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12-01-2004, 10:24 PM
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#881
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thedeadlymoose
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No. This Rwos is from a timeframe ahead of yours. The Rwos from your timeframe was much less powerful, so we decided to jump ahead a bit. Hope you don't mind. If you'd like, we can erase the information from your head until such time as the two of you coincide. That should be about---
Shhh! Don't give them so much information!
Rwos: I'm standing right here, you know.
H'lena: So am I ahead, behind, or whatever with anyone else here?
You coincide with Deac's current timeframe, actually, although we don't expect you'll be meeting each other again for quite some time, although I wouldn't say 'never'. Trael is from a time frame ahead of all of you. A'melie is far behind you. Che` doesn't count. She's from a universe that doesn't even connect to yours at the moment. Alcarohtar too. Davin is from yet another universe, and, well...I shouldn't say too much more about this at the moment. Maybe in the future.
Che`: Well...maybe I'll get a chance to know you all better in the afterlife. And I expect you to tell me everything that happened after I got eaten.
People, you don't need to know every single little secret of the cosmos here! Enough questions!
H'lena: So we might meet in the future, Deac? Well, before I go - if we remember all this when we meet again, I'm taking you to see something we call a movie. A set of movies, actually. I think you'll find them...fascinating. *She grins mischeviously*
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12-02-2004, 02:15 AM
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#882
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Terrible in War
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*Flax wakes up in the waiting room of the hospital on Coruscant, a nurse walks in.*
Nurse: Commander Flax, your wife is ready to see you now.
Flax: Thankyou.
*He gets up and follows the nurse, his legs feel like lead and there's a whole colony on fliters in his belly.
He pushes open the door to the private room he'd payed for for Sophae. His wife is sat up in bed with the baby in her arms, wrapped in a blanket.
Sophae: *Beams* Its a girl.
Flax: What are we going to call her?
Sophae: Mirriana
Fly Fast,
Shoot Straight,
Live Long!
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12-02-2004, 08:11 AM
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#883
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Now in 4-D!
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Deac: Sounds good, I can hardly wait! Rwos, I hope to see you soon. Until then, take care you all!
*Deac fades slowly away*
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Coruscant, Circa Cantina 8
*Deac moves toward the senate hall where the historic alliance negotiations between Flax and Cracken are happening*
Deac: Well, guess I'm back.
*He enters*
I sense something is amiss... something new and... dangerous
*Deac enters*
Sorry I'm late, subspace-sink hole. I'm representing the mid-rim coalition here. Our interests are in what new opportunities will be presented.
*A figure stirs in the shadows. It is Lokpihet Darkstar*
????: Yes, Starkiller...soon I will give you an opportunity to death...
Deac: Purveyor of Fine Quality Postage Since 2001
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12-02-2004, 04:25 PM
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#884
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thedeadlymoose
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*Rwos, H'lena, Che`, Trael, A'melie, and the remaining members of the group all disappear*
Now, what about the rest of you? I suppose we shall return you to your rightful frames of time as well. With a few exceptions...
*Maria, K'Warra, Elizabeth, the Woman with the Arc, and the other remaining spectators all fade from view as well. The room is left empty.
With one exception.
The Phoenix Gate lies in the center of the room. Its spirit returned to it, it takes on a golden glow.
Seemingly of its own volition, it rises into the air. It begins spinning and a ball of flame forms around it. The Gate finally vanishes in a burst of firey light. All light in the dead dragon's lair finally fades away, leaving only darkness behind*
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12-03-2004, 08:12 AM
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#885
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Now in 4-D!
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*Hammerhead awakes in a victorian style bedroom*
Hammerhead: Was it a dream...it's like something's trying to hide...another time, another space...dragons? Who knows?
THE END
[BTW, amazing co-incidence that I was able to paste directly from Cantina 8 in the last post!]
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Last edited by Deac; 11-29-2005 at 03:49 PM.
Reason: Realised I gave Hammerhead no Ending
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12-06-2004, 01:15 PM
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#886
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thedeadlymoose
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((I noticed. A couple clues were how you added in that the mystery figure was Lokpihet, but have "????:" in the next line. You also have Deac entering twice
*Runs away*))
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12-07-2004, 08:17 AM
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#887
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So...what do you guys want to do now?
Interfere with some different mortals lives?
Sounds promising.
What about this man?
*An image of Orthos appears*
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12-11-2004, 04:40 PM
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#888
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thedeadlymoose
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*Dramatic chord*
*End*

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12-11-2004, 06:30 PM
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#889
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The master of jokes
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*credits roll*
Guy-in-the-audience: ****ING RIP OFF!
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
-Forum post on why Vader knew Luke was his son.
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12-12-2004, 05:56 AM
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*Real Deac sits in the top box*
Real Deac: RIP OFF?! I'll have you know!
*A hand suddenly puts a chloroform soaked rag over Real Deac's mouth and he falls asleep.*
Lokpihet: Muhahhaha! To the Holiday Special!
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12-12-2004, 04:46 PM
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#891
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The master of jokes
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Real Greco: POPCORN FIGHT
*Popcorn starts flying everywhere*
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
-Forum post on why Vader knew Luke was his son.
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12-12-2004, 05:01 PM
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#892
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thedeadlymoose
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You mean the real Jokemaster, right? 
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12-12-2004, 05:49 PM
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#893
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The master of jokes
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yah......gotta get out of the damn habit.
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
-Forum post on why Vader knew Luke was his son.
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