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Old 07-31-2004, 07:44 PM   #1
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forum family thread

okay...natty has done this before. basically...it's jerry springer forum style (since we're all one big happy family)! anyway...lemme start.

*ahem*

das: well, jerry. you see. today, i was mowing the lawn. and then i saw...*sob*...oh god!! i saw my gay lover dr edison...raping my next door neighbor, alia! *breaks down*

jerry: let's bring him out.

dr edison: what the f*** is wrong with you das?! why the **** ******* ****** *** ******* *long series of other bleeps* did you bring me out here?!?!?!!!!?!11

das: i saw you yesterday!

dr edison: what are you talking about?!

das: you were rolling around on the front lawn next door like a pig in the mud...only...you were nude! with that whore, alia!! how could you, eddy?!?!!?!

jerry: well, das. we've got a surprise for you...alia, come on out!

dr edison: *runs over to alia, they wildly make out*

alia: oh, god, eddy! *glances at das* hey, **** ******* ****** ****.

das: oh, you- *tries to attack alia, flailing his arms around, with that bodyguard steve guy stopping him* *stops* *starts again after three seconds* *walks back to seat in a huff*



so now someone else can pick up where i left off.
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Old 08-01-2004, 06:51 AM   #2
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WWWWOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I remember the first time this was done!


*Fealiks walks in* Fealiks:Remember me?

Edison: Oh mY **** ***** ****ing *** ** ******! Fealiks!
I had no ****ing idea! how did you get here?

Jerry: now just a minute, I don't know where you came from, Mr, but you can get out of my studio!

*Fealiks punches Jerry in the face without a care in the world but breaks his hand**Jerry's OK, so Fealiks trips him up instead*

Edison: you're that gay transvestite frome the ****ing gaybar!

Das: Just how many people have you been ****ing seeing, Eddy *sob*

Fealiks: The ***** ** ********* **** has seen ENOUGH!!!!!*has a fit of anger*
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Old 08-01-2004, 11:27 AM   #3
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alia: who are you?

fealiks: i slept around with him a few times. he cheated on you with me.

alia: you ***** **** * **************** * *********!!!!! i'm gonna kill you!

*another fight, with arms pathetically flailing around*

jerry: see, now this is interesting. so you were cheating on your gay lover...with a girl. and then you cheated on this girl with a transvestite gay hooker from the gay bar.

edison: yeah, that's right.

audience: *boo*

jerry: let's get feedback from the audience.

lonely geek: hey, edison.

edison: what.

lonely geek: you're so pathetic you have to cheat on everyone to get laid.

edison: what the f*** kinda insult is that? you f***in ******* ***** ******** * *...***** !!!!!!!!!

lonely geek: *laughs* hur hur hur.

das: *creeps up on dr edison* *attacks edison from behind, attempting to strangle him* die, you f***in son of a bitch!

fealiks: das! wait! *punches das, das's two front teeth fall out* i love him. *fealiks and edison wildly make out*

das: i can't believe this! *punches fealiks in the face, but teeth don't fall out*

fealiks: but das. i love you, too. *das and fealiks make out*

alia: what about me?

jerry: i love you, alia. *alia and jerry make out*

*steve the bodyguard and edison make out*

das: this is so f***in sick! f*** you all! gah! *pulls out gun* *steve the bodyguard pulls out gun as well, shoots das in the leg* ah! dammit!
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Old 08-01-2004, 02:03 PM   #4
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*Ambulance come over, three paremedics come out telling Das that he only has four hours to live*

Das: Oh dear GOD **** **** ******* **** ****** **** *****!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!

Med 3: Who, me?!

Fealiks: No, Me, you sick, twisted *******!!!

Das: BOTH of you!

*Das, Fealiks and med 3 have hot, passionate sex together*

*Meanwhile, Med 1 is Making out wildly with lonely geek, and Med 2 is making out with bodyguard*

Alia:is EVERYONE here ******* GAY?!

Jerry: No, my love, I love you!

*Jerry goes to kiss alia, but she has found herself a ladyfreind from the audience and they're wildly making out, so Jerry runs away*

Straight Hill Billy frm the audience: I'd like my say here; ahem, I am STRAIGHT AND PROUD!

*Jerry pops back again just to say that those initials spell out "sap", not "gap", then runs away again*

*every one apart from staight guy get out shotguns and shoot straight guy.
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Old 08-02-2004, 02:33 PM   #5
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med 2: ah, dammit. we've got a guy down in the audience. *puts guy on stretcher, puts him in ambulance* *closes ambulance door* he can wait. *continues making out with bodyguard*

das: ah...i'm getting dizzy. *faints*

fealiks: sh!t!

alia: fealiks, do you care more about me or das?

fealiks: what are you talking about? i never cared about you. why else would i let edison cheat on you with me!

alia: f*ckin sh!t, man. *storms out*

edison: wait, alia, don't go!

das: *slowly pulls out revolver* damn you, you f*ckin ho, ed...

edison: huh?

das: *shoots edison*

edison: god damn! *falls down*

med 3: sh!t, we've got another one! *picks up edison and throws him in ambulance*
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Old 08-02-2004, 04:12 PM   #6
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med 3: Damn it, Das! I'll never make out with you again!

das: what inconvenience did that shooting have to you, dear meddy weddy?

meddy: Don't butter me up, b@stard! I've known you long enough, I see straight through you!

das: but we've only just met!

*shoots meddy for being ignorant*

das: now I see right through you!

Med 2: Theres no need to shoot him, you twisted f*cking b@stard

Bodyguard: hey, don't upset my medipups!

*tries to shoot das but missed*

das: STOP IT! I hate everyone here! and here are my reasons: bodyguard: shot me
Med 2: made out with bodyguard
Med 1:made out with some lonely geek
Med 3: for throwing edison in the ambulance instead of putting him on a stretcher
alia: for storming out
Jerry: for storming out
edison: for raping the dude next door
Lonely geek: for being a geek,
and Straight hill billy for being straight!!!!!

Fealiks: i feel left out.
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Old 08-02-2004, 05:09 PM   #7
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fealiks: i hate everyone here, too! c'mon das, let's leave.

das: i can't, you f***in moron! my leg is completely useless, and not only that, but i'm gonna die in 3 hours and 58 minutes!

fealiks: sh!t!

das: get me a damn tourniquet! i'll have to self-amputate!

fealiks: no!

edison: yes!

das: what?! ****, you edison! you're supposed to be dead!

edison: no, i'm just badly wounded and paralyzed.

das: oh.

alia: *reenters studio* oh my god, eddy, what happened?!?!!

crowd: jerry! jerry! jerry!
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Old 08-03-2004, 03:07 PM   #8
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fealiks: why are the croud shouting Jerry?

edison:we'll never know.

Das:so what now?

Fealiks:Isn't it obvious

alia: not really, no. what? Hit me!

Fealiks:*slams card down* ace o' spades! we have a winner!

Alia:no, really.

Fealiks:well, since we write this out, we can make anything happen *grand piano falls through ceiling* see?*cheesy smile()*

Das:stop that, it's just unnerving...

Fealiks:Give it a try!!! *turns into hiscustom yoda avatar*


Das:hiYAAAAAAAA!*Edison go's flying into crowd* ooooooo, yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

Aliaooooooooooooo that's just freakyyyyyyyyy, STOP IT! Lets just get on with the family thread, huh?

*Das an Fealiks hang their heads
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Old 08-31-2004, 06:59 PM   #9
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Curt and his swat team come in and kill everyone, then Curt and his female luitenant start making out

Curt: hell yeah baby

luitenant: yes baby yes!

Jerry pops his head out and curt kills him while making out with the luitenant.


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Old 09-01-2004, 07:54 AM   #10
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and thus the thread was ended because it wasn't half as good with teh original, there being only 2 regular participants.

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Old 09-01-2004, 05:53 PM   #11
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...it was already ended. neither myself nor fealiks replied in almost a month...
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Old 09-03-2004, 02:25 AM   #12
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oops. sorry, my pc was down so its all your fault!
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Old 12-17-2004, 02:33 PM   #13
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:39 PM   #14
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wow. please don't spam up the boards, even if this one doesn't count toward your post count. it's just irritating.
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