So I get a call this morning from my friend Mike… yea Mike the kid who can never get a g/f in his life. He calls me and is like guess what Andrew hell froze over!!!
I’m half asleep and I’m confused
And he’s like I HAD SEX before you!!!!
So I say “At least when I have sex I wont have to put a paper bag over her face”
I hear him trying not to laugh and he says “Dude she’s in the car with me right now she heard that”