Snowball Fight! RPG - Page 2

Davinq · 12-14-2006, 05:58 PM

"Well Mayhem, you could help by... uh... hey, where's Psycho?" Dav said. "We could use his bazooka type thing to kill off all the rest of these DMKMSGs."

"No need," Mayhem said. "The sun's coming out."

"And look at that! Over there! Dark! Dying! Let's sing! She's gone!"

zelda 41 · 12-14-2006, 06:30 PM

Zelda was getin some serious pwnage points as she ran out to the battle. She made her way past hundreds of the things and, despite her arm soaking in blood, made it to her worst enemy.

Dark.

FLASHBACK

Catie(Dark) : C'mon Abby, let's go play in the snow.
Abby(Zelda) : Okay, but let's get our dolls first.
Catie: Okay, they're in my ro-
Before Catie could finish, she tripped over her mom's flowerbed, cutting her leg. She cried and cried about it that day, while Abby comforted her.
Catie: Thank you Abby. You're the best friend in the world.

END FLASHBACK

Zelda's head spun, her seeing Dark the way she was when she was nine. Her worst enemy- no, her FRIEND, in pain, dying. Zelda fell to the ground, clutching her throbbing head. Zelda was so comfused when-

Somthing sharp and cold hit her in the back. Painfully, she felt her back, while warm, slimy blood oozed onto her hand. The look of fear and panic crossed her face as she fell forward, holding her fans to her chest.

Dark, lying on the ground almost dead, smirked.
Dark: I guess my work is almost done.

Det. Bart Lasiter · 12-14-2006, 07:17 PM

Then, suddenly, Dark's clothes disappeared!

Zelda: omfg ur soooooo hawt
Dark: yeah baby come over here

<Obligatory lesbian sex in the snow scene here>

zelda 41 · 12-14-2006, 07:43 PM

O.o
u r creepy as milo

**DarthAve** · 12-14-2006, 07:51 PM

MEANWHILE AT DUNKIN DONUTS!...

"I wonder how they get the jelly in these things?" Said Fred, biting into his jelly donut.

"They stick it into some kind of tube that inserts jelly into donuts." Said Ave, sipping her cold frappachino ripoff drink, vanilla in flavor. "I saw it on the food network."

"AH YES!! THE FOOD NETWORK!" Exclaimed Gloria. "I used ot watch that. I love Barefoot Contessa."

"Yeah, but Giada is the true pimp. She can smile with ALL her teeth." Returned Edgar, cause he had to say at least one thing.

"Totally." Ave aggreed. "But my fave chef is Marcel Vigneron."

"That's just cause you think he's hot!" Replied the girl who was at the counter, who was evesdropping.

"NO! I mean.....watermelon steak sounds good....and...cranberry gelee that taste too much like cranberries...and...Yeah, he's pretty hot. They need ot show him shirtless more."

*Miss_Mayhem* · 12-14-2006, 08:20 PM

"I need to get a few shots in too, ya know" Mayhem smirked. She jumped over the snowfort and charged Dark, jabbing the unsheathed knife into her stomach. Dark groaned. "My bad," Mayhem corrected herself and equipped the staff of dath and hit Dark in the stomach a few times. "Who wants the final shot?"

**DarthAve** · 12-14-2006, 08:25 PM

"I DO!" Yelled Phil Argus from Bonus Stage. He loomed over the body and shot Dark with his LAZER BEAMS! Than he flew away to his shippy love, Rya.

Det. Bart Lasiter · 12-14-2006, 08:26 PM

Jyaa, what about the sex scene?

**DarthAve** · 12-14-2006, 08:28 PM

FINE!

Than Phil and Rya counted the sheep. Which is wrong, because you can't have sex with robots. Craig learned that the heard way ~points to hole in Craig's crotch~

*Miss_Mayhem* · 12-14-2006, 08:33 PM

So is Dark dead, or what?

**DarthAve** · 12-14-2006, 08:36 PM

She's dead, yeah....

Let's have a party for that.

*Miss_Mayhem* · 12-14-2006, 08:39 PM

"Well," Mayhem stammered, "Dark's dead ... so ... wanna go loiter around somewhere? I'm staying at the lodge for 2 more days and I dont need to get back until later today. We could all go and do something midly insane or something. I have $30, I can buy us some hot chocolate"

**DarthAve** · 12-14-2006, 08:45 PM

"No thanks." said Ave with the superbestfriends. "We just got back from Dunkin Donuts. You guys can go now." So they flew away!

"Let's go....to...a...winter carnival?"

Psychochaos3 · 12-15-2006, 03:12 PM

" Let's go get rid of the body. And someone administer this to Zelda, she appears to be under an illusion where she's dieing and having lesbian sex with dark in the mind of Jmac."

At the nuclear plant everybody is ready to dispose of Dark forever.

"Good bye Princess Bitch." said Psycho as he threw Dark into the reactor.

Unfortunetly the energy was to evil and bitchy for the Reactor to withstand. The energy burst out of the reactor and flew across the sky to some unknown dimension.

"Damn. Why won't she die?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Psycho.

"Don't worry, she won't become tangible for around a month." said Purple Squid.

So, everyone went to winter carnival and got ready to finaly have their snowball fight.

zelda 41 · 12-15-2006, 06:05 PM

HELLO, ZELDA ALMOST DEAD HERE.
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Zelda awoke at the winter carnival. She appeared to be okay, so she limbered over to Darth and the superbestfriends.

Zelda: Uh what just happened. And is Dark dead?

**DarthAve** · 12-15-2006, 06:09 PM

"I REVIVED YOU ZELDA!" Yelled Boyd. "WITH MY WIZARD POWERS!!!!!"
"Your power if flight. At least that's what Klia said."
"Okay."
So they got on the ferris wheel, rode the tild-a-whirl, and sat in a igloo and drank hot chocolate!

Psychochaos3 · 12-19-2006, 06:48 PM

"well, she seems to have died and we tried to dispose of the body in a nuclear reactor, but her bitchiness was too much and her soul came back. Luckily, she can't regain her solid form for about a month."

zelda 41 · 12-19-2006, 07:17 PM

Zelda: Wow. LET"S PARTY THEN!!!!!

So they all partied till midnight and Zelda went home to read and go on LFRD.