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Old 02-16-2009, 05:40 PM   #41
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Oh, dear. Satire, it seems, is lost on the untermenschen.

Isn't that a pity? I think so. Sabre, old chap, hand me my commoner-gun, I feel the need for some sport.

Oh, and a reminder: further dissent against the glorious Empire will result in being thrown to the outcasts. And I assure you, they are very hungry.



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Old 02-16-2009, 05:44 PM   #42
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Old 02-16-2009, 05:53 PM   #43
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Old 02-16-2009, 05:55 PM   #44
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Seriously, dude, you make it bigger than it is. No one's special here.



I mean, *I* am, but no one else is.


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Old 02-16-2009, 05:55 PM   #45
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Old 02-16-2009, 05:59 PM   #47
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:28 PM   #49
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It's off topic and belongs in a feedback thread if you want to gripe about it, and it has nothing to do with silencing an opinion, just cleaning up all this extraneous whining. Did it occur to you that Darth Insidious might not have been completely finished with his list? Why did you automatically assume you were being excluded intentionally just because you didn't end up on a list that he wrote at 3am?
That's it!! Someone obviously needs to do something before this thread completely crumbles upon itself. In the spirit of restoring fun to Ahto I hereby proclaim myself the Omnipotent Funderator. As such I My Self-Proclaimed Omnipotent Prodigious Excellency That Has No Real Power decrees that all fighting stops now!

My Self-Proclaimed Omnipotent Prodigious Excellency That Has No Real Power further orders that the Ugly Truth from here on out be shown in the Ugly Truth Room: http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=195832

My Self-Proclaimed Omnipotent Prodigious Excellency That Has No Real Power also orders Ray to stop talking about his penis as it can never surpass the hugeness of mine.

My Self-Proclaimed Omnipotent Prodigious Excellency That Has No Real Power decrees that all romantic advances towards Niner be directed at his PM box. This just isn't the place.

My Self-Proclaimed Omnipotent Prodigious Excellency That Has No Real Power orders Jae to have fun pruning this thread, or else...

My Self-Proclaimed Omnipotent Prodigious Excellency That Has No Real Power finally decrees that all complaints to any of My Self-Proclaimed Omnipotent Prodigious Excellency That Has No Real Power's decrees be stuck Where Tha Sun Don't Shine.

Now have fun, dang it!


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Old 02-16-2009, 06:35 PM   #50
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The clique phenomenon began many years ago, when Plebeians scolded the patricians for becoming too "clique-ish." Thus, a buzzword was born...


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Old 02-16-2009, 06:44 PM   #51
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Yeah, I feel so left out since I'm not mentioned in the opening post. God damn.

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Old 02-16-2009, 06:47 PM   #52
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How long has it been since we hijacked a thread, dear Prime Minister of Aresen?


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Old 02-16-2009, 06:49 PM   #53
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Exactly, I swiftly declared war on this farce as soon as I became aware of its existence.
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:51 PM   #54
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How long has it been since we hijacked a thread, dear Prime Minister of Aresen?
It has been much too long my dear Jester. Our Imperial invasion army of doom may be a little rusty after all these years.

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Yeah, I feel so left out since I'm not mentioned in the opening post. God damn.

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Old 02-16-2009, 07:06 PM   #56
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It has been much too long my dear Jester. Our Imperial invasion army of doom may be a little rusty after all these years.
Troops are mobilized Prime Minister.

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Old 02-16-2009, 07:13 PM   #57
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:15 PM   #58
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*busts his way into the cockpit and grabs intercom*

Mister Prime Minister, Sir, we have a female pilot and co-pilot, shall I keep them in check with circle strafing? I need your orders, Sir!


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Old 02-16-2009, 07:16 PM   #59
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Troops are mobilized Prime Minister.
Unfortunately, myself and Pavlos (In his capacity as Lord High Admiral) have little in the way of forces to prevent invasion, as our fleet (read: a small, run down fishing boat in Aberdeen) is being refitted, and the Electro-Galvanic Hyperbaric Ether Rifles haven't arrived yet.

Can we reschedule for next year? We'll be in better shape to meet you on the field of battle then






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Old 02-16-2009, 07:20 PM   #60
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:21 PM   #61
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Old Fred is still in Aberdeen? I thought he'd closed up, completed the square, followed the catastrophe with an endgame, reached chapter 17 of the Philosopher's Stone, overthrown the monarch... you know...


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Old 02-16-2009, 07:28 PM   #63
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Some men you just can't reach...
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which is the way he wants it!
Well, he gets it!
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:39 PM   #65
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I believe I said earlier "all fighting stops now"! Fighting is not fun, thus I decree that all participants of this fictional war leave their war machines and go to a fictional strip club featuring Hollywood Celebrities That Would Never Do It In Real Life, meaning no Paris Hilton.

Anyone having problems with this decree can, of course, stick their complaint Where Tha Sun Don't Shine.

The Super Awesome Self-Appointed Omnipotent Funderator has spoken.

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Old 02-16-2009, 07:43 PM   #67
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*screams are heard and Ray, yelling 'eididiligack whaaa whoooo' repeatedly, then suddenly silence*

*the image of a cockpit, a female pilot and co-pilot covered with milk and a sleeping Ray, who has spilled a bottle of whisky over the controls is send via the cockpit-cam to all monitors*


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Oh you are SO going down igyman.

Osakan army, Attack!



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Old Fred is still in Aberdeen? I thought he'd closed up, completed the square, followed the catastrophe with an endgame, reached chapter 17 of the Philosopher's Stone, overthrown the monarch... you know...
Loud and clear!

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wat?
Secret Ahtonian Military codes, which, as an enemy of the state, you aren't privy to.

Also, it's late to ask this, but what makes His Majesty's desk so Imperial?






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It's the inlay of ground untermensch skulls.
I wondered what it was. I thought it was Ivory. I must say, skulls are much more stylish and befitting of your Majesty.

And i'm pleased to report I have taken delivery of 1,000 Electro-Galvanic Hyperbaric Ether rifles, which are now ready and waiting to be put to use by your Majesty.

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Oh, they're for terrifying small, Japanese schoolgirls.

So the ordinance should prove pretty effective against these Areseners.



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The fact that Ahto has setup themselves as an autonomous society.

yeah. the whole 'Imperial' thing. makes it that.

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Oh, they're for terrifying small, Japanese schoolgirls.

So the ordinance should prove pretty effective against these Areseners.

Don't worry, we have the equipment to suit our Osakan army.
Meaning basically as described in these transcripts, we are very well properly prepared for such.

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The fact that Ahto has setup themselves as an autonomous society.

yeah. the whole 'Imperial' thing. makes it that.
Actually, we declared UDI years ago under Emperor Starmark. This is more of a refoundation. The rule of Emperor Starmark was pretty short, all told. IIRC, RJM's film deal with SuperShadow and George bankrupted the new nation fairly fast.

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Don't worry, we have the equipment to suit our Osakan army.
Meaning basically as described in these transcripts, we are very well properly prepared for such.
Mmm. I still wouldn't worry. You'll discover our defences when you walk into it.



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I may be 'acting' Aresen Ministry of War, til niner gets on and assumes command.

I trust you that we have more to offer then just a "bunch" of Japaneese School Girls.

Neither the less, Aresen has been an Imperial force since 2003, and we shall rein supreme!

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I'm sure you are. I'm sure you are.

Nevertheless, I have just 'phoned the parents of half your army. At last estimate, the total time grounded was in the region of eight-hundred years.



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Maybe it's fun for the "Ahto nobility", who all have special titles and ranks, and are special, but it's not fun for anyone else. WAAAHHH I NEED HELP SUM1 CALL TEH WAAAAAAAAAHHHMBULANCE.
Just an fyi I thought this thread was funny until you felt the need to ruin it. And I'm not even on the list!




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Wait... someone doesn't want Japanese schoolgirls around here?

Something very WRONG with this place.

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