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04-11-2006, 10:16 PM
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A Little Nugget
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Funny things you've said
What is the funniest thing you've ever said aloud. I know I have mine.
"What the f*** happened to all my damn chocolate chip muffins???"
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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04-12-2006, 11:20 AM
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Forumite
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Pure bliss.
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"What the f*** is WTF?"
"Oh."
Bahumbug.
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04-12-2006, 05:21 PM
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Bizarro
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Location: Rapid City, SD
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Current Game: Mega Man
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Read my sig every day for new quotes from my life!
Mom:*holds up bedsheet* "What am I gonna say next?"
Me:"...'these are my panties'?"
Mom:"...GROUND'D."
I'm done putting links in my signature because every time I do it just links to some old crap I've long since stopped updating.
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03-17-2007, 07:22 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Connecticut
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One time when I was a kid someone asked me where I was from. And I was like, I dunno. America?
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03-17-2007, 07:30 PM
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I wear a fez now
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Aotearoa
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A friend of mine needed advice from myself and another, so we gave her two paragraph's worth. Afterwards, I asked the other person what they had wrote, and had said that they had said they were agreeing with what I wrote. My reply:
"WHAT?! You took 5 lines of paper just to say I'M WITH STUPID?!"
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03-17-2007, 07:31 PM
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I wear a fez now
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Oh and gratz on the 1,000 posts Poop!
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03-18-2007, 12:24 AM
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Veteran
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Tommy: "Have you heard from....Andrew?"
Me: <pause> (in serious tone) "I don't talk to the dead."
<No way you can read this. My handwriting's illegible>
Last edited by martmeister; 03-18-2007 at 12:35 AM.
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03-18-2007, 12:32 AM
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I wear a fez now
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Originally Posted by Gruducuuz
"What the f*** is WTF?"
"Oh."
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Didn't get that on the first read-through. This time though... FVCKING HILARIOUS!
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03-18-2007, 01:17 PM
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A Little Nugget
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"Matt is a menopausal prostitute... and Becca's the client."
Oh and later on...
Me-Hey want a cupcake?
Neighbor boy-Your mom wants a cupcake.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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03-18-2007, 02:23 PM
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I wear a fez now
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0.o
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03-19-2007, 07:38 PM
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Veteran
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"Tired. Eyes getting droopy. Time to hit the sack.......your mama's in it and she likes that kind of kinky thing."
<No way you can read this. My handwriting's illegible>
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03-19-2007, 07:43 PM
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I wear a fez now
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Aotearoa
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"I got BEST SMILE AWARD for the 06-07 yearbook? WTF?"
True story. 0.o Hopefully. I'm one of 2 finalists.
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03-19-2007, 08:21 PM
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A Little Nugget
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"SUPER DUPER SPIRIT FINGERS!"
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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