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09-22-2007, 04:18 PM
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Scruffy Englishman
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Amusing Jade Empire Lines
I had nothing better to do so I had a poke around the Jade Empire directory, clicking on random files and pressing flashing buttons for about an hour. Luckily, nothing blew up - which was nice - but I came across some amusing lines in the voice over folders.
I strung them together and uploaded them but if you want to hear 'em in their raw format then they should be in:
C:\Program Files\Jade Empire\sound\vo\j00\j00_making0f_ds <-- Dawn Star
C:\Program Files\Jade Empire\sound\vo\j00\j00_making0f_zu <-- Uhh... Zu, who else?
Both characters talk about their experience of making Jade Empire and it's pretty funny; who knew Dawn Star used to do vaudeville? And Zu's a rather prolific actor 
Dawn Star
Zu
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09-23-2007, 01:49 AM
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ngom ngom ngom
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Lol, I've heard those. Boy, are they mean to Dawn Star.
Nooo, Sky is great!:P Zu's just a grumpy old man. Jealous too:P
Creamy nougat!
The sun goes down and the sky reddens, pain grows sharp.
light dwindles. Then is evening
when jasmine flowers open, the deluded say.
But evening is the great brightening dawn
when crested cocks crow all through the tall city
and evening is the whole day
for those without their lovers
-Kuruntokai 234, translated by A.K. Ramanujan
[Fic] Shreds of a Dying Belief
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09-23-2007, 02:36 AM
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Shadow Lord Of The Sith™
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Yup the dialog that runs during the end credits is down right hilarious!
"Beware the form-fitting black armor-clad Drow hottie with twin Mineral II Greensteel Khopeshes!"
"Liella d'Orien says, '"You're the fool, Devil. -- Witness the power of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Titan!"'" ----------------------------------------------------------------------
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09-23-2007, 05:28 AM
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Network Caretaker
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Originally Posted by RedHawke
Yup the dialog that runs during the end credits is down right hilarious!
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Unfortunately they seem to have removed that in the Special Edition PC version. At least I've never heard those lines, or anything at all other than music, during the end credits. 
Achievement: Irony. Usually that's the sort of thing you add in a special edition, not remove. 
Last edited by stoffe; 09-23-2007 at 06:13 AM.
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09-23-2007, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted by stoffe
Unfortunately they seem to have removed that in the Special Edition PC version. At least I've never heard those lines, or anything at all other than music, during the end credits. |
Nope the PC version (or at least the European PC version) doesn't seem to get that - which is a shame because the lines are pretty funny  .
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09-23-2007, 09:35 AM
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ngom ngom ngom
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The ingame lines are pretty hilarious too. Henpecked Hou on his wife is just classic
Have you heard the space mountain one? I think it can be found on Youtube.
The sun goes down and the sky reddens, pain grows sharp.
light dwindles. Then is evening
when jasmine flowers open, the deluded say.
But evening is the great brightening dawn
when crested cocks crow all through the tall city
and evening is the whole day
for those without their lovers
-Kuruntokai 234, translated by A.K. Ramanujan
[Fic] Shreds of a Dying Belief
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09-24-2007, 02:26 PM
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Any word that comes out of Lustful Lao's mouth is downright hilarious, assuming you have a female character.
Haven't played male yet.
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09-24-2007, 10:07 PM
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Qui the Promoter had some great lines. I loved his edumacated vocabulary.
I especially enjoyed his "Mysterious... Stranger" comment when you're picking a name for your PC to use when fighting in the arena. A fitting tribute to KotOR's handle for the PC in Taris' version of the Imperial Arena. 
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09-26-2007, 01:58 AM
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Shadow Lord Of The Sith™
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Unfortunately they seem to have removed that in the Special Edition PC version. At least I've never heard those lines, or anything at all other than music, during the end credits. |
Well... that just... SUCKS!
I haven't installed the PC version so I don't know if it works on my version of the game... that will be lame indeed if it doesn't do it. 
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Achievement: Irony. Usually that's the sort of thing you add in a special edition, not remove. |
Yeah...
"Beware the form-fitting black armor-clad Drow hottie with twin Mineral II Greensteel Khopeshes!"
"Liella d'Orien says, '"You're the fool, Devil. -- Witness the power of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Titan!"'" ----------------------------------------------------------------------
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