I had the weirdest dream about you last night. Somehow we met irl and we were driving around somewhere and you were like "hey i'm hungry" so we went to panda express and got these azn cheeseburgers but then you got yours and you were like "i don't want it anymore" and then I was like dammit j, so I dropped you off in this ghetto neighborhood and you got raped by these black guys.
So... that was a dream right?
"I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now,
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces...
And threw every piece into a fire.
As I burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you." - GLaDOS