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Old 08-19-2001, 09:51 PM   #1
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A man and his wife are sitting in their drawing room, drinking tea and reading the paper. The phone rings, and the husband answers it.

Phone: Don't speak. Don't ask questions. Just listen. We've got your daughter Lucy, and we're going to kill her unless you give us ten thousand pounds tomorrow morning at the bridge. Got it?

Husand: But...

Phone: Quiet. Ten thousand pounds.

(The caller hangs up and the husand returns to his chair, sits, and reads his paper.)

Wife: Who was that, dear?

Husband: Do we have a daughter at all?

Wife: No, dear.

Husband: Must have been a wrong number, then.

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Old 08-19-2001, 09:55 PM   #2
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Old 08-19-2001, 11:55 PM   #3
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Great! I love jokes! Here is one I posted recently in Milegend forum:
*Vaderman makes a copy-paste in no time*

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Ok, it seems that Torrente went away.
so I will tell you all a joke! Tarararaaa!:

This man who goes to a Toy shop to buy a present for her daughter. (He was really ****ed off)
-Welcolme, can i help you?

-Yea, I wanna Barbie for my daughter. Her stupid birthday, ya know.

-Ok, we got the Skier-Barbie, its 55 (around $85.5)

-holly ****! How can it be so expensive??

-Well, cuz she comes with her skies, her full skiing compliments, and her authentic Ray-Ban sunglasses

-that little son of a bi... , let me see, show me another one.

-Ok, this is the BounyHunter-Barbie. Thats 100 (around $156)

-****! Is she made of gold or what?

-sure, you must understand she has her gun-machine, her survival knife, and her camouflage dress designed by Armani

-Fiuu! ... And how about that one? Let me see, it says... 215 !!!!!!!!!!?? (about $335)

-Well thats the divorced Barbie, and of course, she comes with Ken's car, with Ken's house.....



Bwahahahahaha! I love that joke! I think ive done a good translation from spanish-to-english. Hope so. (sorry for the bad words )
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Hope you all like it!

(Vaderman edits the post cuz he found a mistake while changing from pounds to dollars.)

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Old 08-20-2001, 06:43 AM   #4
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Joke?
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Old 08-20-2001, 07:38 AM   #5
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Don't you get it blondy? Usually in divorce settlements, the woman gets like everything the guy owns (steryotypical) so the reason why divorce barbie was so expensive was coz she got everything Ken owned (if that makes sense)

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Old 08-20-2001, 10:17 AM   #6
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Here's the stupidest joke ever:
-Do you know why the boy went to school?
-Because he had to.

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