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Old 04-07-2005, 03:09 PM   #1
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Virtual Bartender

this is just.... amazing.

she'll do anything you want. almost. http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
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Old 04-07-2005, 04:25 PM   #2
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Old 04-07-2005, 06:17 PM   #3
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I remember the one with the chicken

haha, my personal favourites so far are

-Kiss
-Dance
-Lick
-Run
-Bend
-Jiggle
-show tits
-show butt




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Old 04-07-2005, 08:16 PM   #4
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She doesn't do nearly enough
Most of the things I as her just causes her to wag her finger at me.


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Old 04-07-2005, 08:18 PM   #5
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She doesn't do nearly enough
Most of the things I as her just causes her to wag her finger at me.
cause you dont know how to talk to women!


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Old 04-08-2005, 12:43 AM   #6
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Old 04-08-2005, 10:37 AM   #7
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I thought subservient chicken was good, but i saw this ages ago.

Get her to do jumping jacks, and headbang!


Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at You, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet

Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinions
From you, I get the story

[From the Who's album, TOMMY]
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Old 04-08-2005, 10:56 AM   #8
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if that was anyone apart from you, I'd say "because you're gay" but, A) im scared of you and B) I know you proberbly aren't gay

ahem

Old, EHHH? oh. ok. well, still i like it!!!!

@K-Jo- same here lol! she always wags her finger at me when i type perfectly normal and un-rude things like
spoiler:
"masturbate", "pussy" and "blow me"
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Old 04-08-2005, 11:00 AM   #9
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Funny thing is: I asked her to fix me a drink and she didn't seem to know what I was talking about.

Not much of a bartender as far as I can tell.


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Old 04-08-2005, 11:30 AM   #10
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type 'fight'

best one
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:07 PM   #11
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"gimme beer"
"laugh"
"tickle"
"sleep"
"do pushups"
"stretch"
"chat"
"hair"
"tap dance"
"shoot"
"pout"
"play"
"sing"
"read"
"kick"

Use this link.

Pfft, won't cook, won't clean...


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Old 04-08-2005, 02:34 PM   #12
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Old 04-08-2005, 03:50 PM   #13
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I got that kill one once. I dun remember what I typed though. It wasn't kill though.


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Old 04-09-2005, 06:43 AM   #14
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"Kung fu" is neat.
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Old 04-09-2005, 12:30 PM   #15
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"play guitar"
"lay down"
"spin"
"orgasm"

I got tired of trying them at random, looked up a list of commands for her: http://www.igossip.com/bartender.php


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Old 04-10-2005, 11:57 AM   #16
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"take off clothes" is hysterical...


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Old 04-10-2005, 01:06 PM   #17
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For you stalker types, she has a website: http://www.tammyplante.com

Talented girl... sings, dances, plays guitar and piano, acts... all that and good looks too!


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Old 04-11-2005, 05:31 PM   #18
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http://www.napyfab.com/vb_kw.php

EVERYTHING!!!


but it does leave out 1!! TYEP "GULLIBLE" TO SEE HER NAKED!!!!
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Old 04-13-2005, 05:31 AM   #19
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a new one...

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/VB2/
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Old 04-13-2005, 03:01 PM   #20
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YESSS!!!!!!!!!

w00t

*You're number 2!!* *You're number 2!!*

edit: YES!!! type TITS on VB2!!!!
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