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01-01-2008, 10:17 PM
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Um, I don't know.
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01-01-2008, 10:34 PM
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Is that for real?
"Any fool with a d*ck can make a child, but it takes a real man to raise one..."
- Boyz N The Hood
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01-01-2008, 10:47 PM
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It seems to be a European publisher.
Edit: Of kids games.
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01-01-2008, 11:24 PM
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Well past expiration date
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Is "dwarf" a bad word in the EU?
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01-01-2008, 11:40 PM
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Is "dwarf" a bad word in the EU?
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I don't know, but it looks like several of the "Clever Boys" have beards. That's rather curious, I must say.
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01-01-2008, 11:42 PM
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Hello, Sound Only
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Looks Chinese to me. Lots of bull**** like this pervades the world, and shops with pirated stuff.
I've seen Midtown Madness 3 for PC, Office 2008 for Vista and Windows Vista Extreme Edition, to name a few.
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01-02-2008, 04:15 AM
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Get bent!
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Why they're the greatest games ever developed in human history...
Right, they're monstrosities that even the dumbest parents could probably avoid.
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01-02-2008, 06:46 AM
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I lol'd
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01-02-2008, 07:24 AM
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A peppermint nightmare.
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I was gonna sound the furry-alert at the Lion King one, until I saw the Furry Tales one. :/
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01-02-2008, 08:46 AM
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The Original.
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Ohsnap, is that some Sheep-girl?
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I am life without limit.”
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01-02-2008, 08:33 PM
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The snow white one deeply disturbs me :|
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01-03-2008, 01:34 PM
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Whoa...
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01-03-2008, 05:05 PM
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Whahaha! Great! " The only European Super Budget Publisher". Let's hope it stays the only one.  |
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01-03-2008, 05:12 PM
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Phoenix Games Ahead of it's Time
With a small elite team of 6 people specializing in licensing, marketing and publishing of value priced games, development and manufacturing are bundled through outsourcing and collaboration. This approach suppresses our fixed costs and enables a revolutionary low price strategy.
We boast the shortest time required from development to product release in the industry. Ordinarily the average development period for a game is 18 months, whereas Phoenix need a mere 3-5 months. With integrated standards in production and packaging it is now possible to realize low costs through stabilization of variable costs and suppression of fixed costs. In the case of fixed costs we are suppressing development costs per product unit by maximizing the sales volume through a low cost strategy and also both diminishing advertising and promotional costs and maximizing operating profits by securing a dependable fan base through an identifying packaging of a series.
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i lol'd
have a suggestion for the lf poll? pm me
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01-03-2008, 06:49 PM
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A peppermint nightmare.
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I'd hate to get through a long and painful education and learning process to become a game-developer, only to end up with these guys.
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01-03-2008, 07:08 PM
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legend of Herkules?
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01-03-2008, 07:15 PM
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Get bent!
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"Sh*t! Forgot to hold down the shift key there. sh*t1"
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01-03-2008, 08:02 PM
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Suddenly I'm ashamed of my nickname.
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01-04-2008, 01:03 AM
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legend of Herkules?
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Includes:
Cartoon Movie
Jigsaw Puzzle
Pairs
Colouring Book
Puzzle
What a game! There are two puzzles!
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01-04-2008, 06:08 PM
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Wow! How hot is Sheep Girl!
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01-04-2008, 06:11 PM
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Disney movies are based on fairy tales so, therefore, these games could be based on those same fairy tales.
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01-04-2008, 08:51 PM
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Downhill what?
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01-05-2008, 03:49 AM
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I get the feeling I know how they have such a short development cycle.
1) Throw dart at dart board with various names of fairy tales on it.
2) Trace artwork.
3) Copy new art files over old art files.
4) ?????
5) PROFIT!
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01-05-2008, 01:31 PM
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I don't think they would even do the "trace artwork" part. Its more like "recolor the badly created stock character with different colors"
COnsider this, once upon a time some russian developer did the Zelda series... and we all remember the damage done, or the lulz it created along with the Epic Fail.
Seems like the same thing is still happening.
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01-07-2008, 04:37 AM
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lmao, those games made my day. 
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01-07-2008, 09:21 AM
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But even then, slalom and downhill are two different sports. Calling a game 'Downhill slalom' is like calling it 'American Football soccer'. Heh, maybe that's their next title.
...the ****?
And what the **** are Kangaroos doing in a game about countryside bears?
OMG, u, liek, have to check out the 1337 flash animation on there site, d00dz!1
I loved how it said 'Skip Intro' after the Flash animation had finished playing .
This one's the best by far, though:
To the u-boats!
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01-08-2008, 11:39 AM
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Is the Lion King one supposed to look pornographic, or it just me?
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01-08-2008, 12:16 PM
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"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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01-08-2008, 03:10 PM
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Is the Lion King one supposed to look pornographic, or it just me?
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All those games secretly have porn included. Now you know why Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys is called like that. |
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01-08-2008, 06:37 PM
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legend of Herkules?
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Spelling FTW!
'If the animals could play hardcore, we'd be better friends instead of eating them with chips'
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01-08-2008, 10:48 PM
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[QUOTE=Dagobahn Eagle]
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I'm buying my best friend that for his birthday because he thought it'd be funny to give me gay porn on christmas. Almost puked but I sold it for $50 which suprised me.
When god gives you lemons you need to FIND A NEW GOD!
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01-09-2008, 12:22 AM
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What, a little buttsecks almost made you puke? Wuss 
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01-09-2008, 09:28 AM
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Death... by Exile
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We don't all watch it every day of the week, Bob. But what a gift to give to your friend. :s |
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01-09-2008, 09:39 AM
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A peppermint nightmare.
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Who bought it?
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01-09-2008, 02:42 PM
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Good Eye, Sniper
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Hey, if you spend enough time on the internet you learn that nothing phases you
As for Pie's question, I'm guessing Ty
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01-09-2008, 06:04 PM
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A peppermint nightmare.
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It's definitely someone on this forum, anyhow.
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