeteria to get the leftover free food, and the first two guys came back with these huge amounts of food. so later, one of the guys peeled a banana and placed it strategically in between a green apple and an orange, which were conveniently the same size of course my english teacher was so excited about telling us about "the odyssey" since we'll be reading it shortly, that she didn't notice.

oh yeah, and the guy who did that...his name is roy.
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Old 03-05-2004, 04:59 AM   #66
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The joy simply never ends.



"Oh no? I'll bet I could get you to bed."

Translation: You're tired. What else will it take to make you sleep?


The man who hesitates goes home with jack. And his kids hate him.
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Old 03-05-2004, 08:23 AM   #67
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its just not going hard... i'll try blowing on it some more


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Old 03-05-2004, 09:12 AM   #68
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Here's a self inflicted one

Me: (on seeing a girl I know for the first time in ages) Hi - where have you been?
Her: oh I've been around (??!!)
Me: (no idea why I said this) I bet you have

I wished the ground would open up - but she started it


time for beer
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Old 03-05-2004, 09:19 AM   #69
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Me: (on seeing a girl I know for the first time in ages) Hi - where have you been?
Her: oh I've been around (??!!)
Me: (no idea why I said this) I bet you have
thats funny.

did you tell her that she was looking fat as well?
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