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Old 04-01-2008, 01:37 AM   #1
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You're all jackasses and I hate you all.

Mind you, it's still the 31st of March here.

Anyway, as we all know that tomorrow(or today, for most of you jerks like [af08]) is April Fools day, we might as well have a thread cataloging the most interesting pranks that are being meticulously performed today, whether in real life or in much more virtual and heinous mediums.

That being said:

"Did you know...that John F. Kennedy was shot dead in an ambush by government agents who had foreknowledge of his whereabouts?"




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Old 04-01-2008, 01:48 AM   #2
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:48 AM   #3
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I set my father's desktop background to this:

and hid his task bar and icons.

I know, I'm pretty bad ass. :|

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Old 04-01-2008, 03:06 AM   #4
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I set my father's desktop background to this:

and hid his task bar and icons.

I know, I'm pretty bad ass. :|
A BSOD would have been somewhat feasible: http://www.frontlevel.com/art/bsod1024.jpg

Of course, you'd have to find a way to screw the keyboard and mouse, too.


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Old 04-01-2008, 03:08 AM   #5
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Of course, you'd have to find a way to screw the keyboard and mouse, too.
You mean, like, unplug them?



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Old 04-01-2008, 03:20 AM   #6
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You mean, like, unplug them?
Wouldn't do the trick in a multi-boot setting, or any other sort of setting that involves you having to use your keyboard to get to the OS.




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Huh, how about that. I barely frequent Yoda's Swamp as much as I used to when I modded JA and went by the name Majin Revan, but I still seem to get mentioned. How about that.

It just made my day.

Ah, and I went to Lifehacker, where they had an article about gadget pranks. I used one about wake-up calls, and hopefully two of my friends will spontaneously be called today. Rather lame, but I never do anything, so whatever.

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Old 04-01-2008, 09:52 AM   #8
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no you're the jerk (note the )


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Old 04-01-2008, 12:04 PM   #9
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Huh, how about that. I barely frequent Yoda's Swamp as much as I used to when I modded JA and went by the name Majin Revan, but I still seem to get mentioned. How about that.
What?

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Old 04-01-2008, 01:04 PM   #10
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Oh man do I love today.


But more importantly, I love [af08]. See you tonight, sweetie. xoxo
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:08 PM   #11
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Old 04-01-2008, 02:13 PM   #12
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Old 04-01-2008, 02:44 PM   #13
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I hope its an April Fools that my post count was reset to zero.


I'm assuming its like that for everyone.



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Old 04-01-2008, 03:03 PM   #14
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I hope its an April Fools that my post count was reset to zero.


I'm assuming its like that for everyone.
Actually its just you.


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Old 04-01-2008, 03:13 PM   #15
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the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe,
are challenged by this point of pale light.
Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.
In our obscurity – in all this vastness – there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
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Old 04-01-2008, 03:14 PM   #16
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@rhett- who doesn't love [af08]?



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Old 04-01-2008, 04:12 PM   #17
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I'm so glad April Fools day comes but once a year...



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@rhett- who doesn't love [af08]?
That's a good question.


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Old 04-01-2008, 04:53 PM   #19
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Are you implying that [af08] is loose?

...

Anyone got the name of a good free clinic?
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Old 04-01-2008, 05:10 PM   #20
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[af08] is just free-spirited, rhett



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Old 04-01-2008, 05:35 PM   #21
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Old 04-01-2008, 08:03 PM   #22
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Why is everyone talking about [af08]?


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Old 04-01-2008, 08:10 PM   #23
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Yeah. It's kinda' weird, LOL.

LOL, how was I chosen to be the one compared in terms of time zones (for April 1st, etc.)?

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That was DAMN good. :O

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Jmac is just trying to win me over, so he can later betray me like Rhett

I thought we had something Bo


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Old 04-01-2008, 09:50 PM   #26
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Me mum has had a long standing hatred for one of my exgirlfriends. I still fool around with this girl and me mum loathes it. So today I told her that I got her pregnant, which is me mums main fear for me. I wish I had taped her reaction. She literally slid across the table and grabbed me by my shirt collar, and stared me down. She said only one thing and it was "Leave." I was too frightened to tell her that it was an April Fools joke. I had told me father that I was planning this joke and he told her later on that it was a joke.

So wish I had taped it..

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Me mum has had a long standing hatred for one of my exgirlfriends. I still fool around with this girl and me mum loathes it. So today I told her that I got her pregnant, which is me mums main fear for me. I wish I had taped her reaction. She literally slid across the table and grabbed me by my shirt collar, and stared me down. She said only one thing and it was "Leave." I was too frightened to tell her that it was an April Fools joke. I had told me father that I was planning this joke and he told her later on that it was a joke.

So wish I had taped it..
That is awful. More so your mother's reaction though :/

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Old 04-02-2008, 06:51 PM   #32
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Yeah. It's kinda' weird, LOL.

LOL, how was I chosen to be the one compared in terms of time zones (for April 1st, etc.)?

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Given that it's after April's Fools day, I may as well explain the reason:

TK-102 hacked my post to put up a dynamic display of the screename of whoever's account was looking at my post. Ergo, you saw your own name, I saw my own name, and everyone else saw their own name as the masquerading "jerk".

Therefore, anyone who was offended that I did not intend to name you personally should see to it that TK-102 gets a large, steel, and very much ill-lubed leather boot up his posterior.

I call shenanigans.




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Old 04-03-2008, 04:36 AM   #33
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Huh. That's a darn shame. I kinda' liked the attention.

Darn.

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