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Old 07-23-2008, 04:30 PM   #1
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the 1,000,001 uses season 2 (c) Das Mole

Duct tape! Gotta love it, don'tcha?

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in this thread, we're going to list the 1,000,001 uses for duct tape. try to only post 1 use per post as well as only post the use, and nothing else that would be called "extraneous". do them in order and number them
LEARN HOW.


#89

Tired of "This message is hidden because Davinq is on your ignore list"?

Duct tape it off your screen nao.


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Old 07-23-2008, 04:55 PM   #2
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Make yourself a duct tape Guitar Hero controller with microwave parts.

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Old 07-23-2008, 05:00 PM   #3
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don't like someone? suffocate them in a duct tape tomb!



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Old 07-23-2008, 05:04 PM   #4
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Fatally wounded a friend? Apply duct tape and save a life!

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Old 07-23-2008, 05:08 PM   #5
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Tape your cats legs together.
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:16 PM   #6
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of the 1,000,001 uses none I can remember of will hurt animals only those who try

#93 got a tattoo while you were drunk and no likey?

Duct tape will help it.



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Old 07-23-2008, 05:24 PM   #7
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Down ****'s creek without a paddle? Construct one out of duct tape!

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Old 07-23-2008, 05:42 PM   #8
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duct tape can be used as a contraceptive in lieu of a condom. or in lieu of a diaphragm, either way

or better yet it's a cheap alternative to the patch
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:46 PM   #9
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#96

Apropos patch.

When applied over the internet socket, duct tape will make Windows secure once for all.


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Old 07-23-2008, 05:57 PM   #10
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#97: Friend rip your headphone wire? Duct tape makes the music come back to life!

(True story!)

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Old 07-23-2008, 06:09 PM   #11
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#98: [duct tape] can be used to cover up your preemie tittays when you're posing topless in front of a lesbian photographer for vanity fair magazine
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Rip a priceless portrait? Duct tape to the rescue!

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Old 07-23-2008, 09:43 PM   #13
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duct tape can be used as a contraceptive in lieu of a condom. or in lieu of a diaphragm, either way

or better yet it's a cheap alternative to the patch
That only works if you're taping the girl's legs shut.

Here's a use for duct tape.


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Old 07-23-2008, 09:55 PM   #14
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That only works if you're taping the girl's legs shut.

Here's a use for duct tape.


And that's #100 and #101, by the way.

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Old 07-24-2008, 06:16 AM   #15
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1000 this thread sux

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Old 07-24-2008, 07:13 AM   #16
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ooo cheez ;_____________;

#102 Cockring!


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Old 07-25-2008, 11:16 AM   #17
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Is this the fate of RD? To be a sort of old show, new style network for everyone? I for one cannot stand TV Land, can you?

103: Use a marker to put 140.15 on it and tape it to your back, then legally change your name to C.D. Case.
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Old 07-25-2008, 01:16 PM   #18
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104: In the middle of a Covert operation, someone snaps your gun in half. No worries, Duct tape it back together.
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Old 07-25-2008, 01:33 PM   #19
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104: In the middle of a Covert operation, someone snaps your gun in half. No worries, Duct tape it back together.
#105:

Someone annoying on the forums? No big deal.

Duct tape their fingers together and you'll only see "iunmrast1ropidf kjfmf."

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Old 07-25-2008, 02:23 PM   #20
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#106

Don't want to see "iunmrast1ropidf kjfmf"? Create a duct tape cocoon around the person!

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Old 07-25-2008, 03:27 PM   #21
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104: In the middle of a Covert operation, someone snaps your gun in half. No worries, Duct tape it back together.
hello my name is jmac from the iifps and i'm here to inform you that you have made a horrible post



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Old 07-25-2008, 03:41 PM   #22
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hello my name is jmac from the iifps and i'm here to inform you that you have made a horrible post


IIFPS?

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Old 07-25-2008, 04:04 PM   #23
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if you were supposed to know you'd know



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Old 07-25-2008, 04:59 PM   #24
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OH MY GOD IIFPS
EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE THREAD QUICK OH MY GOD HURRY

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Old 07-25-2008, 05:02 PM   #25
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basically



"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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Old 07-25-2008, 05:29 PM   #26
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and all that because of horribel post


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Old 07-25-2008, 05:48 PM   #27
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friends dont let friends be unfunny and post on the internet



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Old 07-25-2008, 05:51 PM   #28
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Atucally, I think about hijacking the topic.


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Old 07-25-2008, 05:54 PM   #29
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rayston i dont think you can hijack your own topic do you want me to hijack it for you



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Old 07-25-2008, 05:57 PM   #30
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yah massa


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Old 07-25-2008, 06:16 PM   #31
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ok then new topic:




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I'll just go sit in the corner then

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Old 07-26-2008, 07:45 AM   #33
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what language is that jmac id guess something azn but i guess id guess that for any written stuff looking like azn


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the irony level in this thread just increased.
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Old 07-26-2008, 12:46 PM   #35
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the irony level in this thread just increased.
Are you implying that jaymack is not funny?

You shall perish for this insult.

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what language is that jmac id guess something azn but i guess id guess that for any written stuff looking like azn
korean



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how many azn languages do you speak jmo


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just jap-o i'm thinking of learning chinese because there's like a billion of them though



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