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Old 02-04-2007, 10:35 AM   #1
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Amazing how stupid people are

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Old 02-04-2007, 11:11 AM   #2
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Hahaha, I think someone is selling ScummVM. But since they don't outright say it, you can't do anything about it.
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Old 02-04-2007, 02:37 PM   #3
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Unless somebody is six dollars curious enough to find out.

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Old 02-04-2007, 04:00 PM   #4
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As far as I'm concerned that guy who is selling this garbage for all of these old games can choke and die from fellatio.

I mean if you go to about any forum pertaining to this adventure game garbage you will be pointed in the direction of DOSBox, ScummVM, or VMDSound if needed. If only you could throw a brick through the window of online shops.
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Old 02-04-2007, 04:37 PM   #5
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Yah, I've seen this before, lets track the guy down and let Ray have his way with him.
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Old 02-04-2007, 07:41 PM   #6
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As far as I'm concerned that guy who is selling this garbage for all of these old games can choke and die from fellatio.
There's a photograph on Wikipedia's page for autofellatio. I wouldn't recommend it.

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Old 02-04-2007, 07:47 PM   #7
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I saw the first 10 minutes of this movie on some site. This guy managed to do it, I was disgusted but laughing all the same.
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Old 02-04-2007, 08:24 PM   #8
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The sad part is that a few people have paid for his "instructions"
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Old 02-04-2007, 08:59 PM   #9
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Hey, do you know where I could get a copy of them for free?

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Old 02-04-2007, 10:20 PM   #10
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I wonder if one could E-Mail Ebay and have them put a notice (or simply delete) on his auctions.
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:38 AM   #11
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He's not doing anything illegal though since he does not mention the names of the software.

Now if someone were to find out he was using DOSBox, ScummVM, or VDMSound and had proof then I think the profits should be going to the makers of those three programs by default.

People seem to get away with a lot on Ebay. I've ordered a bootleg DVD and a bootleg Gameboy game unintentionally.
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Old 02-07-2007, 04:39 AM   #12
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I usually just give order to the bitch to get her booty and legs to where ever I'd like to have a **** at the given time.


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Old 02-07-2007, 07:23 AM   #13
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Ray, do you consider wordplay to be a form of foreplay?

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Old 02-07-2007, 08:25 AM   #14
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Why, yes, of course! If they're hawt for ya, everything's a foreplay somehow. It's all up to you. Don't you know that?


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Old 02-07-2007, 04:00 PM   #15
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Ray, you seem like a bastion of brilliance: how do you get a girl to be "hawt for ya" as you put it?

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Old 02-07-2007, 05:17 PM   #16
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Show them some money, then show them your cock, works every time.
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Old 02-08-2007, 05:30 PM   #17
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Wait a minute. You need money although you show cock? Please tell me it's not yours.

But seriously, it's far more simpler than that, with the following phrase: "Hi! I am Rayston. I play fore." *nods*


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Old 02-08-2007, 05:55 PM   #18
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Ray, women are not as smart as men, you need to show them that you have money and a cock, otherwise they'd probably get confused and hurt themselves.
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Old 02-09-2007, 10:07 AM   #19
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That seems a bit pleonasm-ish, eh? Women *are* confused and hurt themselves, and there's nothing you can do about it - except - you give it to 'em raw and uncensored. This will stop them from hurting themselves but of course, they will be still confused, mainly because they're very busy with taking your manly blows.

So, you should keep the money, because it should be honour enough for them if you punch him in. If not, and they deny the exclusivity of your dick, you shouldn't do'em anyway.


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Old 02-09-2007, 10:19 AM   #20
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I'm a little disturbed the lengths people will go to sell ANYTHING. And I question the intelligence of people who DO buy these stupid things.
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Old 02-09-2007, 10:28 AM   #21
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Trying to get it a little on topic, huh?

What's the current punishment for derailing our threads? I'm not sure. Something with screwdrivers?


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