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Old 10-03-2006, 06:31 PM   #1
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Jar Jar vs. Amidala

Ok, the question that we all want to know! And the movies never covered it!

Who would win in a brawl?

I think Amidala would win cause she is pretty, and Jar Jar would go all soft and just be too nice. Than Amidala would cheat and grap a pistol because since she is the leader of the good team, no one would care if she cheated.
And she would just start trying to kill him with her little pistol. Man I hate when your house's electricty flickers off so all the clocks are reset! Thank god for backup computer batteries. And amidala would eventually shoot jar jar enough that he DIES! yeh! and everyone claps and laughs. But the gungans attack to avenge jar jar(even though they think he is an idiot!). but the good guys have far more fancy stuff, so they just set up turrets that kill the gungans as they come running in! Than they clap and laugh some more.
THE END


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Old 10-03-2006, 06:36 PM   #2
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There is really no competition in this. Amidala can use a blaster and Jar Jar can rarely use a weapon.

Amidala > Jar Jar

So, really, there is no point in this thread since the answer is fairly obvious, IMO.


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Old 10-03-2006, 07:22 PM   #3
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Yea just like Commander Obi Wan said "the answer is obvious".

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Old 10-03-2006, 07:52 PM   #4
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Old 10-03-2006, 09:15 PM   #5
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*Snicker* Yeah the answer is "very" obvious considering you said it in the first place.
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Old 10-04-2006, 03:55 PM   #6
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Nah, gungans would thank Padme for doing them a Favor.
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Old 10-04-2006, 04:01 PM   #7
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Ok, the question that we all want to know! And the movies never covered it!

Who would win in a brawl?

I think Amidala would win cause she is pretty, and Jar Jar would go all soft and just be too nice. Than Amidala would cheat and grap a pistol because since she is the leader of the good team, no one would care if she cheated.
And she would just start trying to kill him with her little pistol. Man I hate when your house's electricty flickers off so all the clocks are reset! Thank god for backup computer batteries. And amidala would eventually shoot jar jar enough that he DIES! yeh! and everyone claps and laughs. But the gungans attack to avenge jar jar(even though they think he is an idiot!). but the good guys have far more fancy stuff, so they just set up turrets that kill the gungans as they come running in! Than they clap and laugh some more.
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You're either nine years old, retarded, or smoking lots of pot. And my eyes aren't watering yet...
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Old 10-04-2006, 04:01 PM   #8
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God damn it, where is the f*cking delete button?!
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Old 10-04-2006, 06:22 PM   #9
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Ok, the question that we all want to know! And the movies never covered it!

Who would win in a brawl?

I think Amidala would win cause she is pretty, and Jar Jar would go all soft and just be too nice. Than Amidala would cheat and grap a pistol because since she is the leader of the good team, no one would care if she cheated.
And she would just start trying to kill him with her little pistol. Man I hate when your house's electricty flickers off so all the clocks are reset! Thank god for backup computer batteries. And amidala would eventually shoot jar jar enough that he DIES! yeh! and everyone claps and laughs. But the gungans attack to avenge jar jar(even though they think he is an idiot!). but the good guys have far more fancy stuff, so they just set up turrets that kill the gungans as they come running in! Than they clap and laugh some more.
*looks at post*

*Walks away thinking "WTF?"*

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Old 10-04-2006, 06:42 PM   #10
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JAR JAR PWNS THAT N00B QUEENY!

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Old 10-04-2006, 06:46 PM   #11
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Wow, you're a bit of a moron.

This thread's pretty stupid as well so I think i'll just feign an answer, Amidala would win because her white Naboo race was was dominant over the Gungans on their planet, Georges way of sending his own little racist message.



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Old 10-04-2006, 07:15 PM   #12
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Yeah Mc, We're were having problems with a moron in The RC forums but now here, its just like moron is spreading like a disease. lol
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Old 10-04-2006, 07:33 PM   #13
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Everyone - let's try and keep this civil. I've not seen many threads that can compare with this one in rudeness. Do we really need to go about saying "shutup" and call each other morons, retards, and say people are smoking pot? If common sense doesn't tell you this is impolite, the forum rules do.

I've sent a report to the moderators about this. They should calm down (or lock) this thread soon.


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Old 10-04-2006, 07:38 PM   #14
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Admit it ED, you just want to close it because of my continued Jar Jar promotion propaganda.

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Oh, YUCK!

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Old 10-04-2006, 08:22 PM   #15
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That too.

Seriously, it isn't. All the rudeness here is reason enough.


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Old 10-04-2006, 08:26 PM   #16
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My god, what did you kids eat today ? This thread is terrible.

neal8929: Please post more coherently and think twice before making retarded threads, this doesn't make you look very good. Also, you should refrain from flaming and flamebaiting other users. consider this your first warning.

Davinq: Plesae stop spamming. If there is nothing to say, say nothing.

Halo_92: Same thing, stop spamming.

Fealiks: Be nice please... Also, you can delete your posts through the "edit post" interface.


Shame on you all, didn't you learn not to feed the trolls ?
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