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Old 08-13-2005, 08:45 AM   #41
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But he soon got tired because he was depressed. Oh so depressed he was, oh no, yes he was, yes but
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Old 08-13-2005, 10:32 AM   #42
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But then he realised that if he could start a story with multiple writers then instead of continuing the story they'd all add in random bananas, so Billy grabbed his shotgun and jumped in his poom poom wagon.


People who call me 'paranoid' are probably in on the plot.
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:42 PM   #43
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So he drove to the bakary to have some bread. Oh so delicious it was. Miss Bistis really outdid herself this time. The bread was sooo good. So good indeed. Good good. Good good. Oh yes it was.
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Old 08-13-2005, 01:35 PM   #44
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(WTF? Where did you pull bakery from? Okay, its random but...)

Bread. Billy's mind was full of bread. It was now corsing through his veins. It was falling out his ears, and it was welling up behind his eyes.
He feel to the groud and orgasmed bread. His tears of joy became crumbs, his gasps forming into bagettes as he breathed.
He lay, quietly panting,crumbs pouring from his mouth, and grinned softly.


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Old 08-13-2005, 01:40 PM   #45
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And so he ate turd. yes turd turd turd turd. oh **** i said turd oh **** i said turd turdturd turd.,
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Old 08-13-2005, 03:52 PM   #46
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Dude what the **** is up with you?


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Old 08-14-2005, 08:40 AM   #47
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Bard, please stop spamming my thread with turds.

Continuing the story:
He decided to go home and eat his sweet, sweet bread.
Outside his house, he saw a flying car, but it wasn't flying, it was actually standing on the ground, and looked like a normal car, but...
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Old 08-14-2005, 10:34 AM   #48
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It wasn't flying, not as such.
It seemed to be travelling at a ground level of its own devising.
Billy approached it in a dreamlike state, still dripping criossants from his mouth.
From a distance it was travelling quite quickly, but up close it wasn't moving at all.
Billy reached out a crumb laden hand to open the door when...


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Old 08-14-2005, 01:40 PM   #49
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Bard, please stop spamming my thread with turds.
You may as well count that as your second warning Bard.

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Old 08-14-2005, 03:02 PM   #50
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then he got off the game that was the last 6 posts excluding joshi's (the new universe people)
"ΦΩΡΡΘ Ζΰίμξ!!!! ύЩЩ.... ФХϋЋ?" he asked in greek, the new universal language
"dude what you said doesnt make sense" said the remainders of his child
then he realised that he only existed in words!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!! im killing him looooook

BILLY



anyway billy's dead the new character is *drumrolls*...
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Old 08-16-2005, 08:05 AM   #51
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Fealiks.
Fealiks decided to browse lucasforums a little, but little did he know that...
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Old 08-16-2005, 10:37 AM   #52
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In about three hours, he'll be banned from the boards.

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Old 08-16-2005, 12:27 PM   #53
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Old 08-16-2005, 09:20 PM   #54
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YAY

Billy's back baby! in his new mini cooper copy, he attempted a death defying feat which consisted of him...


Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at You, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet

Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinions
From you, I get the story

[From the Who's album, TOMMY]
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Old 08-16-2005, 11:21 PM   #55
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...borrowing into the mind of Barbara Walters who...


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Old 08-17-2005, 10:16 AM   #56
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...accidentaly...
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Old 08-17-2005, 02:01 PM   #57
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fell of a cliff...

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Old 08-18-2005, 03:18 AM   #58
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...and into the outstretched arms of...

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Old 08-18-2005, 05:18 PM   #59
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Me.


Bleep! The message you enter is to short, i said, or rather my computer said, so i decided to add this random smiley:
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Old 08-19-2005, 04:20 PM   #60
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freaked out the other day.

so then he jumped from my arms and flipped across...
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Old 08-19-2005, 06:02 PM   #61
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...the train tracks, narrowly avoiding being flattened by a train driven by...

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Old 08-20-2005, 03:07 AM   #62
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C. Skye

C. Skye did nothing to save him, because he wanted to paint the train red anyway,
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Old 08-20-2005, 09:14 AM   #63
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but not that hue! Softer tones are required for a train of this stature, so....


Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at You, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet

Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinions
From you, I get the story

[From the Who's album, TOMMY]
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Old 08-20-2005, 03:03 PM   #64
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he paint it black. No colours anymore, want it to turn black. See the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes.
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Old 08-20-2005, 05:27 PM   #65
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He got very distracted by the women in his mind, and fainted.
Then he ended up at lucasforums without a clue on how that happened.
Billy thougt that was odd so he wanted to...
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Old 08-21-2005, 05:24 AM   #66
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post at this ridiculous topic...


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Old 08-21-2005, 07:46 AM   #67
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But he didn't because he saw all his life was written there. WHY??? HOW?????
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Old 08-21-2005, 01:44 PM   #68
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The answer was simple, and could be found painted right on...

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Old 08-21-2005, 02:01 PM   #69
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Old 08-21-2005, 03:36 PM   #70
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Billy kept reading this thread, and asked:

In what way is it painted on my mind and what is the answer?
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Old 08-21-2005, 04:31 PM   #71
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In THAT way he answered himself. It was...
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Old 08-21-2005, 05:23 PM   #72
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..not something he could openly disclose, but he took it to heart anyway. BUt now that he had the answer in his grasp, he would have to...

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Old 08-21-2005, 05:57 PM   #73
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... continue reading this thread in the hope that it would tell him what to do next, no such luck.


(if anyone can tell me the really obscure referance, I'll be really impressed)

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Old 08-21-2005, 07:27 PM   #74
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So he went turned off the computer and now we can continue the story. Like the voodoo lady said it's not right to know the future.
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Old 08-22-2005, 09:15 AM   #75
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Billy decided to go to San Andreas.
In San Andreas, he met CJ.
CJ said: Hello, mah homie!
Then Billy...
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Old 08-22-2005, 02:02 PM   #76
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said: "WHATEVA!". CAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WhATEVER!
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Old 08-22-2005, 03:52 PM   #77
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And then he ran away screaming "I am...
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gay and like to have plenty of dogs in my living room'''So here we understand that he considered his ex-wife, the beautiful kjolen, nothing but a mere pet. No wonder he treated her nice.
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Old 08-23-2005, 07:11 AM   #79
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He had 3 dogs and 5 dogs and 2 dogs and K-Jo
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Old 08-23-2005, 07:30 AM   #80
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