Card? Goodness, no. I want a big bottle of Hennessy VSOP cognac...in a gift bag made of hand-stitched unicorn leather, being towed on a tiny sled carved from banana tree wood by a dwarf reindeer.
I'd also like sex for christmas, but I'll settle for abusive comments and thrown objects.
'Pretty swallow, cut open the dawn so the sun may rise on this day.'
--Some long-eared freak with a sword
Zoom's spaceshuttle landing video
(This is what happens when you let a rebel fighter pilot land expensive government hardware...)