Welcome SpaceBallClan. I combined your threads/posts. You can always edit one of your posts by clicking the 'edit this' link in the lower right hand of your post, changing what you need to change, and then clicking 'save changes'.
From MST3K's spoof of "Hercules Unchained"--heard as Roman medic soldiers carry off an unconscious Greek Hercules on a 1950's Army green canvas stretcher: "Hi, we're IX-I-I. Did somebody dial IX-I-I?"