1. Real name (if you're concerned about privacy, you can just put your first name, or something else.): Vladimir (Friends call me Vovka or Maf)
2. Date of birth: 1987.08.
3. Date of death: Immortal
4. Gender: Male
5. First Lucasarts game you played all the way through (without cheating): MI LR
6. When you're playing a video game in which you can choose which character to play, do you usually choose the character that you consider the most attractive member of whichever gender you're attracted to? NO
7. Which would you prefer, being devoured alive by wild jackals, or being forced to read all of Kevin J. Anderson's Star Wars novels over and over for the rest of eternity? Ill choose 1st (im immortal)
8. Name a movie that you've really liked despite almost everyone else you know not liking it: Dont realy remember any
9. All of these lists always ask you to talk about your most embarassing moment; What was your least embarassing moment? When i earned my first money
10. Alright, now what was your most embarassing moment? Hmm, was never embrassed that much, to rememberit always.
11. Hypothetical situation: You visit Mojo one morning and find out two things: One; that they're making a live-action movie based on the Secret of Monkey Island, and two; that it's being directed by Joel Schumacher. Who do you run to for comfort? Why not
Never thought about it
12. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? And would you use it for good, or for awesome? Id want to be able to stop the time
And that i could move around and move everything i want
13. Do you think answering this question will bring you bad luck? If so, you may answer it at the beginning of your answer for question 14.
I dont believe in that kind of crap.
14. What do you think of question 13? :P
15. If a book were to be written about your life in the year 2004, what past-tense verb do you think would appear the most often in it? Im not so good in English grammar
16. Have you met anyone who has worked on any Lucasarts game? If so, who? And do you wish to share any stories about the meeting? And if not, which (current or past) Lucasarts employee(s) would you most like to meet? Dunno, with the highest ranked one, id drink soe beer with him and convince that they have to do another MI game not 3d, point n click and get the old crew back for it
17. Which Homestarrunner character would you say you have the most in common with?
:/Whats a homestarrunner?
18. Who is the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
thats just about my cat
19. Are you tired of these questions yet?
20. How about now?