The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Endorenna]

Granted, but they invent warp drive and tick off the Borg, and they come and assimilate you.

I wish I wasn't getting sick.

[Bokken]

Granted, but the universe can't cope with the change and ends itself.

I wish I had no contempt for humanity.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. but humanity hates you for it and kills you

I wish my christmas tree hadn't caught on fire

[M@RS]

^ Granted, your house caught on fire instead...

I wish Endorenna would finish her fanfic...

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. but it sucks because it was rushed.

I wish I had NaruHina tree decorations to put up

[TriggerGod]

granted, but is quickly replaced by NaruSaku

I wish I had a 360 ;_;

[Endorenna]

Granted, but you get the special edition--you know, the one with the red ring of death built in?

I wish the DS9 series would end and put me out of my misery.

Originally Posted by M@RS

I wish Endorenna would finish her fanfic...

Hey hey hey! That thing's long! It takes time!

But I will do my best to fulfill said wish, nonetheless.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. but then an even worse series comes along

I wish my PS2 hadn't gone up in flames

[Endorenna]

Granted; your PS3 went up in flames.

I wish I had enough money to get the DLC packs for TFU.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but then taxes increase and you lose all your money.

I wish I didn't have this limp.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. someone cuts off your legs so you don't limp anymore

I wish I had a pizza that I could put up on display

[Alkonium]

Granted, but that means you can't eat it.

I wish to eat Chev's pizza on display.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it's so old, that you get food poisoning, oh, and the security gets you.

I wish that I had a super-warm coat.

[Alkonium]

Granted. You're the first person in the world to wear a coat that sets you on fire.

I wish for more irony.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but ironically, after wishing this, you are annoyed greatly, and wish there was no irony.

I wish that I had a jet-car.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but the brakes don't work.

I wish for an electric guitar.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you take into a pool with you, and seeing as its electric....you get the picture.

I wish I had better wishes.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but they're never granted.

I wish my next wish doesn't get ruined.

[Bokken]

Granted, but this one does.

I wish I could find a good avatar.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it has a virus on it, and all the text you can see on your computer now says "Bad Wolf"

I wish for a Sonic Screwdriver.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. but it takes you to the end of the universe where you are eaten by the future kind

I wish I had a really really big pizza I could stare at for hours on end

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you never think to eat it and starve to death.

I wish for a Tau Pulse Rifle from Warhammer 40,000.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But it blows up and kills you.

I wish I had two Giant pizzas to stare at for hours on end.
And i could eat one

[Alkonium]

Granted but the one you eat is so big you overeat and die.

I wish for $Texas.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. but the shock of getting it kills you

I wish I could Travel with the Doctor in the TARDIS

[Alkonium]

Granted, but people think of you as the next Adam Mitchell.

I wish Jude Law would replace David Tennant as the Doctor.

[M@RS]

^ Granted, but in a freak accident they both die...

I wish that I'd come up with a better wish...

Originally Posted by Endorenna

Hey hey hey! That thing's long! It takes time!

But I will do my best to fulfill said wish, nonetheless.

Yay!

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it never comes true.

I wish the BBC would announce who's actually going to play the Eleventh Doctor.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. It's David Radcliff

I wish I could own my very own TARDIS

[Alkonium]

Granted, but since you forgot to put a verb in there, noone, not even you, knows what you did with it.

I wish could figure out transdimensional engineering.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but you get thrown into fluidic space with species 8472...

I wish I could get to sleep.

[Alkonium]

Granted. You ODed on valium and you never wake up.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But you get cranky and then the Tenth Doctor Comes along and kills you

I wish I had a giant milkshake to stare at for days on end

[Hallucination]

Granted, but you're in a sanitarium and the milkshake is your concerned parents never leaving your bedside.

I wish I had less blood in my alcohol stream.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But the medics take out all your blood to get the alchol out and they forget to put the blood back in.

I wish I had a TF gun

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it breaks after you turn yourself into a catgirl, and you have to work the next day.

I wish school was outright cancelled today.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but you think that it's still cancelled tomorrow and you get picked up for playing hookey.

I wish Photoshop was working.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. but it turns your sig into something ugly

I wish I could play with the magical happy Daleks

[Endorenna]

Granted, but then you drink some of their wine and become the next Rip Van Winkle.

I wish I could beat The Force Unleashed on the highest difficulty.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you're declared legally insane from staying up for so long trying to beat it.

I wish my responses weren't so complicated.