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Old 09-08-2006, 08:46 AM   #41
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Now you're threatening me with sex-withdrawal?
No. I was merely stating that your behaviour is totally explainable due to the fact that you a) never had, b) are not having and c) will never have *any* sexual experiences for the rest of your useless existence. There would be a chance with your third next reincarnation, but that will be a worm, and these don't have sex, they just split.





























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Old 09-08-2006, 09:12 AM   #42
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No. I was merely stating that your behaviour is totally explainable due to the fact that you a) never had, b) are not having and c) will never have *any* sexual experiences for the rest of your useless existence.
You seem to know me pretty well... Or claim to, at least...
Pff...

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There would be a chance with your third next reincarnation, but that will be a worm, and these don't have sex, they just split.
Actually, (earth)worms do have sex. Moreover, they are hermaphrodite, meaning they stuff and get stuffed at the same time... Do your homework next time you try to insult me...




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Old 09-08-2006, 09:23 AM   #43
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they stuff and get stuffed at the same time
I consider this a Lik-Ter-Elbow move. A painful one, too.


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Old 09-08-2006, 09:58 AM   #44
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How did we get from my isp search to earthworm sex?

And McCoy, you don't have arguments, you have statements which you hope will shut everyone up but only cause us to laugh incontrollably... possibly at you.

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Old 09-08-2006, 10:10 AM   #45
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I consider this a Lik-Ter-Elbow move. A painful one, too.
Errr, what?

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How did we get from my isp search to earthworm sex?
Magic!

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And McCoy, you don't have arguments
I do!

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you have statements which you hope will shut everyone up but only cause us to laugh incontrollably... possibly at you.
Bozo was laughed at at first, too... ... ...




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Old 09-08-2006, 10:22 AM   #46
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Have you ever tried to stuff yourself?


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Old 09-08-2006, 10:36 AM   #47
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Old 09-08-2006, 10:48 AM   #48
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I do!
By the powers invested in me, by the State of LucasForums, I now pronounce you and Ray, Husband and Blimp, you may not kiss each other.


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Bozo was laughed at at first, too... ... ...
And I still stand by my claim that all clowns should only ever be looked upon with pity and not merth... you on the other hand, don't deserve my pity.

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Old 09-08-2006, 10:53 AM   #49
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Now, let's have a clean, open and balls out match to the death.

Two go in, one comes out.

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Old 09-08-2006, 10:58 AM   #50
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Divorce already? And you two were such the happy couple!

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Old 09-08-2006, 11:05 AM   #51
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It was just random sex, excitement and adventure and such. And still is!


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Old 09-08-2006, 11:06 AM   #52
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Old 09-08-2006, 11:09 AM   #53
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Pille, you dumbnut! He's addressing Mr. Samurai and me.



Err and, we need to slow down on the sex talk, eh?

Might be we get our own "special" forum address elsewise, huh?


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Old 09-08-2006, 11:57 AM   #54
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If someone asked me if I'd ever tried to stuff myself I'd jokingly say "yes", but McCoy didn't, presumably because he obviously has and he (and his guilty conscience) thought (as any of us would if we had a consience that guilty) that saying "yes" would seem like a final answer to everone else and his secret would be out.

Damn, I'd make a good psychologist, wouldn't I?

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Old 09-11-2006, 03:49 AM   #55
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So.... any suggestions to my rising internet dilemma?

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Old 09-11-2006, 04:51 AM   #56
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Sorry. Me got no internet at home.


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Old 09-11-2006, 05:02 AM   #57
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>_> <_<

/still lives with his parents who switch off the router when they go to sleep

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Old 09-11-2006, 05:46 AM   #58
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I just found out, that my provider has a UK site. It seems to be for hosting only, though. I would recommend them, especially since they won the award for best cost/performance ratio in a comparison of providers by my German gaming mag GameStar.

My company switched to Arcor and they suck. You can by thankful that they don't operate in the Kingdom.

AOL for poor Joshi...

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Old 09-11-2006, 06:03 AM   #59
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Doubt it, I might for got Tiscalli, but it all depends on certain factors.

Alien, the page you linked cannot be displayed.

My company depressingly has a 2Meg line... it's a huge company and they only have 2Megs, how does that work when 8 is so cheap these days.

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Alien, the page you linked cannot be displayed.
Must be problem on your end. It's working perfectly here. Have you installed the latest drivers? Please format your hard disc and try again.
You could also try the redirected URI with session ID and stuff...
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My company depressingly has a 2Meg line... it's a huge company and they only have 2Megs, how does that work when 8 is so cheap these days.
Eight? You islanders are weird. We have 1, 2, 3, 6 and 16. My company has 6 MBit/s.

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Old 09-11-2006, 07:14 AM   #61
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Alien, your URL had 2 dots: http://www..1and1.co.uk/ instead of http://www.1and1.co.uk/




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Old 09-11-2006, 08:40 AM   #62
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I think we have 1, 2, 8 and 16. I'm not sure if we have a 4 or not, or a 6 for that matter.

I thought it might be a problem on my end (my works internet filter finally working) untill McCoy pointed that out.

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Old 09-11-2006, 08:52 AM   #63
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Ho ho ho, someone's calling for caning.

Besides that I saw offerings for 20MBit/s already. Maybe that's because I live in Berlin, where chicks are always horny. The guys too, btw. We *need* massive DL rates because of the porn.


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Old 09-11-2006, 09:00 AM   #64
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Oh, you can download boobies faster than I can... I'm so jealous.




I wish that were sarcasm.

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Alien, your URL had 2 dots
Still works for me. In Firefox (which I think Joshi uses) and even in IE.
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I thought it might be a problem on my end (my works internet filter finally working)
So, does it filter sites only or will it filter content like this ****ing word, too?

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Old 09-11-2006, 09:23 AM   #66
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I did use Firefox, but now I have a job and they only use IE here (although I'm yet to find out whether I can install my own stuff on this computer considering I'm the only one using it, not as if I need a license for Firefox), so there ya go.

And as for our filter, technically it filters nothing it, it doesn't really work (if it did, I doubt I'd be talking on here). It's meant to filter out a whole bunch of crap but we've found it to be very ineffective against... well everything.

The IT guy here told me that during the world cup the internet went down here and they had to go through our France sites in order to stay connected, much to the dismay of those who wanted to listen to the match online as France actually does have a working filter.

Oh well, can't complain.

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Old 09-11-2006, 11:24 AM   #67
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Still works for me. In Firefox (which I think Joshi uses) and even in IE.
Err, I'm using Firefox (1.5.0.6 (or, more specific, Debian-1.5.dfsg+1.5.0.6-4)) and it doesn't work, it gives me the "Firefox can't find the server at www..1and1.co.uk."...




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Old 09-11-2006, 01:04 PM   #68
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The filter at my school is so annoying.. it filters out everythinh... my teacher tried to get us on the BBC website and it said "This page, [http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/revision] has been blocked by the RED filter. Please contact your administrator if you think that this page should be removed from the filter list." <- pasted. ****ing technician... such a retard. He pinned the admin password onto my IT teacher's bulleitien board last year. I laughed so hard...
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Old 09-11-2006, 02:10 PM   #69
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Err, I'm using Firefox (1.5.0.6 (or, more specific, Debian-1.5.dfsg+1.5.0.6-4)) and it doesn't work, it gives me the "Firefox can't find the server at www..1and1.co.uk."...
Just stop using warez. I'm using "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.0.6) Gecko/20060728 Firefox/1.5.0.6" and it's... wait a second, at work it was working, but now at home it's homing, erm, I mean, it doesn't. Maybe the Squid did something...

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Old 09-11-2006, 02:41 PM   #70
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I'm sure the DNS at your work "fixed" it for you (which is, IMHO, a vile thing to do)...




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Old 09-11-2006, 03:17 PM   #71
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