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Old 03-28-2004, 04:45 AM   #1
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What's Your Favorite Stewie Line???

"Egad..i'm frozen...i'm hypothermic....BLOODY HELL I'M A WOMAN"


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Old 03-28-2004, 04:55 AM   #2
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Old 03-28-2004, 09:44 AM   #4
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Old 03-28-2004, 03:33 PM   #5
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*When Peter changes the channel to A&E after Stewie's encounter with the Teletubbies.*

"Thank you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless."


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 03-28-2004, 04:34 PM   #6
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Old 03-28-2004, 04:37 PM   #7
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my fav line aint nothing special


at the death ray auction

"over here...BEHIND THE FAT CHICK"

auctioneer "burn it guys"

Stewie "drat...once again foiled by my small stature"

i love that line


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Old 03-28-2004, 04:41 PM   #8
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Old 03-28-2004, 10:44 PM   #9
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Old 03-28-2004, 10:51 PM   #10
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*When Peter changes the channel to A&E after Stewie's encounter with the Teletubbies.*

"Thank you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless."
I saw a t-shirt w/that quote on it at Hot Topic yesterday! i'm gonna go buy it soon. so cool


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Old 03-29-2004, 12:21 AM   #11
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Old 03-29-2004, 12:22 AM   #12
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Old 03-29-2004, 06:38 AM   #13
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Old 03-30-2004, 06:41 AM   #14
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Old 03-30-2004, 06:52 AM   #15
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Old 03-30-2004, 07:09 AM   #16
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I was watching my boxed set dvds & caught a line from Stewie that I hadn't quite understood before...it suddenly hit me & I now have a new favorite line:

(to Meg)
"Somewhere in the attic there is a painting of you getting PRETTIER."

(I believe this is from the episode that Meg gets glasses)




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Old 03-30-2004, 07:16 AM   #17
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Old 03-30-2004, 09:49 AM   #18
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Stewie may have some good lines... but Quagmire is my hero.
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Old 03-30-2004, 10:23 AM   #19
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Old 03-30-2004, 11:22 AM   #20
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Stewie may have some good lines... but Quagmire is my hero.
ALL RIGHT![/quagmire voice]


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 03-30-2004, 04:33 PM   #21
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Quote:
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Stewie may have some good lines... but Quagmire is my hero.
giggity giggity giggity. AAAAAAAaaaaall riIGHT!. *Thrusts*


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Old 03-30-2004, 07:20 PM   #22
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I love the show but I cant remember any lines.


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Old 03-30-2004, 08:42 PM   #23
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quagmire:" huh huh, oohh yeah"


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Old 03-31-2004, 12:14 AM   #24
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Haha have you guys seen the episode where they won a trophy for the street float and it gets stolen. Everyone's out in the front yard talking about it and Quagmire runs out...

"Hey guys I was just jerkin... I mean waking up from a deep sleep... Oh yea."

Hahaha he's so funny.

And then there was a funny line by Peter when they thought he had breast cancer...

"Honey, if we want it to go away, the best thing to do is to just ignore it. Like we do with the squid." And it cuts to a scene where the squid rips the tablecloth off the table haha.

Funniest show ever.
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Old 03-31-2004, 01:06 AM   #25
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One of the funniest episodes is where peter buys the boat, and goes after daggermouth...

Peter - "How am I gonna get $50,000 by tomorrow??"

Quagmire - "Well, you could whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50 each..... or 50 REALLY fat chicks for $1000........... what???? dont look at me like that.......... fat chicks need love too!!!...... but they gotta pay!..."



I wonder where that fish did go.... a fish.... a fish.... a fishy... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P





and youre right, it IS the funniest show EVER... no doubt about it.


IS there still a movie coming out?


meanwhile, take the "What Family Guy Character Are You?" quiz

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Old 03-31-2004, 01:34 AM   #26
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i dont know about a movie, but in march 2005 thier gonna start showing new episodes! cant wait!

anyway, i turned out to be most like stewie


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Old 03-31-2004, 01:43 AM   #27
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Definetely me


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 03-31-2004, 02:10 AM   #28
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Quagmire... lol... well, I am the worst pervert in my class. ^_^
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Old 03-31-2004, 02:15 AM   #29
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hhahahaha so many quagmires.... god, arent we just a perfect example of raging teenage hormones :P giggity....


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Old 03-31-2004, 02:43 AM   #30
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What the blazes are you people staring at? FETCH MY BLANKIE!!






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Old 03-31-2004, 03:45 AM   #31
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Old 03-31-2004, 04:25 AM   #32
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>_> i wants a martini.


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Old 04-01-2004, 01:53 AM   #34
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Yep. Thats me.

My favorite Stewie Line is "Very funny, now tell the one that doesn't suck!"

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Old 04-01-2004, 02:51 AM   #35
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:20 AM   #36
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"da boom"

biker gang leader: Name something you bring to the beach


stewie: a dead lois!
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Quote:
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"da boom"

biker gang leader: Name something you bring to the beach


stewie: a dead lois!
He says it at the start of the episode too.... when peter says

"Hey kids... you know that present you always wanted but you never got?"

"A dead lois?"

:P so good


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Old 04-01-2004, 09:08 PM   #38
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another favorite stewie line is when he is eating some food lois cooked and he doesnt like it so he throws the bowl on the floor and yells "NOW CLEAN IT UP!"
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