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Old 06-02-2008, 05:21 PM   #1
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Hola from McCarren Intl Airport

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Old 06-03-2008, 01:04 AM   #2
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Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces...
And threw every piece into a fire.
As I burned, it hurt because
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:45 PM   #3
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Have fun in El Paso.

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Old 06-03-2008, 03:00 PM   #4
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Have fun eating PUSSY!
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Old 06-04-2008, 02:46 AM   #5
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Shouldn't you always though, Gerbil? I would think the female would notice if you weren't enjoying yourself and that might in turn be detrimental to her own enjoyment.

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Old 06-04-2008, 03:18 AM   #6
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unless she's into like s&m or something.



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Old 06-04-2008, 05:03 AM   #7
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I really don't think a mad face counts as S&M.
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Old 06-04-2008, 07:10 AM   #8
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i was thinking more along the lines of ''goddamnit WHY IS HE ENJOYING HIMSELF?'', which i think is perfectly reasonable when it comes to someone who gets off on whipping someone or donning a strap-on.



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Old 06-05-2008, 01:08 AM   #9
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Yeah, Jmac's right. That sounds like it could lead to escalating violence and then "death by misadventure".

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Old 06-06-2008, 01:00 PM   #10
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Similar train of thought. Anyone else have an irrational fear of smotherboxes?

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Old 06-06-2008, 03:26 PM   #11
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Hey, don't link me to that at work!
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Old 06-07-2008, 02:42 PM   #12
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Hey, don't link me to that at work!
I knew what it was an I clicked on it anyway, and I'm sitting in the library. Still I think the faggot playing WOW at the next table will get in trouble before I do.
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Old 06-12-2008, 07:34 AM   #13
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Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture.

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Old 06-12-2008, 08:40 AM   #14
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now I didn't need to look it up on the wiki no


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Old 06-12-2008, 02:40 PM   #15
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Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture.
I hope she ended up having sex with you though.
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Old 06-12-2008, 03:21 PM   #16
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itchy already has a girlfriend and is too noble to cheat for he is an earl in my court



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Old 06-12-2008, 10:35 PM   #17
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Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture.
Never mind that I was in there downloading porn.
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Old 06-14-2008, 10:57 AM   #18
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Dude Jmac, don't tell people I have a girlfriend! I don't want them finding and contacting her...not that I don't love you guys. <3

Haha, and no, I didn't get to tap that.

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Old 06-15-2008, 01:58 AM   #19
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seriously, what is up with the ballsack sign?
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Old 06-15-2008, 08:40 PM   #20
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didn't know that, but I meant more in regards to the <3
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Old 06-15-2008, 09:46 PM   #21
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Thats a heart, as much as Itchy would like to teabag each and every one of us it wasn't in the front of his mind at the time of posting.
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Old 06-15-2008, 09:48 PM   #22
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as i said itchy is an earl in my court he is above such things



"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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Old 06-16-2008, 09:16 PM   #23
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All hail, Jmac-sama! What is thy bidding, my master?

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Old 06-16-2008, 09:40 PM   #24
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make a mold of your penis, hollow it out, fill it with water, freeze it, crack the plaster off, then send the ice penis to your internet girlfriend in a cooler along with a video camera



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Old 06-16-2008, 10:30 PM   #25
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Were you just singing a Daft Punk song to me...?

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Old 06-16-2008, 10:34 PM   #26
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that is a distinct possibility



"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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Old 06-16-2008, 10:35 PM   #27
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Aww, how romantic. And I'd prefer a white chocolate penis mold.

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Old 06-16-2008, 10:47 PM   #28
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well, i'd prefer ice but that will do



"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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Old 06-17-2008, 01:14 PM   #29
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Were you just singing a Daft Punk song to me...?
Ohhhhhhhhh Jesus, so funni!
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:54 AM   #30
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Gerbil, you should take your Jesus talk over to this thread.

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Old 07-18-2008, 12:21 AM   #31
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mmmm, Jesus. Now where did my Jesus crackers go to now?
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:17 AM   #32
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They float on water?

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Old 07-18-2008, 11:30 AM   #33
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I love arguing about religion!!!
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:46 AM   #34
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I think The Pope is on the right track! Counterpoint?

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Old 07-18-2008, 12:39 PM   #35
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How about all faiths get together and stop believing? What then, man, what then?!
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Old 07-20-2008, 06:38 AM   #36
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Well maybe I'm just going to have to change your theme song to "Imagine" by John Lennon!

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Old 07-21-2008, 03:02 AM   #37
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Yeah, I love debating religion too. I mean really, do you prefer a chance at a threesome or being allowed to eat bacon?

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