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06-11-2004, 05:54 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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It's Ray's Birthday - Cake And Pantees For Everyone!!!!!!
Roy Tordes - The Legend
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06-11-2004, 06:46 PM
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Forumite
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Good for you Ray, that first year is always the hardest to get past. Only one year now 'til you reach those "terrible two's".
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06-11-2004, 08:50 PM
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Mission accomplished
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Annular confinement
Just think...for three hundred sixty-five days now, complete strangers around the world have been booting up their computers, launching a web browser and saying, 'What the hell?!?'
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*Runs*
*Buys a robot*
*Paints it green*
*Pushes it over Niagara Falls*
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06-11-2004, 10:52 PM
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Hey! Theres an ant on my keyboard!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY...technically...
I come bearing gifts... a cake slung in a pair of panties...
...i hope they're clean, at least...
...hey ray remember reaper girl? Guess what?
JELLO FOR EVERYONE!
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06-12-2004, 01:49 AM
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Definately, Maybe
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Wait, you joined the forums on your birthday? Shouldn't you have been off doing something... or someone...
Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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06-12-2004, 03:48 AM
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'll take away your bucket
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Umm Skinkie, you just pulled a SamNMax...
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06-12-2004, 05:19 AM
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coming soon
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woo hoo! i've brought a stripper!
it was kinda last minute...
plus i didn't have much money...
but hey, how often do you get to see a midget she-male crack whore? that's right, almost never!
so sit back Ray, it's time for your lap dance! ... could you lift "her" up?
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06-12-2004, 05:30 AM
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Originally posted by Siv
but hey, how often do you get to see a midget she-male crack whore?
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http://sven.hesse.hvf-bs.net/imgs/o_O.jpg
ürgl...
who want's to see that??
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if(!strcmp(nick, "DrMcCoy") && !strcmp(avatar, "Spock")) return E_INSANE;
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06-12-2004, 09:43 AM
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mercats last fart
*comes in arm in arm with the wall, high on desperados, in pantees, wearing a skirt made of magic bananas*
whoooooooooooooooooooooooooo. that's great, thank you, roy. i love you man. i love you since i have won 20 bucks in your *two man* harbor lottery.
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Ray is 1 today!!!! Well, okay - strictly speaking it's tommorrow - but since the posting date is showing as the 11th - I thought I'd post this now!!!
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so technically you are one today to, and if we take it complete the spectacular way we both have our birthday at the same time!!
that is almost better than painting a thread green with pink spots, getting drunk and sitting naked on synthetic gerbil's face.
so.. to make it short:
happy breastday to you too you complete freak!!
i hope noone will ever ask how it come that i have more posts i one year than zoom in err.. uuhhh.. aaarrrmm.. 7652364 years.
damn it roy i wish the point system wasnt banned, i would buy you a cutsom title. really. really. really. perhabs something like: italian stallion, i'm 5.7 feet tall and 2 legs long, butt breaker or doodle the deflorer.
so tripledoublecheers roy. you're the ugliest sexy clown i've ever met. really. i mean.
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so.. what were my experiences here at lf?
i found a warm and fuzzy folk of madnuts. the creeps came here to take over, but thank "vive la resistance" normality was stopped once again.
what were my main concerns?
a) can i touch it?
b) can i smoke it?
c) can i drop it?
d) is it naked?
err..
yes.
zoom: are green robots smokeable..?
orca: is reaper girl naked..?
siv: can i touch it?
skinkie: can i drop you from mt. notsohigh to free you from the pain?
Last edited by RayJones; 06-12-2004 at 10:34 AM.
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06-12-2004, 09:52 AM
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...what a guy!
(And Ray - I want a seperate Happy Birthday to Roy thread posting very soon!!!)
Roy Tordes - The Legend
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06-12-2004, 09:55 AM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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NEVER!! 
look, i've edited.. LOOK!!
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06-12-2004, 10:16 AM
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coming soon
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Re: mercats last fart
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siv: can i touch it?
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yes, but watch out, it bites.
oh and make sure you wash afterwards as i'm pretty sure she he it is a leper.
damn, i need to find better strippers. |
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06-12-2004, 10:41 AM
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Re: mercats last fart
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orca: is reaper girl naked..?
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is this naked eneogh for you? |
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06-12-2004, 02:50 PM
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naked eunuch.
(man. what a delicious body. *ehem*)
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06-12-2004, 09:26 PM
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Definately, Maybe
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Umm Skinkie, you just pulled a SamNMax...
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hmmmm, I suppose I have. Nice to know it's not my name that's a coined phrase now though.
Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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06-13-2004, 02:50 AM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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if it makes you feel better, i was here on my birthday. but more than without my brain.
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06-13-2004, 04:52 AM
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Insane Psychonaut
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Jesus Christ, not only did you post a picture of a clown, but a murderous clown. I therefore refuse to post on this thread as I hate clowns, but especially murderous ones.
You might recognise me.
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06-13-2004, 06:34 AM
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Mission accomplished
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Ass gas past
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Originally posted by RayJones
a) can i touch it?
b) can i smoke it?
c) can i drop it?
d) is it naked?
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A: No.
B: Under limited circumstances, e.g. is it dry enough, is it poisonous, will it make me look and act like Roy's clown...? If you ask enough questions that you get bored, light up.
C: Yes, but remember what Newton said about things bouncing right back up at you.
D: Turn on the lights and find out, big boy.
 *Cough!*
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They are if you have a sufficient blast furnace handy, or a nice charcoal fire with a bellows should civilization collapse and you find yourself recreating basic metallurgy with less sophisticated tools. |
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06-13-2004, 06:44 AM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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Re: Ass gas past
i know only about two things which can bounce.
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06-13-2004, 07:50 PM
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basketballs and flubber?
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06-14-2004, 11:47 AM
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that err..
can bounce?
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06-14-2004, 02:05 PM
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well, some of my mails keep bouncing...
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06-14-2004, 02:57 PM
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Resident Polak
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HATHY BIRD-HEY!!!! AND ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!
You may now poke the bunny (And poke it a lot and okay?)
Please stay clear of the coast.
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06-14-2004, 05:14 PM
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