Report.

Det. Bart Lasiter · 08-12-2006, 02:16 PM

Report. I cannot stop buying things with money as well. Maybe I shouldn't go to Best Buy when I get less than 6 hours of sleep and my decision-making ability is severely impaired. Report.

milo · 08-13-2006, 11:07 PM

wtf r u talkin abuot lol jk

Det. Bart Lasiter · 08-15-2006, 12:56 AM

I spent like $250 an hour before I posted that.

Samnmax221 · 08-20-2006, 12:16 AM

I hate you because I have no job, I'm going to go torch an Outback Steakhouse now.

milo · 08-20-2006, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmac7142

I spent like $250 an hour before I posted that.

Christ. For how many hours?

Samnmax221 · 08-20-2006, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milojmiles

Christ. For how many hours?

I think he meant that he spent $250 and then came to rub it in our faces.

Scummbuddy · 08-20-2006, 12:51 AM

Haha. Nice find.

Recently my girlfriend was reading a book and she handed it to me saying "This sentence doesn't make sense!"

Here's the line: "We left the hotel in the cab and went to the store."

I read it and was like "What's wrong with it?"
She replied "You can't leave a whole hotel IN a cab. Hotels are large, Scott."
I then told her that they left the hotel... and then got into a cab.

...
"Oh."
She rolled her eyes and read on.

Samnmax221 · 08-20-2006, 01:09 AM

fortune -o
Boo Radley thinks you suck at life.

**Samuel Dravis** · 08-20-2006, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scummbuddy

Recently my girlfriend was reading a book and she handed it to me saying "This sentence doesn't make sense!"

Here's the line: "We left the hotel in the cab and went to the store."

She's right, that doesn't make sense. Editor did a crappy job on that book.

jmac at least you spent the money on worthwhile things.... Right? No carts full of rather large bags of candy?

Det. Bart Lasiter · 08-20-2006, 07:16 PM

An MX5000 keyboard/mouse two DVDs, and an LCD remote.

**Samuel Dravis** · 08-20-2006, 08:59 PM

How's the mouse & keyboard working out for you? I've heard those were nice, but I already have a MX510 mouse and I figured the upgrade probably isn't worth it.

Det. Bart Lasiter · 08-20-2006, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samuel Dravis

How's the mouse & keyboard working out for you? I've heard those were nice, but I already have a MX510 mouse and I figured the upgrade probably isn't worth it.

I love the precision of the mouse, but the keyboard is nothing to brag about.

SyntheticGerbil · 08-21-2006, 12:57 AM

Do the buttons press harder, faster, and more powerful than ever?

But really man, shop online, don't waste your time at Best buy. www.froogle.com

But then I'm sure you're an upper-middleclass suburbanite, so money's no problem. Kids who can afford to buy tons of anime series on dvd can almost buy the Eiffel Tower.

Det. Bart Lasiter · 08-21-2006, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SyntheticGerbil

Do the buttons press harder, faster, and more powerful than ever?

But really man, shop online, don't waste your time at Best buy. www.froogle.com

But then I'm sure you're an upper-middleclass suburbanite, so money's no problem. Kids who can afford to buy tons of anime series on dvd can almost buy the Eiffel Tower.

No credit card plus it was the tax-free weekend anyway.

**Skinkie** · 08-22-2006, 06:47 PM

They have tax free weekends?

SyntheticGerbil · 08-23-2006, 01:23 AM

You're really stupid.

Det. Bart Lasiter · 08-23-2006, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SyntheticGerbil

You're really stupid.

Skinkie?

Ray Jones · 08-23-2006, 03:57 AM

No. The taxfree driver.

SyntheticGerbil · 08-24-2006, 01:05 AM

Yes, taxfree driver Skinkie.

itchythesamurai · 08-25-2006, 04:23 PM

I left my taxfree driver in the cab. I'm not sure if I hate the Eiffel Tower or anime more.

SyntheticGerbil · 08-25-2006, 07:45 PM

Eiffel Tower Hentai, then.

Samnmax221 · 08-25-2006, 07:55 PM

I am so horny now.

Ray Jones · 08-28-2006, 03:40 AM

I'm so glad I'm at work now and don't have to **** for the next 10 hours or so.

Samnmax221 · 08-31-2006, 10:24 PM

I'm so glad, that Jesus isn't here, cause I ****ed his sister.

itchythesamurai · 09-01-2006, 01:12 AM

Eiffel Tower, eh? Any sexual move that involves high-fiving is alright by me. That's right, any.

Ray Jones · 09-01-2006, 05:38 AM

That directly leads me to buttsex. Not dramatic. But butt.

Ooo, ideas, ideas.

Samnmax221 · 09-02-2006, 01:58 PM

But what if she's dressed up like a Nun and you're dressed up like an astronaut?

itchythesamurai · 09-02-2006, 02:31 PM

"I'll bring you closer to God, Sister...courtesy of my rocket ship."

Samnmax221 · 09-02-2006, 02:34 PM

Why are we talking about Elton John?

A real BRITISH HERO!

ROCKETMAN!

Samnmax221 · 09-02-2006, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samnmax221

I'm so glad, that Jesus isn't here, cause I ****ed his sister.

We did this one kinky thing that involved wood and nails.

Pho3nix · 09-02-2006, 07:26 PM

Get a job? and don't double post.

Samnmax221 · 09-02-2006, 07:35 PM

This is A&E, nobody cares.

SyntheticGerbil · 09-02-2006, 08:22 PM

Where the **** did this Pheonix twat come from?

And I think it's more tacky that you quoted yourself, Samnmax.

Samnmax221 · 09-02-2006, 08:24 PM

I am a class act.

No not class action lawsuit, we need to keep those women in their place.

itchythesamurai · 09-02-2006, 09:59 PM

Samnmax is delightfully tacky, yet unrefined. And I bet he doesn't have any hooters. Quick, justify your existence with some redeeming qualities.

**Skinkie** · 09-05-2006, 07:08 PM

Having hooters counts as a redeaming quality by the way.

Samnmax221 · 09-09-2006, 08:17 PM

I'm too trim to have hooters