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08-15-2008, 06:31 PM
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We Are Chaos
Join Date: Apr 2002
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I'm actually home on leave right now until the 24th, but for the fine details. The air is 10% fecal matter so everytime you breathe you are breathing in feces and it smells like it too. Every Thursday is man love Thursday, in which the Afghani men have sex with each other, no lie. Its dry as hell, I last saw rain there 4 months ago. You can buy hand made goods worth a lot in the States for cheap. I deal with morons on a daily basis and find that everyday I slowly lose my irl sanity....what's left of it. I was actually sent outside the wire because they were afraid of me shooting somebody on post. If you get to explore the city of Kabul, you'll see the most beautiful mosques. You'll also see demolished castles, blown up tanks, kids playing in trash and sewage, signs that say no music, men pooping in the street and off buildings, houses built into the mountains, and some plant life if you're lucky. But I'm getting paid good and find that as I long as I keep busy and don't think about home the days pass quickly.
Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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08-15-2008, 06:51 PM
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Imperial Scout
Join Date: Jul 1999
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nice to hear from you. glad u are doing ok. I didn't realize how long you've been out there...time does fly.
Battle is a pure form of expression. It is heart and discipline, reduced to movement and motion. In battle, the words are swept away, giving way to actions-- mercy, sacrifice, anger, fear. These are pure moments of expression.
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08-19-2008, 03:11 AM
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#83
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[armleglegarmhead]
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Have a good time getting laid at home, sir.
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08-19-2008, 06:13 AM
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Close to the Edge
Join Date: Mar 2001
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The air is 10% fecal matter...
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Sounds... charming.
I can't wait until they open a vacation resort there.
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Have a good time getting laid...
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Didn't you hear?
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Originally Posted by SuicidalXWing
"Every Thursday is man love Thursday..."
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Native XWA.Netter (Nutter?)
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08-25-2008, 09:04 PM
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#85
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^Forum Haunter^
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Stalk "The night", if that's your wish, Yet, if you find my grave, I won't be there, There are thousands of places left for my despair.
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wasnt Friday im in love? according to the cure?
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08-26-2008, 08:36 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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you know that you're the only reason why people post on aresen dss? 
seems like the previous person whom posts was on my bday... *shrug*
tacc seems to be the only lovin i get now a days 
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08-27-2008, 07:51 AM
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^Forum Haunter^
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thats because in charge here to refill your needs 
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08-27-2008, 09:52 AM
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[armleglegarmhead]
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Pants!?
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08-27-2008, 05:40 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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no, pant- ies
remove the y, and put that i-e-s.
works everytime 
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09-04-2008, 02:35 AM
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Imperial Scout
Join Date: Jul 1999
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****ing hell yeah it does...just gotta get them to be all drunk and horny and then there ya go free the panties!!! save the dudes, lose the panites!!!111
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09-17-2008, 07:57 AM
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^Forum Haunter^
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this place is still dead
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09-17-2008, 10:28 AM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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and....
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09-17-2008, 01:49 PM
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Imperial Scout
Join Date: Jul 1999
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yaaay. what we need is some russian women
Battle is a pure form of expression. It is heart and discipline, reduced to movement and motion. In battle, the words are swept away, giving way to actions-- mercy, sacrifice, anger, fear. These are pure moments of expression.
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09-24-2008, 08:27 AM
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^Forum Haunter^
Join Date: Feb 2001
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in Russia womens fork you :P
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09-24-2008, 11:37 AM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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in soviet russia, FORUM POSTS ON YOU!!
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09-24-2008, 11:36 PM
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Just a Time Traveller
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Hogwarts
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What is this place!
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09-25-2008, 03:13 AM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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Ancient ruins of a long gone empire built on lust and slave labour.
And milk.
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09-26-2008, 06:20 PM
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Just a Time Traveller
Join Date: Jul 2006
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No cookies?
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09-27-2008, 02:44 PM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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No, just *milk*.
AMIRITE, DSS?
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09-30-2008, 05:30 AM
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^Forum Haunter^
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Stalk "The night", if that's your wish, Yet, if you find my grave, I won't be there, There are thousands of places left for my despair.
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yep! only milk and guess woot? im the milkman here
be afraid... this urban legend:
stand on the fridge at midnight... and say 3 times: milk man! milk man! milk MAN!!
and you´ll get a full shower of.... .... Milk
LOL dont ask
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11-30-2008, 05:14 PM
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internet hate machine
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He's gonna post right now, watch ----->
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*coughs*
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11-30-2008, 07:42 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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*puke*
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12-03-2008, 04:47 AM
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Forum Mum
Status: Super Moderator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London
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See? I HAVE THE POWWWAAAAHHHHH!
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12-03-2008, 07:27 AM
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^Forum Haunter^
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Stalk "The night", if that's your wish, Yet, if you find my grave, I won't be there, There are thousands of places left for my despair.
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boobs power?
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12-03-2008, 08:41 AM
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Forum Mum
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True fact - My nipples shoot laser beams.
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12-03-2008, 06:06 PM
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^Forum Haunter^
Join Date: Feb 2001
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you can shoot me anytime hun
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12-03-2008, 06:17 PM
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internet hate machine
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...and in turn you can shoot your milk all over her.
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12-03-2008, 06:29 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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Am I to assume that Lexxy is a Vembot?
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12-03-2008, 06:37 PM
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#109
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^Forum Haunter^
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...and in turn you can shoot your milk all over her.
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ya know lynky... i love your idea
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12-03-2008, 07:09 PM
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internet hate machine
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It's why I'm Prime Minister of this place.
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12-03-2008, 10:02 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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I'll grant you additional funding DSS, if you can shoot her with milk while circle strafing
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12-04-2008, 01:20 PM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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Circle strafing, excellent! XD
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12-14-2008, 03:43 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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12-15-2008, 03:33 PM
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#114
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[armleglegarmhead]
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Shoot milk while circle strafing - meh? WTH is wrong with you spoothead?
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12-15-2008, 04:40 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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ray, I only have one comment to say about to yours...
MUFFINS!!!
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12-18-2008, 06:46 AM
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We Are Chaos
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee
ray, I only have one comment to say about to yours...
MUFFINS!!!
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He has a valid point.
Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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12-18-2008, 11:58 AM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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J!!
how are ya?
finally got internet in that backwards country you're in? or are ya home for the holiday?
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12-19-2008, 01:34 PM
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Jedi Council Member
Join Date: Aug 2002
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I'll grant you additional funding DSS, if you can shoot her with milk while circle strafing |
Sounds like a circle jer.....well, you know.....
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12-19-2008, 02:32 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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not going tot touch that one.
sounds like a sticky situation...
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01-05-2009, 02:59 PM
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We Are Chaos
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I was in Kyrgyzstan when I sent that. I'm home now, utilizing library net, may get normal net today. And yes my phone number still is the same. Skywalker out!
Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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