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Old 05-15-2006, 08:11 AM   #1
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Cmon, play insult swordfighting with me (5 lives each playa)

Please! Cmon, play insult swordfighting with me (5 lives each playa)


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Old 07-02-2006, 11:14 PM   #2
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Old 01-20-2008, 06:22 AM   #3
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"Is that your face? I thought it was your backside"

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"Would you like to be buried or cremated?"
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Old 02-17-2008, 08:24 AM   #4
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"Is that your face? I thought it was your backside"

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"Would you like to be buried or cremated?"
Uhhhh could you repeat that?

(my favorite line )
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Old 02-17-2008, 03:57 PM   #5
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"Is that your face? I thought it was your backside"

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"Would you like to be buried or cremated?"
These insults are primitive and outdated.
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Old 07-01-2008, 08:42 AM   #6
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:49 PM   #7
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^ here here...

I've got muscles in places you've never even heard of!
"It's too bad none of them are in your arms!"
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:23 PM   #8
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:05 AM   #9
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"Your hemmerhoids are flaring up again eh?"

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"My name is feared on every dirty corner of this island"
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:45 AM   #10
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Insult (Easy one)

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Old 10-14-2008, 01:03 PM   #11
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I'm stuck in a bail of hay?

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Old 11-11-2008, 09:26 AM   #12
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These insults are primitive and outdated.
you're so fat, your face looks inflated!

insult:
I can't wait to FIRE MAH LAZORRRR!!!!!!!!


it's supposed to smell like a wallmart forcefield generating unit, but we could only do 16 different odors in EGA, so it smells a lot like the timepod!
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Old 03-01-2009, 05:53 PM   #13
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Too bad it doesn't charge as fast as my phaser.

I will not rest until you've been completely eviscerated.


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Old 03-01-2009, 11:04 PM   #14
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Old 03-02-2009, 03:46 PM   #15
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no u.


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Old 03-02-2009, 06:28 PM   #16
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Old 03-04-2009, 06:19 PM   #17
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NO U


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Old 03-05-2009, 03:49 AM   #18
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Old 03-06-2009, 03:21 PM   #19
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Well, you fight like a dairy farmer.


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Old 03-10-2009, 09:48 PM   #20
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Disagreements transgress, bid your victory adieu
My darkness sways your soul to shutter
what the hell is that supposed to mean?


it's supposed to smell like a wallmart forcefield generating unit, but we could only do 16 different odors in EGA, so it smells a lot like the timepod!
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:30 PM   #21
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I claim victory as the others argue over the victor
“I am the harbinger of your doom” “let me hear you scream in terror”

Sweet you’re from Sweden – I was there last November in Gothenburg. Nice place but it rained the one day I had to tour - I did anyway – people must have thought I was nuts. Oh but now I transgress!

Then, Hell be raised from the oceans deep to claim last breath of who ere’ is seen


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Old 03-17-2009, 05:54 PM   #22
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lol nervous breakdowns
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