The most Jackass deeds you have done?

MegaMonkey · 08-17-2001, 08:13 PM

Lol - this should get interesting

Me and my friend did a lot of crazy stuff this summer. One of the hilarious events was when we lifted up a long and very heavy bench from one park and then left it to a highway ( it was late late night / early early morning, whatever ), and then peed on top of it.

We also did many things very similar

What 'bout you?

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MagnusB · 08-17-2001, 08:19 PM

Hmmm.
This was never done, and I didn't have too much to do with it, but still.....
some people were planning on taking a trash can out to a local swimming place, with one guy sitting in it, and the others just suddenly rolling it out on the 3 meter, and pushing it into the water.

Never done though....

NiKo · 08-17-2001, 08:21 PM

did i ever tell you guys about the forest fire?

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MegaMonkey · 08-17-2001, 08:22 PM

lol

then me and some of my friends jumped off from a six meter high cliff to water on skateboards, bicycles and such

So now you see why I haven't had much time to spend here at summer

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MagnusB · 08-17-2001, 08:25 PM

I see.......

MegaMonkey · 08-17-2001, 08:33 PM

Tell us more about the forest fire NiKo!

lol - then I and one friend of mine kicked a football on the roof of the eight-floor storey-house we live in, and the ball dropped almost into one car.

And then with other friend we took a water-can from the public 'attic' wich had storages, filled it with our pee and when we began lifting it, someone was trying to come into the hallway we were in. Quickly my friend ran to my house, even as I told him to come to the balcony and fast... well, the lady came down the hallway straight to the balcony - and my lucky friend took the canister inside our home.

I almost killed him when he told he had leaked some of it to our new carpet. Well, we hid the can to the same balcony after the woman had left, and there it layed for about a month before it suddenly disappeared...

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NiKo · 08-17-2001, 08:36 PM

i believe i told you all about it while i was "NiKo in finland".

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MagnusB · 08-17-2001, 08:37 PM

That's pretty sick.

NiKo: You HAVE told about the forest fire, but please, tell us again.....

NiKo · 08-17-2001, 08:41 PM

well i was in the forest at night when suddenly nature called. i had to run to the nearest toilet, and it was so feking dark i had to take a candle with me. when i finished my business in the toilet and put my hand on the toilet paper for "the final touch" i acedently waved the toilet paper on the candle on the way to my arse, when i realised its hot, i automaticly threw flaming toilet paper into the wooden toilet, waiting for the water to do its part. then i remembered its an othouse and theres only other people´s sh¤it in it, and no water. i quicly ran to the nearest lake (in my birthday suit) screaming stuff like "mother f¤cking sh¤t flames!!! wooooooohooooo" i took some water in my hands and ran back to the toilet, splashed the one dropp of water that remained in my hands. then things got drastic and without thinking, i put my hands into the toilet grabbed the wettest piece of poo i found and threw it at the fire....
it worked....

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08-17-2001, 08:50 PM

Probably p1ssing in a milk bottle and throwing it at somebody's house
(the only crazy thing I can think of at the moment)

MagnusB · 08-17-2001, 08:52 PM

Lol!
With this post, this topic's on fire! (Get it?)

Faith · 08-17-2001, 08:58 PM

My ex b/f oce walked down someones drive, opened the front door, walked in and said, this isnt my house! But he was exrtremely stoned.

I hsve slept in a car before, we said we were sleeping at fitzys, but his mam wouldnt let us, so from a film i saw, cut a tennis bal in half, used it to pop open a lock of sum1s car, and we kipped in there, good thing we werent caught! I was wrecked tht night¬

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storken · 08-17-2001, 09:24 PM

and how many of you guys flies miles and miles á day?

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MagnusB · 08-17-2001, 09:29 PM

An excellent question......
Wait!
No it isn't!!

Natty · 08-17-2001, 11:11 PM

Hmmmm... ummmmmmmm... ohhh the first time I met my bf's friends, we all went to see Charlies Angels at the movies, and 3 of my friends came along as well. Anyways, to get at my bf (coz I'm a bytch) me and my best friend played 'lesbians' all night

That included holding hands, more hugging than usual, quick kisses every now and then (all in public) Then we all went down to the beach and my bf was showing off walking along a wall so I pushed him off

I also do the 'are we there yet?' thing on a regular basis, along with 'why?'

Food fights in food courts with friends are fun too, especially if you use prawn crackers.

Oh and then there was the time my friend had a party and my friend got smashed he wanted to play hide and seek and he got stuck under the car and couldn't get out, so we took a photo of him and left him there for a bit then came back, he was still stuck under the car (that's the same guy who ran down the street naked a few weeks earlier, he got smashed again, did a strip tease then ran off down the streer naked, apperantly he was on the way to some guy's house... too bad he never made it)

Those are some of the things I can think of off the top of my head, more to come at a later date

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MegaMonkey · 08-18-2001, 06:21 AM

lol NiKo!

Heh, those out-house WC's, or what we forest-finns call 'Huussi' can be really fatal places.

A friend of mine once was sitting peacefully on the toilet, waiting for the brown stuff to come and drop from the hole to the hole, when a bee stung him on his... you quessed it... BALLS.

He said that he had never felt such a pain - and how I laughed when I heard that!

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BoneMaster · 08-19-2001, 07:41 PM

once we put a bomb to "huussi" (mega knows) and you can imagine what happened.

Guybrush122 · 08-19-2001, 08:59 PM

my friend got a guys number and adress and name in a "survey" *wink wink* and ordered him some...er....products from a store with some....er....hardcore "attachments"

that was the dumbest thing he ever did.

NiKo · 08-19-2001, 09:10 PM

hehe, i remember when me and my buddy Gil made prank phone calls with surveys
the funniest thing was in his Girlfriends 18th birthday.me and my friend said we got her a male stripper for her Bday. then we left to his house and i called her house in the middle of the party and made a "feminine" voice (wich i cant do anymore) and made myself to be the strippers secreteary.and after a long talk i told her that the Stripper cant make it coz he's Jewish and he cant work on saturday. she didnt find out it was me untill this very day. hehe

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