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View Poll Results: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
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to eat a chicken pattie
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to screw another chicken
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to buy drugs
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to give hugs
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02-27-2007, 10:02 PM
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A Little Nugget
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God Halo, you stalker. You friend me everywhere. I'm not single, just so you know.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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02-27-2007, 11:56 PM
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Please, If im gonna stalk sumone I'm gonna stalk a celeb or a bi-lesbo.
Last edited by Halo_92; 02-28-2007 at 05:15 PM.
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02-28-2007, 12:07 AM
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...hot BI-lesbos, yes. FemiNazi lesbians, no.
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02-28-2007, 12:16 AM
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[]D [] []V[] []D [] []\[]
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Originally Posted by Halo_92
Please, If im gonna stalk sumone I'm gonna stalk a celeb or a lesbo.
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...Obviously you don't know Ave is a total lez. 
"I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now,
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces...
And threw every piece into a fire.
As I burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you." - GLaDOS
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02-28-2007, 12:31 AM
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02-28-2007, 09:53 AM
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I did not know Ave was a lez, thatz HOT! 
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02-28-2007, 02:45 PM
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A. I'm not a lez, i'm just bi-curious. I'm madly in love with many nerdy men.
B. Joe, you can just step. I don't fall for rookies.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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02-28-2007, 07:44 PM
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^^^^
1. Whoa, if only you were double your age and lived around here... 
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02-28-2007, 09:20 PM
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No. I will never fall in love with someone over the internet. Not again...Oh Hugo...
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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02-28-2007, 09:39 PM
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1. batteries
Discuss.
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02-28-2007, 09:47 PM
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Don't put batteries in your ass.
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02-28-2007, 10:38 PM
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Batteries...fuel cells...a fuel cell plant is opening in my parents' area
...batteries in the ass; invading AND shocking! Got some terrorists to test on?
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03-01-2007, 09:18 AM
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1. I'm not Desparate enough to go for Ave, so don't flatter yourself, mmkay?
2. Batteries are good for torture, HAHAHA!!!
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03-01-2007, 06:18 PM
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1. I'm not Desparate enough to go for Ave, so don't flatter yourself, mmkay?
2. Batteries are good for torture, HAHAHA!!!
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You're Desparate...Housewive. OHHHHHHHHH I just Joel'd you.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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03-01-2007, 06:19 PM
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I'm not happy unless I stretch the page.

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03-01-2007, 06:24 PM
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No, I'm just pointing out that I would not go for a 13 year old, I'm not a sicko......
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Well seeing as how most of us don't know your age....
We wouldn't know.
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03-01-2007, 06:30 PM
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SAM YOU ASS!
SMON!!!! SAM STRETCHED THE PAGE AGAIN!!
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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03-01-2007, 06:35 PM
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Sam, may I use that picture for Digital Imaging?
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03-01-2007, 06:36 PM
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Sure, I wasn't really holding the camera straight, just opened the door and shot out.
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03-01-2007, 06:43 PM
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Sure, I wasn't really holding the camera straight, just opened the door and shot out.
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Really, very beautiful backyard. Everything is swathed in blue.
I shall turn it into a garden of evil.
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03-01-2007, 07:20 PM
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Did you edit it to get it blue or is that the way it came out?
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03-01-2007, 08:47 PM
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The snow is gusting at 50 MPH, thats whats causing it.
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03-01-2007, 09:11 PM
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The barn is where Sam tortures and molests little children.
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03-01-2007, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Halo_92
The barn is where Sam tortures and molests little children.
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Uh no, thats a shed, I keep my Lawn Mowers, some of my Tools, and an Ice-house in there.
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03-01-2007, 10:51 PM
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Y'all know Eric keeps it real in there.
(c wot i did thar)
"I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now,
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces...
And threw every piece into a fire.
As I burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you." - GLaDOS
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03-01-2007, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by milo
Y'all know Eric keeps it real in there.
(c wot i did thar)
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I took a nap in there once, my ****ing brother claims he didn't know I was in there and locked the door, had to jump out the window in the back.
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03-02-2007, 09:17 AM
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^LOL
@Ave: go get a boyfriend or something, kk?
@Klia:Nope, never gonna tell
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03-02-2007, 03:01 PM
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You're just hella jealous. Of my skills, which pay the bills, and give you thrills.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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03-02-2007, 05:26 PM
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^^^^^^^^^lol. And you rhyme! Go Ave, go! w00t w00t
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03-02-2007, 06:00 PM
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I'll bust in my rap while i'm at it.
"Two, three, four
Eins, zwei drei
Na, es is nix dabei
Na, wenn ich euch erzähl die gschicht
Nichts desto trotz,
Ich bin es schon gewohnt
Im tv-funk da läuft es nicht. -
Jah, sie war jung,
Das herz so rein und weiß
Und jede nacht hat ihren preis,
Sie sagt: sugar sweet,
Jah got me rappin to the heat!
Ich verstehe, sie ist heiß,
Sie sagt:baby, you know,
I miss my funky friends,
Sie meint jack und joe und jill.
Mein funkverständnis,
Ja, das reicht zur not,
Ich berreiss, was sie jetzt will. -
Ich berleg bei mir,
Ihr nasn spricht dafr,
Währenddessen ich noch rauch,
Die special places sind ihr wohlbekannt,
Ich mein, sie fährt ja u-bahn auch.
Dort singens:
Dreh dich nicht um, schau, schau,
Der kommissar geht um!
Er wird dich anschaun
Und du weißt warum.
Die lebenslust bringt dich um.
Alles klar, herr kommissar?"
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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