okay, JERRY SPRINGER STYLE!!!!!!
For anyone who doesn't know, it's a sort of Jerry Springer thing where everyone goes on Jerry Springer and Does Jerry Springer stuff.
Fealiks:*walks on to stage*
Jerry: and here we have Fealiks from the LFC!
Jerry: So, tell us what have you come here to talk about today?
Fealiks:Well, I'm worried that my good freind
, Das Mole has been seeing someone else.
Jerry: Really? tell us more. so who is it?
Fealiks Who's what?
Jerry: who's Das having an affair with?
Fealiks: Well, there's this new guy called The Bard, He's been acting really suspicious lately.
Jerry: So it was you having the affair?
Fealiks: No, no, Bard was making.. well.... rude
sort of gestures to my partner, Das.
Jerry:So you're gay, right?
Fealiks: No, just interlectually challenged. Anyway, I was woried about all this, so I called the counciler, but he said I need to be with Das to book an apointment, but Das disagreed, as he did about the affair.
Jerry: well, enough of your side, let's have someone special
someone else's turn