lfnetwork.com mark read register faq members calendar

Thread: DARTH VADER in "Heads Will Roll!" (My Fourth Badfic)
Thread Tools Display Modes
Post a new thread. Add a reply to this thread. Indicate all threads in this forum as read. Subscribe to this forum. RSS feed: this forum RSS feed: all forums
Old 09-30-2006, 01:39 PM   #1
Tysyacha
One of Thousands
 
Tysyacha's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Kirkwall/The Free Marches
Posts: 3,181
Current Game: Dragon Age II
Forum Veteran Roleplayer Contest winner - Fan Fiction 
DARTH VADER in "Heads Will Roll!" (My Fourth Badfic)

[Okay, everybody, this is my "chetvyortiy badfic" (fourth one), and
it takes place right after the end of Episode IV when Darth Vader
makes almost everyone around him pay the price for Luke Skywalker
blowing up the Death Star. As with my three previous badfics, all
mistakes and immaturity in this story are ON PURPOSE. Enjoy (not)!]

STAR WRAS: HEADS WILL ROLL!

Darth Vader was mad, I mean really really really pizzed off.
I mean, he was so mad that Homre Simpson on a bad day
had nthoing on this guy. His osn Luke Skywalker had just
blown up the Death Stra, which was really cool. Cept for
itd sumb circle shape. That was dumb, not like cool. Anyhoo...

"GURDARNIT LUKE" Vader yelled "WHY'D YA HAVE TO DO THAT?!?"
(By the way, he was back at his HQ, the Dark Sdie Headqarters.)

"Um, because he's a good guy?" asked a dumb guy in gray. "He's
a Jedi and he wants to defeet you?"

This dude had forgoten to call him Master. Vader, I mean. Dubm
mistake. Vader clenched his fsit and Force Choked the guy. Duh!

"WHOSE NEXT" growled Vader. Peopel started backing up. WAY up.

"THAT DEATH STAR WAS MY MASTER PEICE!" Vader said. "HOW
COULD YOU SMASH IT ALL UP AND KILL ALL MY PEEPS? HUH LUKE?"

"Uh" said another dumb guy. "He blew it all up, not smashed it."

"GUGGAGGHHHH" said the dude when Darth Vader choked him. Score!
Again, call Vader MASTER if you dont want to die. Its dat simmpel.

"WHAT YALL STANDING AROUND FOR?" yeld Vader again. "START
BUILDING ANTOHER DEATH STAR, OR NO MORE MR NICE DARK LORD!"

"Yoiu never were a nice Dark Lord" said Dumb Guy in Gray #3.

I give you one guess what Darth Vader did. He liked killing. *CHOKE*

(No no I'm not dead, but that dumb guy in gray sure is. Grand Moff
Trakin dead. Qui-Gone dead. Darth Mall dead. Getsa my point?)

"Excues me Master" said a girl "but I'm not good at building Death Starz"

Darth Vader smiled underneeth his helmet. "Go wash my underwear then"

Poor girl because she hda the worse fate out of all the peeps in this story!

TEH END!!!
Tysyacha is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 09-30-2006, 01:47 PM   #2
Diego Varen
Left and may not return
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 4,850
Contest winner - Fan Fiction 
Another good one, but the spelling mistakes still annoy me in your Badfics.
Diego Varen is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 09-30-2006, 02:19 PM   #3
Jason Skywalker
Fight da Powah
 
Jason Skywalker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 3,152
Current Game: SMT: Imagine
LOL! Pure genius Tysy! Well, the errors do annoy me a little, but they amuse more than annoy!
Jason Skywalker is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 09-30-2006, 02:21 PM   #4
Dark_Lady
Forumite
 
Dark_Lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: We're on a need to know basis here...
Posts: 638
Contest winner - Fan Fiction 
That was one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. But I agree with Pottsie on the errors, although some of them were funny too. Maybe you could cut down on them just a little.



There's a bit of the shadowy side in all of us.

Except those freakazoid Jedi nutcases.
Dark_Lady is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 09-30-2006, 02:29 PM   #5
Emperor Devon
36 Wings, 365 Eyes
 
Emperor Devon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 5,479
Current Game: Ass Effect
Contest winner - Fan Fiction 
Eugh, Tysy! That was definitely a bad fic. The poor usage of spelling and grammar will be stuck in my head for weeks. Very good job at being very bad.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Sabretooth
We will be great failures one day, you and I
Emperor Devon is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 09-30-2006, 08:24 PM   #6
CSI
Aa! Megami-sama!
 
CSI's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Tariki Hongan Temple, City of
Posts: 1,797
Current Game: Frozen Throne
Helpful! 
Amused...Funny, very funny. I suspect you mispelled words just because it's a "badfic". You did a good job on it.




| Muunilinst 10 | Real Life | Exiled Jedi Weapon Master | Ex-Sith Marauder | Gunslinger |
Killed in a suicide attempt of ramming his own ship, Ravager, onto the surface of Telos IV. --Casualty Report: Order 66
CSI is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 10-01-2006, 12:07 AM   #7
Jae Onasi
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem
 
Jae Onasi's Avatar
 
Status: Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 10,911
Current Game: Guild Wars 2, VtMB, TOR
Alderaan News Holopics contributor Helpful! LucasCast staff Veteran Fan Fic Author 
Oh, the thought of someone washing Vader's undies--yukk. I suppose it beats getting Force choked.


From MST3K's spoof of "Hercules Unchained"--heard as Roman medic soldiers carry off an unconscious Greek Hercules on a 1950's Army green canvas stretcher: "Hi, we're IX-I-I. Did somebody dial IX-I-I?"

Read The Adventures of Jolee Bindo and see the amazing Peep Surgery
Story WIP: The Dragonfighters
My blog: Confessions of a Geeky Mom--Latest post: Security Alerts!
Love Star Trek AND gaming? Check out Lotus Fleet.

Jae Onasi is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 10-01-2006, 06:17 AM   #8
The_Catto
The Rhythm Schism
 
The_Catto's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: New South Wales, Australia.
Posts: 1,198
Current Game: KotOR
Contest winner - Fan Fiction 
Lol, coool .. Very funny, and i think the whole point of the spelling errors, is because it is a 'badfic' isnt it? ... Anyways, another funny one ... and i would sooooo much prefer to be Force Choked then having to wash Vaders undies ... like, eeewwww *shudders*

The_Catto is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 10-01-2006, 08:09 AM   #9
RC-1162
Liquidious Fleshbag
 
RC-1162's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 3,447
Current Game: SW:TOR
Forum Veteran Contest winner - Fan Fiction Helpful! 
awww, poor kid. i pity her
lol, tysy, another work of genius. very funny and helped to ease my mood loads. thanks for that!


Duct Tape is ALWAYS the answer
RC-1162 is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 10-03-2006, 12:33 PM   #10
Sabretooth
鬼龍院皐月
 
Sabretooth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Mumbai
Posts: 9,362
ROFL!! I love the concept of this "Badfic"! The spelling errors are half the humour!


Sabretooth is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Post a new thread. Add a reply to this thread. Indicate all threads in this forum as read. Subscribe to this forum. RSS feed: this forum RSS feed: all forums
Go Back   LucasForums > Network > Knights of the Old Republic > Community > Coruscant Entertainment Centre > DARTH VADER in "Heads Will Roll!" (My Fourth Badfic)

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:41 PM.

LFNetwork, LLC ©2002-2011 - All rights reserved.
Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.