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Old 04-11-2006, 10:16 PM   #1
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Funny things you've said

What is the funniest thing you've ever said aloud. I know I have mine.

"What the f*** happened to all my damn chocolate chip muffins???"
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Old 04-12-2006, 11:20 AM   #2
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"What the f*** is WTF?"

"Oh."


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Old 04-12-2006, 05:21 PM   #3
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Read my sig every day for new quotes from my life!

Mom:*holds up bedsheet* "What am I gonna say next?"

Me:"...'these are my panties'?"

Mom:"...GROUND'D."


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Old 03-17-2007, 07:22 PM   #4
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One time when I was a kid someone asked me where I was from. And I was like, I dunno. America?


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A friend of mine needed advice from myself and another, so we gave her two paragraph's worth. Afterwards, I asked the other person what they had wrote, and had said that they had said they were agreeing with what I wrote. My reply:

"WHAT?! You took 5 lines of paper just to say I'M WITH STUPID?!"

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Old 03-17-2007, 07:31 PM   #6
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Oh and gratz on the 1,000 posts Poop!

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Old 03-18-2007, 12:24 AM   #7
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Old 03-18-2007, 12:32 AM   #8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gruducuuz
"What the f*** is WTF?"

"Oh."
Didn't get that on the first read-through. This time though... FVCKING HILARIOUS!

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Old 03-18-2007, 01:17 PM   #9
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"Matt is a menopausal prostitute... and Becca's the client."

Oh and later on...

Me-Hey want a cupcake?
Neighbor boy-Your mom wants a cupcake.
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Old 03-18-2007, 02:23 PM   #10
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0.o

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Old 03-19-2007, 07:38 PM   #11
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"Tired. Eyes getting droopy. Time to hit the sack.......your mama's in it and she likes that kind of kinky thing."


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Old 03-19-2007, 07:43 PM   #12
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"I got BEST SMILE AWARD for the 06-07 yearbook? WTF?"

True story. 0.o Hopefully. I'm one of 2 finalists.

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