You have started another thread on this in the Jedi Knight section. Please continue discussion in that thread, and I am closing this one to avoid redundancy and possible confusion.
From MST3K's spoof of "Hercules Unchained"--heard as Roman medic soldiers carry off an unconscious Greek Hercules on a 1950's Army green canvas stretcher: "Hi, we're IX-I-I. Did somebody dial IX-I-I?"