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Old 10-31-2005, 10:10 AM   #41
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I know, I just turned 21, but someone once said, "Once I turned 21, I realized how SMART my parents were/are...."

Kinda the same idea, I realized what a retard I was by watching these kids. I see it as an enlightenment.

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Old 10-31-2005, 11:45 AM   #42
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Haha ditto that...I'm only 23 and I already feel much older than them.


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Old 10-31-2005, 12:06 PM   #43
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I also ran my first shift the other day.

I made two realizations in that 4 hour time span. (The real shift manager decided at i SHOULD leave when i'm schedualed for once, at 8, but i counted drawers until like 9, because they were chock full of CAPITALISTIC GOODNESS.)

1) I suck at that. I need more time running shifts, also, i need to be able to prepare for said shifts or i'll break my brain.

2) I hate not being able to take care of things myself, rather, delegate them to the teenagers i loathe so much now.

3) I will come to hate my name. I was asked for about 20 times in the span of 30 minutes, to which i was about to say "NO, KYLE WENT HOME! HE'S NOT HERE!" at high volumns, to which i would walk of of the store, to my car, and go home.

Soo much informations... It's like an RTS of freakin' crack man...

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Old 11-01-2005, 07:29 PM   #44
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Cursed children, they plague me at work as well, but I get along better with them than with my idiot bosses who can't even spell simple words like the and transexual deviant.


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 11-01-2005, 11:05 PM   #45
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Oh Cracken...how well I know thee pain...I told them I was going to change my name and not tell anyone what it was. I am so so SO sick of hearing my name. I hear it so much my ears have burnt out, I don't even answer when talked to half the time anymore ^^;;

As for preparing for shifts and such, it does get alot easier as you get practice. I don't need a list for myself or for my employees anymore, I've basically memorized everything.

Eventually your need to do everything yourself will vanish and you'll look for the easiest things to take care of yourself and start leaving the harder stuff for them. Hey, you had to do it as crew, why shouldn't they? *evil grin*


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Old 11-02-2005, 08:15 AM   #46
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You strike a good point EAP.

I will keep your advises for when I have legitimate authority.

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Old 11-02-2005, 11:41 AM   #47
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Welcome to my world! *(Laughs manically.)* Food service workers, all of you...!

You want fries with that?


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Old 11-02-2005, 12:03 PM   #48
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Man, Zoomie, it's grea to have you back....

on a related note, one of my managers has a bumper sticker which says:

I majored in Liberal Arts.
Would you like fries with that?

Hopefully, I can achieve great feats of defying odds, and become one of the few Republican officials elected to office in New York, who is Asian.

Yes, a minority Republican. In New York.

Long odds.... but never tell a Corellian the odds.

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Old 11-02-2005, 07:35 PM   #49
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Dude.... I'm not the one that screws around with the milkshake machine....

See, DSS and me have worked out a deal with my boss.

DSS provides the milk, I provide the "shake".

Booya.
Holy ****. o_o

This is getting as homoerotic as #echonet. I just can't figure out whether it's intentional or not. XD

Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be writing an essay.

*runs away*


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Old 11-03-2005, 01:39 AM   #50
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We interupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this important announcement:

I like cheese.


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Old 11-03-2005, 11:51 AM   #51
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Man, Zoomie, it's grea to have you back....
Shades of *grea* for me as well. JUST KIDDING! *(Paints Crackers blue, makes him dance with Tonya Harding and gives him a bizarrely made 'cookie on a stick' which is really just an overbaked brownie with too much frosting and sprinkles.)*

EAP: Why, I like cheese, too! What a bizarrely appropriate coincidence. Say, is your cheese made with fatty oils and water?


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Old 11-03-2005, 03:49 PM   #52
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Wow, did zoomie turned up the notch a little when he returned?
or was his zany personality been kept out too long and it needed a pressure release?


"...and how is the zoomie in question?" said the kookee to the rabbit.

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Old 11-03-2005, 10:26 PM   #53
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No, no...you guys have just been used to relatively normal posters of late, that's all.

Zoom Unit is operating within normal parameters. How are you, Mr. Bluejacket?
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Old 11-03-2005, 10:51 PM   #54
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Damnit Zoomie, this was my new shirt too.... /cry

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Old 11-04-2005, 04:49 PM   #55
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WE could wash it, but we don't know what was the orignal color, for we have small short term memory spans...

let's just bleach him entirely...
at least he could look more scary with his black hair turned white...

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Old 11-07-2005, 10:57 PM   #56
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And ADD....look a butterfly!


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 11-08-2005, 03:02 PM   #57
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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
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Old 11-09-2005, 09:29 AM   #58
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*Holds up a random shiney object*

LOOK CHILDREN! SHINEY!

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Old 11-09-2005, 11:34 AM   #59
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Must...resist...shiney...


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Old 11-09-2005, 06:29 PM   #60
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Holy crap! Leemu is still around here?

You sneaky bastard.
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Old 01-15-2007, 09:11 PM   #61
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I'd thought I'd post in here about how I surprised him at work. I was at a lost for words, he forgot he met me...the bastard. Scar, thrash him!


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:19 AM   #62
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Don't make me ban you for digging up an ancient thread

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Old 01-16-2007, 09:00 PM   #63
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*moons Lynk*


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 01-17-2007, 06:01 AM   #64
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Your moon is sagging my good man, perhaps it would be best to turn the other cheek, or better yet, get a little cheeky and perform an eclipse.

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Old 01-17-2007, 02:38 PM   #65
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Holy crap! Leemu is still around here?

You sneaky bastard.
*waves his had in Freaks face*

me: You never saw me.

freak: "I never saw you"

me: You will go home and realize that "putting from the rough" is a bad thing.

freak: "I won't touch another mans balls again"



/whaps all of you.

I'm referring to golf balls! sick bastards!

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Old 01-18-2007, 06:20 PM   #66
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Becuase i never see you on a regular basis

and the baby thing thru me off.

along with the good lookin' lady that was with you.

So.... blarh.

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Old 01-18-2007, 08:30 PM   #67
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Actually she was a paid actress...I'm sorry, I wanted to impress you.


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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