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Old 08-12-2006, 02:16 PM   #1
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Report.

Report. I cannot stop buying things with money as well. Maybe I shouldn't go to Best Buy when I get less than 6 hours of sleep and my decision-making ability is severely impaired. Report.



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Old 08-13-2006, 11:07 PM   #2
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wtf r u talkin abuot lol jk
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Old 08-15-2006, 12:56 AM   #3
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I spent like $250 an hour before I posted that.



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Old 08-20-2006, 12:16 AM   #4
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I hate you because I have no job, I'm going to go torch an Outback Steakhouse now.
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:34 AM   #5
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I spent like $250 an hour before I posted that.
Christ. For how many hours?
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:35 AM   #6
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Christ. For how many hours?
I think he meant that he spent $250 and then came to rub it in our faces.
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:51 AM   #7
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Haha. Nice find.

Recently my girlfriend was reading a book and she handed it to me saying "This sentence doesn't make sense!"

Here's the line: "We left the hotel in the cab and went to the store."

I read it and was like "What's wrong with it?"
She replied "You can't leave a whole hotel IN a cab. Hotels are large, Scott."
I then told her that they left the hotel... and then got into a cab.

...
"Oh."
She rolled her eyes and read on.

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Old 08-20-2006, 01:09 AM   #8
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fortune -o
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Old 08-20-2006, 02:15 PM   #9
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Recently my girlfriend was reading a book and she handed it to me saying "This sentence doesn't make sense!"

Here's the line: "We left the hotel in the cab and went to the store."
She's right, that doesn't make sense. Editor did a crappy job on that book.

jmac at least you spent the money on worthwhile things.... Right? No carts full of rather large bags of candy?


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Old 08-20-2006, 07:16 PM   #10
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An MX5000 keyboard/mouse two DVDs, and an LCD remote.



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Old 08-20-2006, 08:59 PM   #11
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How's the mouse & keyboard working out for you? I've heard those were nice, but I already have a MX510 mouse and I figured the upgrade probably isn't worth it.


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Old 08-20-2006, 09:07 PM   #12
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How's the mouse & keyboard working out for you? I've heard those were nice, but I already have a MX510 mouse and I figured the upgrade probably isn't worth it.
I love the precision of the mouse, but the keyboard is nothing to brag about.



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Old 08-21-2006, 12:57 AM   #13
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Do the buttons press harder, faster, and more powerful than ever?

But really man, shop online, don't waste your time at Best buy. www.froogle.com

But then I'm sure you're an upper-middleclass suburbanite, so money's no problem. Kids who can afford to buy tons of anime series on dvd can almost buy the Eiffel Tower.
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Old 08-21-2006, 01:09 AM   #14
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Do the buttons press harder, faster, and more powerful than ever?

But really man, shop online, don't waste your time at Best buy. www.froogle.com

But then I'm sure you're an upper-middleclass suburbanite, so money's no problem. Kids who can afford to buy tons of anime series on dvd can almost buy the Eiffel Tower.
No credit card plus it was the tax-free weekend anyway.



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Old 08-22-2006, 06:47 PM   #15
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They have tax free weekends?


Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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Old 08-23-2006, 01:23 AM   #16
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You're really stupid.
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Old 08-23-2006, 01:36 AM   #17
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You're really stupid.
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Old 08-23-2006, 03:57 AM   #18
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No. The taxfree driver.


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Old 08-24-2006, 01:05 AM   #19
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Yes, taxfree driver Skinkie.
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Old 08-25-2006, 04:23 PM   #20
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I left my taxfree driver in the cab. I'm not sure if I hate the Eiffel Tower or anime more.

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Old 08-25-2006, 07:45 PM   #21
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Eiffel Tower Hentai, then.
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Old 08-25-2006, 07:55 PM   #22
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I am so horny now.
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Old 08-28-2006, 03:40 AM   #23
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I'm so glad I'm at work now and don't have to **** for the next 10 hours or so.


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Old 08-31-2006, 10:24 PM   #24
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I'm so glad, that Jesus isn't here, cause I ****ed his sister.
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Old 09-01-2006, 01:12 AM   #25
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Eiffel Tower, eh? Any sexual move that involves high-fiving is alright by me. That's right, any.

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Old 09-01-2006, 05:38 AM   #26
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That directly leads me to buttsex. Not dramatic. But butt.

Ooo, ideas, ideas.


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Old 09-02-2006, 01:58 PM   #27
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But what if she's dressed up like a Nun and you're dressed up like an astronaut?
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Old 09-02-2006, 02:31 PM   #28
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Old 09-02-2006, 02:34 PM   #29
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Why are we talking about Elton John?

A real BRITISH HERO!

ROCKETMAN!
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Old 09-02-2006, 07:20 PM   #30
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I'm so glad, that Jesus isn't here, cause I ****ed his sister.
We did this one kinky thing that involved wood and nails.
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Old 09-02-2006, 07:26 PM   #31
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Get a job? and don't double post.

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Old 09-02-2006, 07:35 PM   #32
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This is A&E, nobody cares.
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Old 09-02-2006, 08:22 PM   #33
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Where the **** did this Pheonix twat come from?

And I think it's more tacky that you quoted yourself, Samnmax.
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Old 09-02-2006, 08:24 PM   #34
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I am a class act.

No not class action lawsuit, we need to keep those women in their place.
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Old 09-02-2006, 09:59 PM   #35
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Samnmax is delightfully tacky, yet unrefined. And I bet he doesn't have any hooters. Quick, justify your existence with some redeeming qualities.

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Old 09-05-2006, 07:08 PM   #36
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Having hooters counts as a redeaming quality by the way.


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Old 09-09-2006, 08:17 PM   #37
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I'm too trim to have hooters
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