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Old 02-17-2006, 10:18 AM   #201
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362(as Ztalker's was actually 361): You dress your striped cat in robes.

363: When you can't find your cat, you assume she is using stealth mode.

364: you disassemble a first-aid kit and try to make a mine from the chemicals.


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Old 02-17-2006, 11:26 AM   #202
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357) While taking a shower you ask yourself why there's no bathroom on the Ebon Hawk.

358) While thinking of 357) the following dialogue pops into your mind:

Mission: Carth, can we take a break soon? I really need to go to the toilet. And this geezer should definitely take a shower, he's smelling like the wrong end of a Wookie.
Jolee: Hey, you brat, I heard that!
Zaalbar: {yowl growl yowl}
Carth: We're just out of the traffic jam and I want to reach Manaan before rush hour.
Bastila: Well, I wanted to buy the toilet from that Rodian...
Carth: You can't be serious! How can we even know what a "Baragwin Assault Toilet" is supposed to do? Even the Trandoshans were afraid to use it!
Oh, man, is that one funny!!

Canderous: Mandalorians don't need toilets.
Jolee: Remind me to sleep in the other dorm tonight!



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Old 02-17-2006, 01:29 PM   #203
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320) Your idea of a political debate is one about whether it was right for the Jedi Order to not enter the Mandalorian wars.
365a) You know you got it bad when you refer to the Iraq war as the Mandalorian Wars
365b) You call the enemy Mandalorians and you call your troops the Republic or the Jedi

366) Your family asks you if you are using the Force to cook a pan of ground beef (I'm guilty of that)

367) You take 366 one step further and try to cook peas in a can with the Force

368) You know you got it bad when you start changing the romance dialogue in games to make a soap opera

'Passions' music comes on:
Revan: I don't care Bastilla I love Carth
Bastilla: You will go on the path to the darkside
Carth walks in: What's goin' on?
Tragic music plays

369) You admit you are guilty to 368

370) You think Malak and Darth Vader are brothers (The whole raspy voice thing)

371) You call your pet a boma (Guilty as charged )

372) You got it bad when you cuss in Huttesse

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Old 02-17-2006, 03:31 PM   #204
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373) How about if you cuss in Lekku NOTE: You may need attached tentacles to do this.

374) You have ever thought of the "Twi'lek tentacles and Hentai anime" topic
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Old 02-18-2006, 12:06 AM   #205
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365a) 366) Your family asks you if you are using the Force to cook a pan of ground beef (I'm guilty of that)

367) You take 366 one step further and try to cook peas in a can with the Force

As long as you remember to put a Force vent hole in the top of the can before the Force heating, you should be good.


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Old 02-18-2006, 07:20 AM   #206
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Where the heck do you come up with this?
375) While thinking about this question you realize you never actually had a memory wipe.
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:44 PM   #207
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7. You begin each of your sentences with a single word defining the type of sentence you're saying

8. You start calling your boss an incompetent meatbag

9. You keep wondering why the blade won't extend when you flick on your flashlight
These two remind me of how after beating the game, for the first couple of days I was mumbling things like "Influence Lost: Mom" and "Dark Side Points Gained" when it fit the situtation

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373) How about if you cuss in Lekku NOTE: You may need attached tentacles to do this.
376) You can actually name the language that Twi'ileks speak in the game...

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Old 02-18-2006, 04:30 PM   #208
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377) You've got it bad when you move your hands to open doors, when they open automatically

378) You take 377 and apply it to doors that don't open automatically

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Old 02-18-2006, 06:08 PM   #209
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378) You take 377 and apply it to doors that don't open automatically
379) When #378 doesn't work, you say to yourself..."Hmm.. my Force Point pool must be depleted..."

380) After #379, you start looking around and ask your friend to use his "shield breaker" arm to open the door for you


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Old 02-18-2006, 09:50 PM   #210
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375) While thinking about this question you realize you never actually had a memory wipe.
381) You begin to question #375 when you remember something is wrong with your central control cluster.

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Old 02-19-2006, 12:17 AM   #211
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382) Your family starts calling you C-3PO

383) Number 382 happens and everyone in the room knows who they are talking about

(I'm guilty as charged for both of these)

384) 'I have a bad feeling about this' becomes your favorite phrase

385) You start talking like Kreia and attempt to manipulate your friend's life

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Old 02-19-2006, 12:21 AM   #212
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385) You start talking like Kreia and attempt to manipulate your friend's life
I hate people like that...






Seriously, I know people who manipulate people. They don't act like Kreia, though. Too bad, it'd be nice to, oh wait...

386 - You try to commit suicide on a remote planet.



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Old 02-20-2006, 07:07 PM   #213
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387) You start quoting various movie dialogue into every day conversation

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Old 02-20-2006, 08:22 PM   #214
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387) You start quoting various movie dialogue into every day conversation
388) You do 387 and think it could be worse ... at least you don't stick your head in the stove and say "Tea, Earl Grey, hot!".

Edit: Tea added by special request.

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Old 02-20-2006, 09:38 PM   #215
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If you don't mind, it's "Tea, Earl Grey, hot." If you're going to make fun of Captain Jean-Luc Picard, at least get the quote right
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Old 02-21-2006, 05:24 PM   #216
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376) You can actually name the language that Twi'ileks speak in the game...
Well, Thats Rylothian, If I remember right... there is another signlanguage-isque language by twi'lek that uses the Lekku...

That having said, most Alien Languages sounds the same in kotor series, and whatever they sound like does not confirm to the content of the dialogue.

389) ... you ever modified a real gun according to StarWars props.
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Old 02-22-2006, 12:44 PM   #217
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390) You call your brother an "overweight lump of grease" imitating C3PO

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Old 02-24-2006, 03:01 PM   #218
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391) ... you make `saber hums when you eat popsicles.
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Old 02-24-2006, 04:14 PM   #219
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392) When you rewatch Return of the Jedi, you wonder why Han Solo's attempted sneak attack on the Scout trooper failed, because he's a scoundrel, and surely he has a high stealth rating...

393) You push the previous further by convincing yourself that the Empire must have had cheats enabled in order to have successfully attempted such an Awareness check.
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Old 02-24-2006, 06:12 PM   #220
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394) You push it further yet by saying that

a) even though Han put on Stealth mode, a party member was too close (Chewie) and of course non-party leaders never understand why someone puts on stealth mode...

or

b) You reason that Han didn't have a Stealth Field Generator handy.



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Old 02-25-2006, 12:38 AM   #221
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395) You wonder why Han Solo can't slice into the terminal because he's a scoundrel

396) You take it further by asking why he doesn't wear Exchange gloves to boost his skills

397) You take that even further by moving your hands and trying to go to the equip screen and do it yourself

398) You hum Darth Vader's theme when your boss walks by and is loud enough for him to hear

399) You try the Jedi mind trick on the cashier at the movie theatres

400) I have a bad feeling about this post: You think the cashier in 399 is a Troydarian when the Jedi mind trick doesn't work

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Old 02-25-2006, 01:38 AM   #222
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398) You hum Darth Vader's theme when your boss walks by and is loud enough for him to hear
I sang that theme when my hated English teacher walked in*. She had a good laugh, thank God. I'd have been on detention if it wasn't for her good sense of humor.

*I know there's no words. I did the Da Da Da thing.



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Old 02-26-2006, 02:14 AM   #223
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401) You take various starwars figures messages about life to heart (do or do not there is no try)
402) You call people "schutta" or "nerfherder", when an undesirable person asks you out you reply "I'd rather kiss a wookie"
403) When you get pissed off you calmy recite the jedi code.
404) When you want your way with someone and you fail, you make a note to increase your persuade skill next level up.
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402) You call people "schutta" or "nerfherder", when an undesirable person asks you out you reply "I'd rather kiss a wookie".
405) ... or instead you call 'em "Bantha poodoo"
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401) You take various starwars figures messages about life to heart (do or do not there is no try)

403) When you get pissed off you calmy recite the jedi code.
You got me on that one. I often try to justify things and all I get is the look to shut up from my family.

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406) You think the ghetto in your hometown is the Lower City or the Undercity of Taris and you think rakghouls will pop out from behind a garbage can

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407) ... or better yet, underage twi'lek girls!
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408) ...or the Anti-Alien League is trying to get you to commit

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410) You think your favorite beer is juma juice

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410) You think your favorite beer is juma juice
411) You have your own distillery, and you try to make juma juice and bottle it
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AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!! *dies*



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Somebody call the medic!

413) You think your umbrella is a lightsaber and try to stab your opponents

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414 - you read JediMaser12's response to my post and are reminded of Telos:

"Man down! Quick, call a medic!"

415 - You seriously contemplate hat would happen if the Sith attacked when the last Jedi was on the toilet. GUILTY OF BOTH



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416) You read StaffSaberist's 415 and you think nothing but a toilet fight

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417) You have become so conditioned to HK-47's unique way of talking, you state the tone and or type of sentence you are going to say.
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418) ... "MENTAL NOTE: Do Not Spice and Swoop if you are a Meatbag"
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419) You call everyone you know a meatbag and your parents 'master'

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420) you try to extract "spider glands" out of your friend's pet spider, thinking they would grant you some kind of "spider immunity"

Hmm... its 420!!! nice number.
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